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Guillotine Can't spell daniel without denial (moderator) WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2009 total posts: 7402 neopoints: 893 since: Jul 2004	Jan 13, 09 at 12:11am Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	THIS THREAD HAS BEEN APPROVED TO OFFER THE SEVERELEY NEEDED HELP TO ALL THOSE COMPETING IN THE WHOSE LINE THREAD Quick Jump FAQ GAME ANALYSIS SCENES FROM A HAT HOEDOWN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Hey, Guillotine here. Some would say that I rushed into the Whose Line game... Those people are wrong. You guys are the problem. But I'm here to help! Help you guys earn points which matter and that's why this thread exists. __________ F R E Q U E N T L Y A S K E D Q U E S T I O N S __________ Who can play here? Anyone. Providing they obide to the Forum Rules it doesn't really matter. What games will be featured? Any of the free for all games which have been used in the show can be featured. Wait.. so I can just spam? Awesome! If you think that now, then leave now. This is a place to find out wether or not you are worthy to enter the actual game. I'll pick those who are actually funny. So the points really don't matter? Correct. I'll still be there to tell you you aren't funny though. __________ G A M E A N A L Y S I S __________ SCENES FROM A HAT __________ This my friends, is the easiest game to score easy points in - but I hate to say it, you guys seem to suck pretty big! It's easy to make something funny, the topics I'm providing can be comedy gold. Lets look at what I have provided. THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR DOG, BUT NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND And one of the responses. quote Zhou Tai Rocks You're a big fat whore. And another quote Zhou Tai Rocks Stop licking my testicular area. It could be the USA/British comedy divide, but surely... quote Slim Jim "You stupid bitch, don't crap on the carpet" Is a little funnier. So why is that funny? Because it actually puts thought into the scene. Rather than taking a direct line from the show, or just putting the first thing that comes onto your head - you have to think of things you could say to a dog, but would sound ridicilous saying it to someone you are going out with. 'Stop licking my testicular area?' Sexual jokes are usually funny, but that could have worked if it was more like.. 'Susie, do you really have to hump all my guests?' The death bed scene was even easier, you could have put loads. The jist of what contestants put: 'Well you're looking pretty obese' 'Me and your wife have been having sex' 'I'm pregnant' The things contestants should have said: 'Turns out I don't even need the kidney' 'Yeah.. and Batista got the belt back..' 'Your shoes are awesome, mind if I take em? Of course you dont!' 'Hold still, I'm almost finished... uh.... UH...' 'Hey it's me, Edgefan246' Those would have all got a point, possibly 2 if I hadn't thought of them first. :TIPS FOR SUCCESS: Put thought into the situation. What if you were on the deathbed for example, what's the last thing you would want to hear? Would it make other people laugh? Insult the other players. We all love eachother here really, so if you insult someone here, I'm sure they will see the funny side. Besides as the judge I know most of you people quite well, if you take a jab at Shelton Benjamin with ZTR playing the same game for example, I'll be having some lulz. Be wary of the cultural barrier. I might not get some of the things you believe to be hilarious because I'm not American myself. Repetition can work on the show sometimes, using the same line for a different situation. It might work on occasion to earn a point or two. __________ HOEDOWN __________ This game hasn't yet been played, but it will somewhere down the line. It's a simple game. Say something, four lines long with the AABB rhyme format. I'll put more analysis into it once the game has been done. __________ IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN __________ This is an easy one, just put yourself in whatever situation is provided and then think up some things that could maybe sound sexual. 'I'd like to shove that ball up kieran's ass, if you what I mean.' That's not an innuendo for gods sake. Whereas 'ZTR's pin always fails to stand correctly, if you know what I mean.' is an innuendo, and it insults another one of the participants, which is always good. It's an easy game, but hopefully next time it'll be a little easier for everyone. :TIPS FOR SUCCESS: Sexual innuendo's are usually funny, so try not to think too hard (if you know what I mean). Just think carefully about your choice of words, and the scenario. Make sure it is an innuendo, and not just something sexual. And watch your mouth... there might be children watching. Don't be too obvious. If the setting is a swimming pool dont just go 'Wow, I'm so wet'. It should be more like, I don't know, 'Damn, dont you hate the feeling of it in your ear? If you know what I mean...' hahaha, I have no idea, just think outside the box. -------------------
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The Hazard Liquor at the front, poker in the rear (moderator) WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2010 total posts: 22189 GameGrep pts: 229 since: May 2005	Jan 13, 09 at 12:15am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	Lol. Did you get like fed up of all the failed attempts? -------------------
