[Game] Mario's Caption Contest!

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Jesus Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors N'Somniac total posts: 4932 neopoints: 2142 GameGrep pts: 112 since: May 2008	Feb 26, 09 at 3:30pm [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Mario's Caption Contest! Moderator approved. Rules: A member will post a picture, and other members will then post the funniest caption that they can think of for that picture. We're posting captions here, not stories, so try and keep the entries down to one or two lines. The member who posted that picture will choose a winner, and the winner will post a new picture. Each round will last no longer than a few days. If the winner doesn't post a picture within a couple of days, feel free to send them a PM reminding them because chances are they've forgotten. If they still don't post a picture, someone else can post one. Pictures MUST be Mario related. Tips: Try to make the pictures funny or unique, that way they get funnier captions! If you win a round, don't say PASS. Don't post a caption if you don't want to post a picture. If you're unsure on what to post, have a look at this thread. Good luck! [size=1][color=#666666]This message was edited by Jesus on Feb 26 2009. ------------------- _{GENERAL MARIO BROS.}
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Jesus Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors N'Somniac total posts: 4932 neopoints: 2142 GameGrep pts: 112 since: May 2008	Feb 26, 09 at 3:30pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Here is the first one, to get the ball rolling. ------------------- _{GENERAL MARIO BROS.}
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Ripulse denouncing the evils of truth and love s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1816 since: Jul 2008	Feb 26, 09 at 3:33pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	As asked in the last thread, has this been approved? EDIT: Never mind. Didn't see Plumbing Repairs. You should probably put "Moderator Approved" in the first post, though. I will post my caption once I get an idea. ------------------- Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. • Lemony Snicket
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Megamaster37 My trash is better than your trash. Still Seekin' total posts: 3422 since: Feb 2008	Feb 26, 09 at 3:55pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Spoiler: ENTRY Mario: Mario gonna drive a car! Luigi: No, a Mario can'ta drive. Mario: Why not? Luigi: Your feet don't touch the pedals. Mario: OH YEAH?!?! I'LL DRIVE THIS CAR IF I UCKING WANT TO!! car starts moving* Luigi: How'd you do-a that? Mario: You dont need feet to drive a Mario Kart. Luigi: Oh, right. Mario: Look COINS!! Luigi: Mario NO!!! Those are-a yeild signs!! Mario: They go "Ching" like coins. Yeild signs Clang off the bottom of the car Luigi: Mario, that's the signs hittin the bot-- WHAT THE UCK IS THAT!?!? Luigi points to an army tank* Mario: Look!! It's-a Peach!! Peach: craws out of army tank I'm getting married to Yoshi because you never asked to get married! Yoshi: YOSHI!!! Peach: climbs in tank You're gonna die Mario!!! Mario: OH NO!! Peach: Fires missile BYE MARIO!!! Mario is hit with the missile Mario & Luigi: NOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!! Bowser: Thanks Peach! Peach: Just give me my new car and $1,000,000,000. Bowser: OK, there it is. Points to the remains of Mario's car One car, and if you sell Mario & Luigi, $1 billion. Peach: DAMMIT! Well, c'mon Yoshi, lets go sell Mario & Luigi, get married, and have little green people/dinosaur things. Yoshi: YOSHI YOSHI!!! Smiley-filled and completely random. ^{I'll get rid of the smilies if you want me to.} ------------------- *Penguins!Penguins!Penguins!Penguins!* *GENERAL MARIO BROS. FORUM*
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Karis ♪ NeoXtreme since: Jun 2008	Feb 26, 09 at 5:01pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Caption Maker: I HAVE THAT TOY FOR THE LULZ. ------------------- SUPER MARIO QUIZ SHOW I HAVE CHORTLES!!!
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black doom Great Deity of Twilight, how and because Two much Neo total posts: 2272 GameGrep pts: 1430 since: May 2006	Feb 27, 09 at 1:21pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	quote Jesus Mario: 'No fair, the lightning didn't hit my kart!' Assorted screams of Mario Characters ------------------- Please, join the caption contest...
