After you get Mewlax2 you can get Crystal Mew by going to the Seafoam Islands and looking for the Mew Stone. When you get it, evolve Mewlax2 with it, and you will have the most powerful Pokemon in the world.

To access a power so mysterious it will kill you, play Pokemon Stadium until you beat the Eltie Four 66 times in a row, take the cartridge, burn it, go to a real-life Pokemon Center throw it into the nurse Joy's mouth, throw her out the windw and you will get it

Make Pokemon real: play pokemon over and over and over again without sleeping atll until you get bored out of your mind, you will continue to like pokemon but will be so bored with and mad at the games, you will slide into madness and go insane, you will be so insane you will see pokemon everywhere

To get world domination, play this game for 5866296963-636486936 hours. Then take the cartridge to the mayor of New York City and you will have world Domination


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To turn your world into a Pokemon world, eat Pokemon poptarts, Pokemon cereal, and a Pokemon game cartridge a day. After you have eaten all of the games in the world, you will live in a Pokemon world.

Turn into Snorlax, take the nightshift at the Buffet where the perks are unlimited free food, then you will eventually become a major fat @$$ who sleeps during the day

be in the pokemon game-jump into the gameboy and try and get out then erase your game. then start a new game (somehow) then instead of that one guy youll be there instead

LOL

To become Muk, play around in local waste disposal center until the acidic garbage starts to eat away at your skin. Eventually, you will turn into Muk.

Have Weezing's poison gas, just pass gas

To turn into Mewlax: First, turn into a Snorlax and find a Mewtwo you can "breed" with this. When you die, you will reincarnate as a Mewlax.

Turn into Grimer, become an unhealthy person who doesn't groom himself at all or keep cleam in ANY way, then take a crap and roll around in it, and lastly, never bathe

To learn Pokemon moves, go outside and eat your lawn. Then, play Poke Stadium and practice one move until you get it down. You'll have learned a move.

Become a pokemon: use the same method as the see pokemon code, but to become a pokemon you must use drugs that effect your mind, when you go insane you will think you're a pokemon

Psh...I draw the line there.

To go to Pokemon hell, get a mini transmographier and shrink yourself into the game. Then do the above turn into a Pokemon cheat without the drugs and lose a battle. Your spirit will go to Pokemon hell.

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Psh...I draw the line there.

To go to Pokemon hell, get a mini transmographier and shrink yourself into the game. Then do the above turn into a Pokemon cheat without the drugs and lose a battle. Your spirit will go to Pokemon hell.