Seaman

"If you have the patience and 'wish you were a fish,' then by all means drop the cash. But those looking for their next best friend should swing by the local pound. "

"If you are into the unusual, enjoy life sims, or thought your Tamagotchi was a little too elementary, then Seaman is definitely for you. With outstanding AI, a very realistic development cycle, and an atmosphere that is just plain eerie, Seaman is destined to become the sleeper hit of the year."

"About as novel as a stick up your butt and twice as painful."

"Like raising any pet, it has to be done the hard way, with time, effort and lots of positive input."