Then Mario would eat his hat anyway because its made out of spaghetti.



What if Mario and Peach had fathers that hated each other?

Then Mario wouldn't be anywhere near Peach
What if Mario hated Peach?



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Then saving the princess wouldn't be there, and the Mario series would cease to exist.

What if Bowser was pink?

Then bowser would be even madder than he is because everyone wouldn't stop laughing at him so he'd crush peach right away.

How would Mario feel after that?

Mario would trap Bowser in a box and then mail Bowser to outer space.


What if Bowser had a secret base on the moon where he kept Peach?

Peach would die and mario would never forgive him, what if this forum was the most popular in the n64 category, (we're in second)

It is now, isn't it?

What if Mario never existed and it was Super Luigi 64

Then Mario would throw away his Wii and buy a N64 and Super Luigi64 and play it all day.

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What if Mario never existed and it was Super Luigi 64

Then he'd be a horrible plumber who couldn't get to those small pipes.

What if Mario was married to Princess Daisy?

Then Luigi would marry peach.

What if Mario was Canadian?

then he wouldnt like spaghetti he woud lke syrup!
(eww plain syrup )

what if mario was part of the mob?

Then he would be part of the mob

What if Mario had an evil twin name Oiram?

then oiram would be killed by luigi

what if luigi stopped helping mario and ditche mario?

Mario wouldn't notice.

What if Mario ate bananas instead of spaghetti?