Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters

I remember playing through Ratchet And Clank: Size Matters on the PSP, and having a lot of fun with it, despite the PSP lacking two analogue sticks. While it made camera navigation hard, it was at least fun. It felt like a real handheld game; the sort of game that was meant to be carried around and played during family trips. Looking at scenery gets boring after a few minutes, and repeatedly going "are we there yet" for the next 7 hours would frustrate parents to hell and back. Give the little shit a PSP with Size Matters, he'll be thrilled while you and your wife/husband/roomie/17-year old kid drive the car to your next destination. That's how you do it... However, repressing your urges to be a total Jew is a hard feat, as somebody over at Sony thought of porting Size Matters to the PS2. Not a bad idea, you may think after hearing the announcement. Well, it kind of is when you port the perfect handheld game onto an aged system that's on its last legs while the PS3 becomes the new...