I haven't seen this movie in a long a long time, but I remember a few things that I found really funny.

When they sell the dead budgie bird to the blind kid, after taping its head back on with duct tape.

The dog car.

When they keep singing while riding with the bad guy, and "do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

The tongue frozen to the metal pole.

Lloyd talking to the Austrian woman in the beginning, the drive to the airport, Sea Bass and the salt shaker, the fire hot peppers scene, and many more. Each scene is funny.

"What if he shot you in the head?"
"What if they shot me in the head!?"
"That's a risk we were willing to take."

I love it when they're argeing in the van while there driving the bad guy and thereyeling stuff at eac other like "you cant riple stamp a double stamp! no u cant! can not! can not!!!"

I thought it was hillarious when Harry was out on the date in Aspen and they built the snowman and stuff. They had me on the floor laughing when he threw that snowball at her.

moooock
yeeeah
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yeeeeah
biiiiiird
yeeeeeah
yeeeeaahh
yeeeeeahh

The faces on harry and Lloyd as they were waiting for that hitman to eat the burger covered in peppers is priceless. I still imagine that face when pulling a prank or something.

quote Game Masta

moooock
yeeeah
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yeeeeah
biiiiiird
yeeeeeah
yeeeeaahh
yeeeeeahh

That's the funniest in the movie.

I like the whole Dog car thing, especially the part at the gas station.

The part when Guy and Girl walk past Harry and Lloyd and Harry says something about the girls ass and Lloyd says "Yeah, he must work out".

When Lloyd was walking around thinking he looked tough in that cowboy outfit.

When Harry caught on fire atr the gas station while that girl was giving him her phone number.

When Harry and Lloyd were drinking that hot sauce and they put mustard and and ketchup on their tounges.

When Harry tossed the salt behind his back and hit those rednecks.

I haven't seen this movie in a while so I probably got some of the small chracters wrong.

I found it funny when that cop drank the bottle of pee and then you hear Lloyd say ''Tic Tak''.

i like the bit where they put the peppers on the bad guys food and they say stuff like "hows your burger" and "why dont you eat up and we will tell ya"make me laugh all the time.

those lush orange and blue suits they were wearing to that charity function thingy.
pops the cork from the champaigne kills that endagered owl.

"i gotta pee"
"just go"
"ooooooh thats warm"

lol

Lloyd "I fell off a Jet Way again"

Lloyd "just going to get a few essentials"
Harry (when Lloyd gets back) "where's the booze?"

One of the funniest parts is where Lloyd sends Harry up to meet Mary, and Harry says: (Pointing at 2 endangered owls) "Nice pair of Hooters" Mary: "Excuse me?" Harry: "The Owls"

And then later at the party when Lloyd opens a wine bottle, and shoots one of the owls in the process he says : "Man did this party die down"