Rampage: Total Destruction

"Rampage: Total Destruction is a total failure as a Nintendo Wii title. If the controls worked whatsoever, it might have fared slightly better, but they don’t. They don’t at all, and that’s what makes this game so horrible to play."

"At best, Total Destruction is a brief distraction. At worst, it's an obsolete relic from too many years ago that now, on the Wii, seems even more antiquated and out of place."

"It's not a triple-A title by any stretch of the imagination -- with its gameplay quirks and audio that sounds as if it were recorded in a bus-station bathroom -- but it captures the sense of simple fun that Nintendo was shooting for with this new-fangled console."

"In concept it is a great game, but the execution and half baked controls really ruin this game that would have been on gamers must have list. In the end this game ends up being a really sloppy port of a game on other consoles."

"I don't want to traverse through a block at a time. You don't feel like an overpowered beast when you're just progressing stage by stage. It ends up feeling repetitious and tired."