Emergency Mayhem

Emergency Mayhem is an example of how not to make a minigame collection.

"Emergency Mayhem is a blast to play (especially in spurts) and should keep you busy for 8 to 10 hours (more if you can interest family members and friends). It's no blockbuster, but it's a solid addition to any diverse Wii software library."

"Emergency Mayhem is a me-too Crazy Taxi clone with some added Wii waggle minis. If you can live with that -- and the game's lackluster graphical presentation -- you will find a fast-paced, arcde-style driving game here."

" But it's not all sour grapes. The simplistic, pseudo-cel-shaded graphics are benign enough while the soundtrack is at least somewhat varied. And given the vehement hatred the developer has for the player, I guess I can count myself lucky that upon opening the package, HIV-infected blood wasn't sprayed directly into an open wound. Maybe. At least that would've given me an excuse not to play this complete failure of a game."