Peach would throw up and hit both of them... HARD.

What if Peach cheated on Mario with Luigi?

Mario would bash her head through the cement.

What if Mario threw an oreo at her instead?

Peach would eat it! (i'm assuming you're talking about the chocolate bar )

What if Mario gave up being a plumber?

Then Waluigi may of had importance in the series somehow.

What if Mario and Bowser made up?

Then someone else will be evil and the series would carry on as (almost) normal with the exceptions that Mario/Bowser would have a new friend and Bowser wouldn't be the same villian anymore.

What if Mario did a duet with Hannah Montana?

Then He gets killed by his own fans.

What if Mario kills Toad?

He would probably not be able to, it's like killing the whole of China. But, it would mean he would be killed by bowser because he didn't have the help and support of the toads. Wat if Mario moved to New York?

He would know his Cousin Sergio...?
What if Mario was friends with Bowser?

I mean Long lost cousin Then, Koopa the Quick would have to grow spikes

He would know his LONG LOST COUSIN?

What if Mario didn't like Peach?

He would start using email dating, What if mario got killed by someone else than bowser

He would still be dead.

What if Mario married Daisy?

Peach Would push him off the Castle, What if mario gave up on deafeating bowser

then he would become as lazy as Wario


what if mario adn wario were firends?

They'd both be fat

What if Mario hated Peach?