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N64  Conker's Bad Fur Day (2nd best N64 game ever). 4.5
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by Kiker
from , , Australia
May 27, 2005
THE GOOD:
A ton of swearing (especially the occasional bleep).
Blood (heh heh heh heh hehhhhh).
A frying pan (just stuns the little bastard).
Conker's tail can act as plane propellors.
Never repetitive.

THE BAD:
Hmmm, the fact that we'll never see a bloodfest like this for a while (Killer 7 is the next bloodfest).
Beginning is soooo boring.
Sometimes, it's sooooo funny, you'll die a lot.

SUMMARY:
Lastability: 8/10.
Could last you ages as you die a fair lot. Also very funny so it lasts longer due to the amout of dying.
Graphics: 10/10.
Yeah, you can see the blood splatter and the frying pan bashing up peoples and other stuff.
Sound: 9/10.
You can even hear the blood splatter with surround sound. And the chocolate crumble as you're about to die. You actually hear them talking and swearing and bleeping.
Gameplay: 9/10.
Changes quite a lot. Like adventuring, shooting beetles, moving a ball of poo up a moutain or something like that.
Overall: 4.5/5.0.
It is a kick-ass game. If parents read this and they hate it, then they are nerds. Heed that warning, parents.

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N64  Goodish 3.6
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by ibadan
from Southampton, Hampshire, UK
May 14, 2005
THE GOOD:
Good and funny great game

THE BAD:
could be better

SUMMARY:
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N64  Conker's Bad Fur Day a game ahead of its time! 4.9
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by IDM
from , ,
Dec 30, 2004
Conker's Bad Fur Day [N64]
Conker: Live and Reloaded [XBOX]

Conkers Bad Fur Day the little squirrel taking names, owning Tediz, and kicking your ass is back for the XBOX! Soon to be a known phenomenon around shooters. I say this because the first game was an amazing and truly a game ahead of its time, humor, ammo, graphics, the perfect storyline none the less great characters just around the corner!

Characters
+ Conker being the main character a little squirrel just trying to get home goes through a wild, and exotic adventure through the game.

+ Berri! Your girl which you have pretty much neglected all this time, Conker she looks very, very, nice OK! Freaking hot. Later in the game she gets into some tight situations.

+ Birdy A.K.A Scarecrow, you first meet this character when your getting yourself together, he helps out, because well you have a hangover, and he understands you. He greets you with the nicest most kind greeting ever. You'll love this guy! Really helpful.

+ The Phantor King! Got Milk?

Look I would hate to spoil the game for you or any of its catchy gimmicks so am just going to shut up and tell you about the sound of the game.

Sound

As soon as you turn the game on, start a new game you feel the darkness in Conker. This squirrel isn't going to b!c#t he's gonna tell you a little story of how he owns all the land, a long story that only took one day. Conkers Bad Fur Day's intro media is perfect no flaws, but the ones in your ears for not listening to every little sound.
From level to level you'll encounter many other music and even musicals which is a Rare thing that Rareware included. This is a one in a million you won't see this in any other N64 game maybe a little song, but not the Mighty Poop.

Every level has its own special sound as I can recall being great, if you like to dance am sure you'll love this game. The fact of the matter is disco still lives in the 21st century in some gamers. Conker also thinks, if he doesn't like the sound of a level he will ask for some better music just to make you feel at home. This is something CBF stands out on, no other N64 game has the feeling CBF does. Now if your getting ready to Play let me tell you something about Gameplay. Sound +10

Gameplay

You want to know how the game handles? Well let me tell you it handles at its best! Controls are easy, and simple. There explained step by step which doesn't take long and that's good. I know some gamers don't have the patience to wait so this is a good thing, getting right down to business. The camera angles are the only thing that am going to say are bad because its the truth other than that nothing else. Gameplay +9.9

Storyline

The Story is basically about Conker, yes its all about Conker. How is he going to get home? This is a wild adventure. Although it does get very interesting, and naughty. Nothing in the game is repetitive you'll see something new every time it can either be the environment your in, Music, New Bosses, Ways to destroy your enemies your basically never going to see the same thing twice unless its something good.

