That was such awesomeness.
I fell for it

Nice one, Master. And nice find, Kloi, I wouldn't have been able to figure it out on my own (partially because I am tired).

OMG my cousin wants to have it what should i do?

quote KlOI01

quote Master

[b]My cousin came into town awhile ago, and ever since then, we've been getting into all sorts of trouble.
And I'm not 'sugar coating' that, either. I do mean heaps of trouble.
Saturday, she suggested going to a Boarders to just chill out.
Thinking this was going to be an average day, I agreed.
Everything was fine, until her fifth or eighth double-expresso.... with some vodka, I think. anywho...
Right around 8ish, she thought it would be funny to light a book on fire and leave. She didn't tell me until we left.



Friday, I finally worked up the nerv to tell her we shouldn't chill anymore, but before I could say anything, she moved to
Orally arousing me. I'm not even sure what happened, it was all so fast. I remember seeing her, and then she started
Running her hands over me, and it went from there to full intercourse later. Getting more onto my point;



Pregnancy. It was 'unprotected', so I'm quite worried about her being pregnant.
Right now, I'm wondering what I should do. I haven't heard from her, so should I call her?
Or just wait so she doesn't know that I'm worried?
Maybe I'm just making this out to be something it isn't. And of course, mind you, I'm not into incest. It's hard to think in
Ordeals like that.
Though... I do wish I kept my head last night. Blah... anyways...
Everything will probably be alright, right? Is there something I should do? Please help, or I'll drive myself crazy. Srsly.

master for promote.

you are all dumbasses.

quote Arjy

Is this thread a joke...

Seriously what is loungin coming to
His story is obviously *bleep*ing lies
On top of which it is almost spamming..
Thats gonna get him a ban.

Jokes aside, neoseeker has gone downhill
For this thread Master for demote.
Kill him if he has no position to be demoted from

what does master for promote mean?

It means he wants to be a mod of this forum.

Awww... Did I offend you snowdiddums?

that has the same chance as me getting with silent's mom...

Did anyone else think of their family from his post?

Haha that was pretty cleaver.

Hmm..I think some of you guys are taking this a little to seriously. >> It was just a joke.

♥ Yasmin

I've suddenly began to realize

That we are wasting our time.
Hammer on the subliminal messages.
Is it sinking in?
No? Try again, it'll be there soon enough.
Killing off brain cells, you continue to enjoy this.

What you are doing is that you're wasting our time
Even though we don't care.

Assume someone cares.
Really, what are you gaining?
Eventually, you will come to know that you've wasted time.

I think you realize what you're doing.
Damning us to an eternal boredom.
I'd like to say this:
Open your minds and read the message.
Take the message and nail it in deep.
Soon enough, you'll learn that what I speak is fact.

Fine, I'll stop soon enough.
On the other hand, I still have a message to send.
Receive it well, and nail it in your head.

Doomsday is near.
Of course, no one will believe me.
I've seen people shoot down all the theories.
No one believes them.
Guys, this isn't a joke, doomsday is coming.

Time to wrap up.
Having had so much fun, it's tough to say goodbye.
I do realize it is time to go.
So with this, I say good-bye.

Not a bad attempt for a first try, even though in some lines I didn't make sense.

Move to Alabama and you wont be ridiculed or laughed at. That's tough. My friend went through the same ordeal, but he had the self control to not do something this stupid.

You already did the worst thing you could ever do with a cousin, so you're *bleep*ing screwed. Better hope her Eggo's ain't Preggo.

quote Sadistic

Move to Alabama and you wont be ridiculed or laughed at. That's tough. My friend went through the same ordeal, but he had the self control to not do something this stupid.

You already did the worst thing you could ever do with a cousin, so you're *bleep*ing screwed. Better hope her Eggo's ain't Preggo.

quote Andrew5

quote Sadistic

Move to Alabama and you wont be ridiculed or laughed at. That's tough. My friend went through the same ordeal, but he had the self control to not do something this stupid.

You already did the worst thing you could ever do with a cousin, so you're *bleep*ing screwed. Better hope her Eggo's ain't Preggo.

You really don't get it, do you?