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XBOX360  Army of suckage 1.0
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by iamjoe56
from kansas city, KS, USA
May 1, 2008
THE GOOD:
Graphics [Water effects most especially]

Co-op is decent. It provides a good bit of fun provided you have a competent team-mate.



Weapon customization is cool. This is perhaps the best point in the game. With a bevy of options for almost all the guns, you can really make a gun yours.

THE BAD:
Gameplay: It is slow and very linear. often being funneled into a single path gets annoying.

Short, linear, slow, scripted campaign.

Sound

Voice acting

Replay-ability

AI: The AI in this game, though decent, lacks and true ability and will fall before you like leaves in a strong wind.


SUMMARY:
This game has a cool idea. An elite unit of two buddies, handing the world its ass on a silver platter.
It has a mediocre execution, however. The gameplay is decent the first time you play through it. Cool ideas like totally customizable guns, and masks give the impression of a deep game. In reality, it is pretty shallow.


The story is disjointed in the telling, with the time line spanning years but the characters go through the in-game "investigation", as if it was taking place over days. This leads us to the dialog, which is lack luster, and profanity filled. With the exception of the cut-scenes, all lines are delivered with a cheesy quality and less conviction than a sheepish mouse.

One of the main characters, Clyde, is a psychotic person who is over done. Big time, his lines are the most profane I have heard, his actions are over the top cartoon-ish. He won't DIE!

The sound design is also lacking, with guns having their own unique ring to them, but sounding generic overall. Though some good is to be found, in general bullets hitting around you sound good and overall, the sound design is decent.

The one vehicle you get to drive in this game is a hover craft, it was a sweet idea. But god did they botch the driving, it is totally un-controllable, and had no model for you to steer it. It was just slapped together, leaving you with a horrible experience try to drive it.

Speaking of slapped together. the AI needs major attention. As mentioned in the "bad" section, the AI needs work. With enemies often charging into the open, and taking truly horrid cover positions, it is like a duck hunt with a M134 Gatling gun. This can also be applied to the partner AI. it is decent, and is better than the enemy AI, but it is not as good as other games partner AI. Games such as Rainbow six, Gears of War and GRAW 2, have smarter partner AI. This is a major failing, considering this is supposed to be an Advanced AI system.

Also, the noticeable lack of any real cover system screams to me like this game was only half baked. You run up behind something, squat down, and shoot. It makes for a more free moving fire fight experience, but it just doesn't feel right. This also leads to some "WTF!?" moments. When you see your character lift a 120 pound mini-gun with ONE hand and aim it like a sniper rifle. This is just not right. Though the gameplay mechanics are not that far off. the characters rolling was handled badly. But the sliding mechanic proved to be a useful thing when you don't want to die.

Another falling point is the difficulty settings. They do nothing to make the AI smarter, they simply make you more fragile. And the enemies to more damage, and shoot more accurately. You will find yourself dieing fro ma shot landed onto you arm, on Professional. It is simply horrible.


The gameplay was fun for a bit, but in the end it showed that this game was designed for a one path approach. This is shown when you reach a Chinese village. And if you try to walk in the water, you hit an invisible wall. You will find these rarely, but when they are that obvious, it is painfully last gen.

In the overall picture, this game is a rent, if even that. The only redeeming factor is the "agro" system, but this cannot pale the other problems. My advice, stay clear. This game won't give you anything beyond one play through, two, tops. The linear nature kills any chance at tactical gameplay, and the often vague dialog can really hamper you. Likewise the horrible easy to complete objectives will cause you to feel like a god at first, but it is a lot like getting what you want every time. It gets boring.


So to re-iterate, this is not a game to buy. Maybe not even rent. It just isn't worth it. it really isn't





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XBOX360  My Review On Army Of Two 4.5
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by DeathClaw
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Mar 12, 2008
THE GOOD:
Graphics
Difficulties
Story
Online Co-Op

THE BAD:
Stupid AI parts
Story isn't as long as everyone would like

SUMMARY:
I dunno where to start really. I would just like to start by saying that i have finished this game 4 times so i know what i am talking about.

Graphics: 8/10

The graphics are good, They are some of the best IMO they could have improved in certain places but they showed off what they had to. It really looks polished and the water effects and top quality, There is a few flaws and let downs in tiny texture details and certain points which you will come across which has lowered the score from a 8.5 maybe a 9.
When watching cutscences you really think they got the lighting affects dead right.

Gameplay : 7.8/10

Lowered a bit because the controls can slip a little in certain points when you try and shoot. It can cause a lot of problems but this doesn't really affect much of the overal gameplay, The controls are a little complicated and can cause confusion amongst some people.
e.g. When switching to grenades you kind of get the impression that it will switch you back to you primary weapon or any other weapon but it doesn't

It can cause some problems and another thing i have come across is the special weapons have like 18 bullets for a sniper 1/2 for a RPG and like 3/4 for a Stinger. It will take ages to then find like 5% of every ammo you find will be for your Sniper/RPG/Stinger.

Weapons and Special Features: 8/10

The customisation is pretty good but when you play it to a certain amount of time. You will unlock every primery weapon when you finish Story first time, This lowers the amount of replay vaule to get every gun but you will still have to buy every part for it.
The other weapons cost a lot of money and easily 30K + to upgrade to the max but its still pretty cool and you might be intrested in going back for some Co-Op to unlock more money and get the weapons.

Xbox Live - Co-Op - 9/10

The co-op story is good fun and it gives you a lot of new ways to finish the missions instead of being with the AI partner. The online play is pretty decent because a lot of people are nice and will let you use their weapons and what not so you can see which ones you like more.
This is a brilliant feature into this game and it gives so many different ways to finish the game and complete each level.

Xbox Live - Verus - 7.5/10

The Verus mode isn't that good its a 2v2vAI you try and fill out objectives for money. Each team totals their money and the one with the most wins and it can get kind of boring and the 2v2 thing is really boring, I have done a fair few games and you will find that 85% of the time your killing AI and it can get kind of boring.

I don't think it deserves a 7.5 but you have to be fair on how good this fits with the story. The online can be rather boring after about 25 games and the objectives are pretty boring. You will be playing and you will come across the same objective about 2 or 3 times in a game can be very boring.

Replay Vaule:

There is some replay vaule to this game and can keep you coming back for the longer lasting achievements like finding all the objectives like cases and what not. You will also most likely try and get all the weapons and what ever else you want to try and find.

Glitches:

There are very little glitches i have found in this game other than the ones where you can restart missions and keep the money. I have one that can really ruin or annoying you really much, On one level you can get stuck at the wall if you roll into cover near it. I have seen this happen once or twice and it causes you to start the mission at the last checkpoint before a 10 - 15 minutes long battle. It can get annoying after a while but once you find out how to trigger this glitch it isn't too bad.

Overal: - 40.3/50

There isn't much to say about this game but it adds some good features and gives a lot of different add-ons and the graphics are great. The story is pretty good and i really like the Co-Op story. As this is the first game in the series for EA i really think that they have done a lot good work and really patched it well, Hopefully they make more.

Hope This Helps YOU Decide.

(If you have anymore questions PM me about glitches , Questions , screenshots, advice. Ill try my best to help you out. I should get back to you within 24 hours and if i don't PM me again and i should get back to you then)

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