ZeldaOcarina
hello fellow Hylians!
i have recently heard some rumours that y'all thinks the worlds a gonna end in the year 2000 an' a 12, well let me tell ya that ya wrong, I, Link, H E R O ... OF ... TiME here bye decree that i will kick Ganondorfs big ugleee asss on the 1st O' October 2000 an' a tweaaalveee. Until that time i am currently sweating my ass off in the dungeons of Hyruuule, defeating great enemiess such as: Bongo Bongo (gaspssss) TwinroVAA (oh my Triforce) and yes you guessed it BABY DODONGOS (ooooohhhhh) and i can tell you, ... that up until now i have been succesful. So fear not my little Kokiris, Deku Scruuubss, Zoras, Gorons and anneeee other folks i may have forgotten i will prOtect U. me and my master sword will end thesee nonesense rumoors of the end Of word two thousand an a tweeeeelve. good night and may Nayru, Din and Farore bless yalllll...