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rune ripper like a ho. Neolithic since: Dec 2006	May 31, 08 at 12:53pm I used a vacuum on my balls
	You're all probably thinking, "what the bleep?", let me explain. One of my friends, Tom, is known to be quite the random kid. Random, as in, doing stupid things and making us laugh, not the spontaneous kind of random. Kind of stupid, but he said vacuuming your balls feels good, we had a good laugh about it. I thought it was quite funny myself, I thought "I'll try that over the weekend". Eventually, I tried it. It felt soothing and was fairly enjoyable, I rang up Tom and said he was right. So, the next day, Tom kept asking me if I really did it, I denied it as it was a really stupid thing to do. Anyway, I thought I'd let all of the Loungers know. Ridiculous as it may seem, using a vacuum on your balls does in fact feel good. Either way you look at it, can you blame a guy for trying it? Stay away from using a vacuum on your balls after you used it to vacuum the house. However, maybe the dirt will make it feel better? I am not too sure, I'm not much of a dirty bastard. Too bad for me... while revealing this I've tarnished any sort of respect I've got... Oh well, enjoy this guys. ------------------- girl, you better take example from these bitches, but first... do the dishessss
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Zxdftyu HIT&run s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1915 since: Feb 2007	May 31, 08 at 12:54pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	:D -------------------
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Praetorian_Lord The world is a Vampire N'Somniac total posts: 4915 since: Sep 2007	May 31, 08 at 12:53pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	This one was a little too obvious, methinks. ------------------- Credit to Willow Vampire <3 (+11.2)
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Dance Floor Killah Are You a Kenyan? true seeker total posts: 1225 GameGrep pts: 703 since: Feb 2006	May 31, 08 at 12:54pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	Congratulations?
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DarkKnight Here and There Resident Neo since: Sep 2001	May 31, 08 at 12:54pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	Wow... I've heard of using a vaccum on the thing near the testicles, but... well okay. I'm not going to try it but... hey I'll just take your word on this. -------------------
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Klunk seperate.sky Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5067 since: Apr 2007	May 31, 08 at 12:55pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	------------------- quote CupsOfSauce I'll fight this until I die.
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Jesus Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors N'Somniac total posts: 4973 neopoints: 2142 GameGrep pts: 112 since: May 2008	May 31, 08 at 12:55pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	Im sorry. All I can do is lol. Do you know how many vacuum cleaner related accidents will occur tomorrow? MANY. DONT DO IT PEOPLE ! ------------------- _{GENERAL MARIO BROS.}
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Fizzle The anti establishment member: postin' posse since: Oct 2007	May 31, 08 at 12:55pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	....o....k. ...I'll stick with my hands to pleasure myself. Thanks... But, if I was going to use one, I'd use my cell phone, put it on vibrate...and let it ride. [ You better make sure that vaccum didn't carry any sexually transmitted diseases!
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Agent Angel My post is there ---> true seeker (2K Remix) total posts: 2023 since: Sep 2007	May 31, 08 at 12:55pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	...Thanks for sharing... ------------------- Dι∂ уσυ єνєя* кησω тнαт уσυ'яє му нєяσ?*
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Aculem Why So Serious?! dangerous total posts: 187 since: May 2008	May 31, 08 at 12:56pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	I think it sounds sad if your balls or thing near it actually fit in the hose.. -------------------
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screamingabdabs Isolation Years Still Seekin' total posts: 3672 since: Aug 2006	May 31, 08 at 12:57pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	This was bound to get lots of posts. But seriously, wtf is up with that? ------------------- Thanks to Verdant_Abyss, haven't used this for ages!
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Sereph Neoholic since: Sep 2006	May 31, 08 at 12:57pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	You didn't end it with "That's how I became the Prince of Bel-Air", so this thread is a failure.
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Praetorian_Lord The world is a Vampire N'Somniac total posts: 4915 since: Sep 2007	May 31, 08 at 12:56pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	quote Praetorian_Lord This one was a little too obvious, methinks. LOL. I could be wrong, you know... ------------------- Credit to Willow Vampire <3 (+11.2)
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DarkKnight Here and There Resident Neo since: Sep 2001	May 31, 08 at 12:58pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	Vaccum > Girls -------------------
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ShinyMilotic Legendary Seeker neopoints: 382 GameGrep pts: 186 since: Aug 2007	May 31, 08 at 12:58pm re: I used a vacuum on my balls
	This thread is win. -------------------
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