I am opening this thread for people to post the dumbest ways they have died, or seen other people die in GTA3. I think this should be fun

I came up with the idea when i saw a thief jack a Landstalker that was already on fire. Needless to say he did not get that far

ive pushed a car over a cliff in vale and watched everyone jump to their deaths to watch. also saw ppl go jumping in the water to see a car that blew up

Once i saw a ped, Thief with camo pants, steal some money from someone and then run in front of a car that was traveling REALY fast

1) just like 5 minutes ago i was just rollin' down the street. a guy was in the middle of the road and dove outta the way. but he dove into the oncoming lane and was run over by a fish van.
2) in staunton i stole a cartel cruiser and hot like 4 stars and was driving along by the construction site. there's that brigde that has a hole inbetween both lanes. i parked the cruiser there and the cops would speed 2ward me and just before hitting my car, they would drive into the opening and into the water.
3) i was causing some mayhem at the train station in chiinatown, and people were running away from me. most would just run away, but some ran away onto the train tracks. the train tracks are lower than the catwalk and they couldn't get back up. the train came by and smoked them.

I once rigged a Mafia Sentinal with a bomb from Portland and stopped on a street corner to cause some mayhem. When I got back in I must have accidently press "O" and I heard the *beep*. It was too late.

quote Daft Tripper

3) i was causing some mayhem at the train station in chiinatown, and people were running away from me. most would just run away, but some ran away onto the train tracks. the train tracks are lower than the catwalk and they couldn't get back up. the train came by and smoked them.

After hitting a couple of cops I had about 4 stars when I stopped and two cops got out of their car and another ran them over as they attempted to arrest me.

i pushed a car over a cliff and it landed on a ped....and then blew up...and a second....very funny

During the "Mike Lips last lunch" mission I parked the car in the parking space and set the bomb and steped back but he dident some out so I thaught maybe the car wasent in far enough so I went to drive it up more and when I got in I was kill by my own car bomb.

i died in the tank once from being sooooooooooooo high...that all the islands,clouds,fog etc was a dot...then after some mins i finally hit the water and died

i also jumped off of D.loves place...died with 100 armor and 100 life...what a way to go lol

I walked on the bottem of the damand saw suicide divers!! really really funny!:D

Running from the cops one maneged to run over me and leave their car right on my body, I couldn't get out and I was traped, those punks:#

I was out fighting Diablos by the Portland hideout, and while I was picking them off one by one from my car, one of the Diablo Stalions got pretty mad. He shouted "This is what I call off-roading", and proceeded to demonstrate, by running over about a dozen of his buddies that were running to my car, circling around, hitting the little ramp in the blue lot, doing a barrel roll in the air and landing upside down on the street. He then got out of the car, screamed and ran flapping his arms as the scared peds do. Unfortunately, he ran right into a pole, and died as his car blew up. The whole ordeal took only about 20 seconds, but it was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

quote Dorkel

I was out fighting Diablos by the Portland hideout, and while I was picking them off one by one from my car, one of the Diablo Stalions got pretty mad. He shouted "This is what I call off-roading", and proceeded to demonstrate, by running over about a dozen of his buddies that were running to my car, circling around, hitting the little ramp in the blue lot, doing a barrel roll in the air and landing upside down on the street. He then got out of the car, screamed and ran flapping his arms as the scared peds do. Unfortunately, he ran right into a pole, and died as his car blew up. The whole ordeal took only about 20 seconds, but it was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

i saw a thief jack a pedestrian, and as he was running away, he got slammed by a paramedic, how ironic