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Lin Keui Swampert IT'S ORGASMIC! N'Somniac total posts: 4643 since: Jul 2007	Feb 27, 09 at 2:04pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Time 4 sum clazzik SM64DS lulz! Yay, I'll dance this dance! Mario:Yay, I'm in Huge Land! Luigi:Wrong game, this is Mario Kart. Mario:You shut up, giant Luigi. Luigi:Come here... Mario:NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! Luigi puts tiny Mario back into the cereal box Luigi:When will the Japanese learn, no talking toys? ------------------- The Creation of Mewthree (1) (1.9) (2) (3)
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Kuhn moderator Action [GC] Action [Wii] General Mario Brothers Super Smash Bros. Brawl [Wii] The Smash Bros. Brawl Crews The Smash Bros. Brawl Neo Dojo since: Nov 2002	Feb 27, 09 at 2:47pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Mario: Hm....that sign says go right to save the princess. But that other sign says turn left for Pizzaville. What are we suppose to be doing? Luigi: Saving the princess! Mario: We'll save her after. I'm hungry! ------------------- New Super Mario Brothers Wii "'Throw away your logic and kick reason to the curb!"
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Megamaster37 My trash is better than your trash. Still Seekin' total posts: 3422 since: Feb 2008	Feb 28, 09 at 5:59am re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	When does this round end? ------------------- *Penguins!Penguins!Penguins!Penguins!* *GENERAL MARIO BROS. FORUM*
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Kimonio The lone wolf of the forums. N'Somniac total posts: 4804 since: Mar 2008	Feb 28, 09 at 7:55am re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Here is mine- Mario: This trip to Bowser's birthday party is taking longer than expected.....GPMS(Global Positioning Mario System), where am I? GPMS: You are in New York City, New York. Mario: ......How long until I get to Bowser's Castle? GPMS: Ninety-nine years. Luigi, Baby Mario, and Baby Luigi: Are we there yet?! Mario: NO! fighting starts in the backseat Mario: Don't make me turn this kart around! ------------------- Scammed on Neopets? Prevent it by reading this.
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Overlord Chris Links got the blues. threadnought total posts: 606 since: Sep 2008	Feb 28, 09 at 8:40am re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Mario:Howa are we a-drivin this kart lika thingy? -looks below- HOLY bleep IT'S GOOMBA'S! (jumps down from wheel, car causes major accident, mario goes to jail, commits suicide, Peach leaves the funeral first, Luigi kills himself afterwards, Rosalina sees their graves, she dies of sadness, Peach see's Rosalina's grave, SHE dies of sadness, Daisy does also, Wario and Waluigi comit suicide because their family is dead, and Yoshi becomes a pimp.) ------------------- The more you sweat in training, The less you bleed in battle
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Jesus Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors N'Somniac total posts: 4932 neopoints: 2142 GameGrep pts: 112 since: May 2008	Feb 28, 09 at 11:08pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Well done Gotenks! Mario: Hm....that sign says go right to save the princess. But that other sign says turn left for Pizzaville. What are we suppose to be doing? Luigi: Saving the princess! Mario: We'll save her after. I'm hungry! ------------------- _{GENERAL MARIO BROS.}
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Tycrazy710 Penguins-3 Steelers-6 Now known as Toast Two much Neo total posts: 2492 since: May 2006	Mar 01, 09 at 4:56pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	what is the next caption? ------------------- The Cup is Comin' Home to Pittsburgh.
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Kuhn moderator Action [GC] Action [Wii] General Mario Brothers Super Smash Bros. Brawl [Wii] The Smash Bros. Brawl Crews The Smash Bros. Brawl Neo Dojo since: Nov 2002	Mar 01, 09 at 9:21pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Sorry was busy all day. Guess March 4th is judge date. ------------------- New Super Mario Brothers Wii "'Throw away your logic and kick reason to the curb!"
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Jesus Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors N'Somniac total posts: 4932 neopoints: 2142 GameGrep pts: 112 since: May 2008	Mar 01, 09 at 11:07pm re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest!
	Donkey Kong starts a conversation about sex and Mario realises that he hasn't got a bleeping clue. Damn Peach. ------------------- _{GENERAL MARIO BROS.}
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.