Complete the outlined tasks, and earn the Trophies.
| Trophy | How to unlock |
| It's HAZARD TIME! (Bronze) | Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard" |
| Take 5. (Bronze) | Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!" |
| Straight-A Student (Bronze) | Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..." |
| Hands-On Approach (Bronze) | Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!" |
| Eat FIST! (Bronze) | Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife." |
| Headache (Bronze) | Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest." |
| Migraine (Bronze) | Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!" |
| Plink (Bronze) | Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you." |
| Pull! (Bronze) | Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!" |
| Auto Dealer (Bronze) | Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?" |
| Russian Attack (Bronze) | Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun." |
| Peekaboo...I Shot You! (Bronze) | Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon." |
| Blind Luck (Bronze) | Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there." |
| Second Amendment (Bronze) | Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..." |
| Say "No" to Pots (Bronze) | Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!" |
| Fire Hazard (Bronze) | Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore." |
| Uncovered (Bronze) | Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!" |
| Boom (Bronze) | Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?" |
| No Pain, No Gain (Bronze) | Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well
maybe not quite as much." |
| Maxx Karnage (Bronze) | Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage
sounds like a cool action hero name." |
| Shield Master (Bronze) | Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying
I just wanted the trophy!" |
| Hazard Avoider (Bronze) | Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won
my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'" |
| Feeling Punchy (Silver) | Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying." |
| Head of the Class (Silver) | Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late." |
| Better Than One (Silver) | Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!" |
| Just a Flesh Wound (Silver) | Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level
and you're not one of them." |
| Pseudo-Hazard (Silver) | Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well
at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy
'" |
|
Where Credit is Due (Silver) | Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey
aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?" |
| Hazard Master (Gold) | Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?" |
| King of Hazard Land! (Platinum) | Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)" |
| Multiplayer Master! (Bronze) | "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well
not like we can take the trophy back NOW
" |
| Disco is Dead (Bronze) | Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!" |
| Stung (Bronze) | Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now." |
| Head Cheese (Bronze) | Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more." |
| Meat Your Maker (Bronze) | Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your
hey, I can go on all day." |
| Draw (Bronze) | Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti
" |
| Bedlam Basher (Bronze) | Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward." |
| Dances With Guns (Bronze) | Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?" |
| Russian to the Finish (Bronze) | Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love." |
| Deja-Vu (Bronze) | Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again." |
| Death Hazard (Bronze) | Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?" |
| Housing Crisis (Bronze) | Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!" |
| Pure Energy (Bronze) | Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!" |
| Well, I Heard Them Scream (Bronze) | Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore." |
| Your Turn (Bronze) | Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds." |
| Talk! (Bronze) | "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here
just take the trophy." |
| Observe the Grenade (Bronze) | Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!" |
| Tramm Ride (Silver) | Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tenticles." |
| Deja-Vu (All Over Again) (Silver) | Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!" |
| Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands (Silver) | Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said
" |
| Meet Quentin. (Gold) | Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!" |