What has been you most pathetic excuse for not turning in your homework?

my little sister ate it
my fish ate it
a bird flew down and snatch it out of my hands
diddn't do it
never got it
was watching tv

This wasn't mine but my mate used this once:

"It was raining and my work got all wet. I accidentally dropped it on the floor, and it was too hard to work out what it said."

Teacher asked what did you do with it and he said "I binned it."

He got in trouble aswell.

I always handed in my homework. :/ I need to rebel more.

My funny one was, you never gave us any homework. He brought it for ten minutes until someone handed theirs in, I was like

this actually happnd 2 my friend. on the first day of school, we had 2 turn in our math packets. he came in the class with a ripped up one. we asked him wat happnd and he told us that his dog ate the first 3 pgs. i was lmfao.

I got my foot stuck in the toilet.

quote Tidus99999

What has been you most pathetic excuse for not turning in your homework?

quote AzureKnight 17

I forgot it in the car the funny thing was it worked

"I got hungry so i ate it." My teacher was insane, he accually though i was starving and i accually resorted to that,lol. I didnt want to , but then i told him that i accually left it at school so i couldnt do it.

quote TurMoiL911

quote Tidus99999

What has been you most pathetic excuse for not turning in your homework?

"I turned it in. You must have lost it."

I just straight up told her, "I didn't do it, because I didn't understand it."

She bought it, but she said to see he after class for tutoring.

Worked once huh.

If I had a say in this I'd say it would be hard to think of an excuse daily...that would work.

quote Fletchr

I just straight up told her, "I didn't do it, because I didn't understand it."

She bought it, but she said to see he after class for tutoring.

quote Jaffers

My funny one was, you never gave us any homework. He brought it for ten minutes until someone handed theirs in, I was like