then hed be better friends with donkey kong[dont miss the king of kong on g4 on june ist] lol i cant wait to see it


what if mario hated spaghetti

then he wouldnt me fat. lol

what if mario killed toad?

Then he wouldn't know the princess is in another castle!

What if Mario was skinny?

you wouldn't need stars to get past star doors, he'd just slide through to a 0 star win, what if Mario was on Bowsers side

then he would be the mafiabrother

what if luigi never existed

would it really matter jk! Mario wouldnt have a brother i guess.?

what if luigi and waluigi were really brothers???

then me and superluigim64 could be better friends

what if mario was luigi father?

Uh, then, that would be crazy, because he'd be the father of his brother? That would be...odd...

What if Waluigi never existed?

Then Wario would clone himself.

What if Toadette stole a bunch of bananas from Donkey Kong?

Donkey Kong would be pissed and would steal them back.

What if Mario and Luigi weren't brothers?

they'd be friends , what if Luigi was in the game

Then Luigi could save Peach himself.

What if Peach was bald headed?

Bowser would rush her off to the hospital in fear she had cancer and Mario would kick him so far thinking he caused it, he'd fly so far, he'd pass the nintendo border and land as one of the dragons in Dig Dug in Namco World, what Mario was bad and Wario was good?

Then the game would be called "Super Wario 64".

What if Boo posessed Luigi?

I don't think he could, boos are to easy to defeat, i mean, i can wipe out all the boos in the haunted house in 2 minutes, what if i took a 1 month neobreak?