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Guillotine Can't spell daniel without denial (moderator) WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2009 total posts: 7402 neopoints: 893 since: Jul 2004	Jan 13, 09 at 12:15am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	So guys, let's kick things off with an easy round of Scenes From a Hat! Anyone can play, but I'll still be there to tell you how much y'all suck, and feel free to compliment/insult others for their feeble attempts! WHAT NOT TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE Easy. -------------------
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Guillotine Can't spell daniel without denial (moderator) WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2009 total posts: 7402 neopoints: 893 since: Jul 2004	Jan 13, 09 at 12:16am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	Yes I did Haz. Yes I did. I'll kick things off. 'On the internet they call me 'The Hazard' ' -------------------
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GabboUK moderator Extreme Warfare Revenge [PC] since: Aug 2003	Jan 13, 09 at 12:24am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	"She never consented, no, but there's a very large gray area with regards to rape. At least in my opinion, the Judge didn't agree." -------------------
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Disenchanted Baby Loves To Dance In The Dark Resident Neo since: Jul 2008	Jan 13, 09 at 12:29am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	"So long story short, they won't let me teach the children natural art anymore" -------------------
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spikerdude Know your limits, and exceed them. Still Seekin' total posts: 3375 since: Oct 2007	Jan 13, 09 at 12:42am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	I currently Have no known Infections ------------------- "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright before you hear them speak"
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫ CruisiN' total posts: 21216 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005	Jan 13, 09 at 12:57am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	I have over 100 neo friends on my forum. G, I'm honored I was used as two examples. ------------------- ^last.fm
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Fantasy Get Ready To Rokk s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1952 since: Nov 2007	Jan 13, 09 at 12:57am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	"So I had an AID's test done, and it said something called positive. I don't what positive means though. Could you tell me if that means I have AID's or not? I probably shouldn't have kissed you." ------------------- You took a white orchid, You took a white orchid, turned it blue
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Slim Jim moderator Interactive Role-Playing since: Jul 2004	Jan 13, 09 at 12:58am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	You're fat and you smell. -------------------
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spikerdude Know your limits, and exceed them. Still Seekin' total posts: 3375 since: Oct 2007	Jan 13, 09 at 1:00am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	You are one lucky girl you know, I mean, after all, I bathed tonight. ------------------- "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright before you hear them speak"
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Slim Jim moderator Interactive Role-Playing since: Jul 2004	Jan 13, 09 at 1:05am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	quote Guillotine quote Slim Jim "You stupid bitch, don't crap on the carpet" 'Turns out I don't even need the kidney' Great introduction to the thread. And in case you couldn't tell my first "entry" in this thread wasn't a proper attempt... more of a tongue in cheek example of the kind of obvious thing a lot of people had gone for in the other thread. Though the childish part of me did smile at it. Very much looking forward to a hoe down. -------------------
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spikerdude Know your limits, and exceed them. Still Seekin' total posts: 3375 since: Oct 2007	Jan 13, 09 at 1:08am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	Ya... Nah, to easy Ju-, again, to simple. Same with Irish Drinking song. Oh hidey didey didey didey didey didey di... ------------------- "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright before you hear them speak"
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GabboUK moderator Extreme Warfare Revenge [PC] since: Aug 2003	Jan 13, 09 at 1:24am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	Will you marry me? I'll kill myself if you don't marry me... -------------------
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Slim Jim moderator Interactive Role-Playing since: Jul 2004	Jan 13, 09 at 1:27am re: Whose Line is it Anyway? - Free For All
	Perhaps you should give dessert a miss? ----- The bulge in my pocket? A bottle of chloroform. ----- Mmm. Not quite as tender as your father, but still a good first kiss. ----- I know it says all you can eat... ----- If they didn't want me to scratch myself, they wouldn't have left the extra fork. ----- Oh, you misunderstood. I don't work at the institution... This message was edited by Slim Jim on Jan 12 2009. -------------------
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