Goldeneye: Rogue Agent

"The basic problem, when it comes down to it, is that nobody loved this game."

"Despite his obviously evil rep with the public, the legendary Bond villain seems to offer new employees a pretty nice employment package. After signing on with the dastardly one, you're outfitted with a slick cybernetic eye and given your own groovy code name: GoldenEye. "

"An uninteresting story and lackluster gameplay, both online and off, leaves Rogue Agent feeling rather flat."

"The Hong Kong level also features some death traps, which can be used to take out enemies. A switch near a 20-foot tall dragon statue can be pressed to cause the dragon to spit flames to take out higher targets. "

"GoldenEye is an empty vessel of a game missing personality, charm, story or any kind of distinguishing character. If videogames were living creatures and had souls, Rogue Agent would be the wandering game in search of one. It's a first-person shooter that feels like its dying to be like many other videogames but doesn't achieve any sense of individualistic character. It's missing that special something that gamers latch onto, love or obsess about in a game."