The storyline is freaking hilarious, though that's why I died so many times because I couldn't stop laughing at some of the stuff they did in this game, and I couldn't stop staring at some freaking flower, or giant uga, uga, laddie, those knockers were huge! Anyways the Storyline gets a perfect ten no matter. Its funny, and fresh, and its nothing that you've ever seen. That I know is true. Storyline +10

Graphics

The game is very detailed in environment I for one am not a gamer who is all about Graphics, but this Game steals the cake! It does what a N64 game is suppose to do, and it gives you what you want in a game like this. It looks good! Its not suppose to be taken seriously because than its not funny, or humorous. Its to have fun, and the graphics give YOU that feeling. The graphics are very well done, little flaws, but nothing huge that would affect the game. Graphics +9.8

Multi

This is something I love to play with my buddies in teams Multiplayer owns. The best multi-player I've ever played in any game, any console.

+ WAR - This Multi game features two levels. Total War and Colors.

In Total War you steal what is called an Enemy Canister a green type of gas that kills all, and I mean all. Even the members in your team if they aren't in a safe position you can still manage to get a gas mask, that's located on one of the see through doors that opens up when the enemy canister is taken to the sewers.
Colors which is the best out of all, its just a fun game of stealing the enemy flag with guns.

+ Tank you steal an the Enemy Canister although there is only one, and eight of you. There is also many attachments to your tank that lead to instant kills.

+ Race, this is actually one of the Multi games that is in one of the Storylines. You race in a fancy looking sort of jet skateboard through lava while hitting your opponents with your stealthy weapon.

+ Beach, you can either be Squirrels or Tediz. You try to sneak in into two doors,(squirrels) but its not as easy as it sounds. You got to worry about those darn Tediz not killing you. Although you can try to kill them.

+ Raptor, be dinner or get dinner its either of those. You can be the Cave man and hunt, or be the Raptor and eat. Old School weapons such as the bow make a comeback. Also one of the Mutil games that appears in the Story.

+ Heist, Steal some money. Sounds simple? Think you can do it. There is four teams choose what color you would like to be Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, and get ready to steal. Although its not that easy, its a challenge. Also this is one of the three Multi games you'll get to play in the Storymode.

+ Skull, the skull alternates the games weapons such as giving Raptor the weapons Total War would have. Multi +10

Summary

To get this whole review into one single sentence get this game! You won't be disappointed, instead you'll be disappointed at yourself for not getting this game any sooner.

Sound +10
Gameplay +9.9
Storyline +10
Graphics +9.8
Multi +10

Exellent Game!

Parents if your reading this Review take it into consideration you saw nothing. If your cool, get this game for your kids.
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N64  Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64) 4.5
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by MAXIMILLION
from , , CANADA
Oct 11, 2004
THE GOOD:
Funny Story with great visual graphics,sound,and control.This game has hilarios and crude language and jokes including violence and gore,crude language,and sexual themes.
Story has three different user files.Multiplayer is included with bots so that one can play against multiple players controlled by the computer.Different game types,custom set options,and many playable characters unlocked by codes.And "Chapters" in the main menu can allow you to replay your favorite parts in the story.

THE BAD:
Visual graphics do have a few problems like tails going through objects,teeth going through lips,and a few others.Also other characters weren't as detailed as Conker and had flat hands,non-moving eyes,up-and-down moving mouths,and pupil eyes.

SUMMARY:
A deffinately great game to own for a long time.This game is great for watching things explode like heads and body parts and is great for a laugh...actually a lot of laughs.

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N64  This is very good 4.7
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by MrSponget
from , , Private
Jul 15, 2004
Graphics 10/10 The graphics are great simply put. Its clear, the characters and objects look great. Best graphics for the N64.

Story 7/10 Um its about a squirrel who gets drunk. The story is weird but, its very funny.

Multiplayer 8/10 Well its missing out on some modes, also since the multiplayer is so great but, not everyone has at least 2 controllers so, Rareware put in bots. The bots have a difficulty level. Very Easy, Normal, Crap, b*st*rd, Einstein.

Sound 10/10 Great sound. It has voice overs. (This is one of the few games for N64 and PS1 that I know of that has voice overs)

Gameplay 8/10 Well its fun gameplay. There's plenty to do. Not repetitive at all.

Overall 9/10 This is a great game but, I had a few minor problems with this game. I recommend you buy this game.

