Balls of Fury

No. Sorry, no. Please return to sender. It's been a good while since I've come across a game of this caliber, which is to say that I don't often see titles that suck this bad in this day and age. In the early age of 3D, which Balls of Fury harkens back to, yes, but not in today's gaming industry. That is at least an accomplishment of some kind, although I doubt it will be an award that the publisher wears proudly on Balls of Fury's box. Hah – I wrote Balls of Fury's box. You see? I'm the target demographic for this game and still I think it's awful. I would tell you not to buy this game, but if you have access to the Internet, you're already smart enough to know.