Other Comments: This game is really short and the multiplayer wasn't the best. Note: This game is very vulgar. Be sure if you can handle the foul jokes in this game.
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N64  Conker's Bad Fur Day 4.6
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by melvinmanx
from Lynchburg, , United States o
Jul 6, 2004
THE GOOD:
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THE BAD:
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SUMMARY:
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yeah.....this game is kinda wierd. Don't get me wrong it's great but...yeah, I'm still kinda freaked out about the bee and the flower. And a game where your primary weapon is your piss...riiiiight. Anyway, BFD has great grafix and its very fun too. You run around a world of puzzles, solve them and get stuff for it. I never thought a ball of shit could be worth anything but...whatever. You are a squirrel who is just trying to get home after an all night drinking binge (fun) and you have to do a whole lotta stuff to get back. Very fun game, very wierd game, very challenging game. It almost seems that the creators were bored out of their minds when they made this game cuz it reeks with unoriginality but at the same time, its completely different from anything else you can play. Why? CUZ YOUR A DRUNK, PISSED OFF SQUIRREL WITH A *bleep*ING FRYING PAN!!! Hell yes, go buy this game. It rocks. Dont get me wrong, it really is a good game. I just won't recommend it to anyone who gets offended easily.

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N64  THIS GAME RULES! 5.0
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by XelNaga827
Dec 1, 2003
THE GOOD:
ITS SO DAMN FUNNY!

THE BAD:
ummm nothing...

SUMMARY:
conker's bfd is the funniest game i've ever played. im giving it a perfect 5. absolutely nothing wrong with this game. sure, theres a bit of swearing, but thats something that makes it funny. good transitions between levels and crap like that. this is a must-buy for all N64 gamers. the last boss level(with the alien) is pretty tough. it took me a while to beat and i had fun tho. i like the voice in the background telling you that "you arent very good at this". but overall, hard game to beat. 2 thumbs way up. if you dont have it, go buy it right now. music is excellent, and the multi-player modes are great. there is a variety of weapons to use, and many are hard to master. my favorite is the kitana, and magnum. they are definately the best in the game. if needed, email me and i will submit a full strategy guide. all around fun game. my email is shadow0827@att.net

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N64  Conkers BFD 5.0
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by Conkers fryingpan
from WILMINGTON, North Carolina,
May 25, 2003
THE GOOD:
Every *bleep*ING THING MAN!

THE BAD:
NOTHIN

SUMMARY:
This game kicks MAJOR ASSS!! HERES A HINT: TRY COLORS IN 3 player mode let the 2nd player be the sniper and do recon outside the base;1st player be on the machine gun(the big one);and3rd player be the assasin (a.k.a katana dude) to do melee combat to weaken the Tediz or Squirrels ( depending on which side your on ). That way you kill quicker. come on try it I did and it worked! For Multi use the shotgun to blow away your enemy quick also try the crossbow to easily take out someone.Put in spunkjockey for matrix-like kills with the chainsaw or katana.And if you want easy kills get the bazooka get to the front of the front door at your base and wait for Tediz's to come by then...BLAMMM!!!!! easy kill brought to u by Conkers fryingpan.

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N64  The Best Conkers Review Yet! 5.0
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by Jarryd Wiltshire
Feb 21, 2003
THE GOOD:
EVERYTHING!

THE BAD:
Nothing

SUMMARY:
This is the best 64 game in the WORLD! I'm only 10 but this game is funny,rude and violent in the best possibly way.I't cost a fair lot of money but it's worth it.

Meet Chrarcters such as a Drunk king bee,Big Breasted sunflower and slow-witted farm implements also a singing terd. Battle through many strange enviroments and chapters like Spooky,Hungover,Windy and it's War and many more.

Game Play Great but not reccomended for younger children.

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N64  One of the greatest games 5.0
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by Wattington
Feb 5, 2003
THE GOOD:
Every thing about it

THE BAD:
nothing

SUMMARY:
This is one of the greatest games I have ever played. Every thing about it is awesome.The multiplayer is the best. I can't stop playing it. I don't think many games can even come close to CBFD. My favorite code is SPUNKJOCKEY that acts like the Matrix when you cut off an enemy's head in multiplayer. Every one who likes blood, gore, sex, and swearing should buy this game.

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