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quote Dynamite

Neoseeker IRC chat has been set up to allow members of the Neoseeker community to come together in real-time text based communication to discuss pretty much any topic, within reason, that they feel like discussing with other members of the forums. That simple, really.

The chat room may initially seem fast-paced to those new to the chat concept however as people get more experienced and get to know the regulars in the channel a little better, the majority will find that it can be a very fun and rewarding experience with a unique community unto itself.

The environment that you will be joining will be relaxed and friendly. If you need help with any of the chat features while in the channels members of our friendly channel staff team will be more than willing to assist you.

Contained in this document is some basic information about how to join the Neoseeker Chat rooms and some of the rules which must be adhered to while participating, which are not overly extensive and basically boil down to one thing: don't annoy people.

Since initially opening, exactly 515 days ago at the time of writing, we've been consistantly active and had strong community of regulars that have made the channel as interesting as it is. Come check out the IRC community today!

quote IRC

<M> Erin
<M> Where are you from?
<Erin> glasgow
<M> Oh cool, I'm from Glasgow too
<M> Where abouts? Which area?
<Erin> Milton
<Erin> u?
<M> .. no way .. r u being serious ?
<Erin> ?
<M> i'm from milton!
<Erin> yes
<Erin> what street
<M> how old are you? i'm in year 7
<Erin> im in primary 5
<M> oh wow cool
<Erin> what school?
<M> i'm on berneray street btw
<M> Saint Augustine’s
<Erin> me too
<M> next to the primary school on liddesdale road
<M> !
<M> what
<Erin> !
<M> u r joking right?
<Erin> in miss mc gintys class
<Erin> who are you
<M> erin are you a girl or a boy?
<Erin> girl
<M> cause.. you seem kinda bubbly
<M> omg. r u allowed out at this time?
<Erin> no
<M> or sometimie tomorrow after school?
<Erin> no
<M> i'd rly like to hang out with you
<M> oh .. nvm then
<Erin> whats ur name?
<M> wait .. what letter does ur surname begin with?
<Erin> c
<M> omg .. erin .. i think i know you
<M> erin .. this is so embarassing. my name is tom
<M> i recognise you. your so cute :$
<Erin> =S
<M> dont get freaked out
<Erin> wow...
<M> but .. i'd like it if we talked after school.
<M> meet me at the post box
<Erin> how bout playtime?
<M> will u b able to make it?
<Erin> at plytime yes
<M> okay then
<M> dont be late tho
<M> maybe we can go watch a movie sometime
<Erin> ok
<M> i dunno, i am getting eager
<M> w'ell talk tomorrow!
<M> oh gosh, i'm nervous :S
<Erin> how can i be late for playtime?
<M> well u might be kept behind by the teaher, whats that one nasty teacher called. forgit the name
<M> and dont bring any friends!
<Erin> Mr stuart?
<M> thats the one!
<M> hes so mean
<Erin> im with ms mc ginty
<M> oh thats okay then
<Erin> plus
<Erin> what bushes =3
<M> promise u wont forget to meet me at the post box!
<Erin> what postbox?
<M> it doesnt matter then rin .. i'll meet u at playtime
<M> dont worry
<M> just be ready
<Erin> ok
<M> make sure u wear perfume too. i like it when girls smell pretty
<Erin> ur full name?
<Erin> lol
<M> it's tom .. i dont wann say my surname on a chat room
<Erin> ok
<M> u'll see me tomorrow .
<Erin> man i hate the school
<M> yeah, its so poo.
<Erin> wse have to wear skirts
<M> i wish theyd just knock it down!
<Erin> wrell they will soon
<Erin> when we go to the new school
<M> i wish they'd knock it down tomorrow lol i meant!
<Erin> oh
<M> i'm just so keen 2 get to this new school
<Erin> lol
<Erin> where in the playground to meet?
<M> the quiet cornery bit.
<Erin> at the pitch?
<Erin> or the bit the boys go in
<Erin> ?
<M> yeah at the pitch
<Erin> ok
<M> Erin: please tell me that you're really pretending to be dumb in order to have the last laugh on me, and you'be been aware of my filthy, and oddly creepy, lies.
<M>
<Erin> no
<M> Erin, you do know I'm not really from Glasgow.
<M> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton,_Glasgow
<M> thats how i knew road names and school names erin
<M> ...
<Erin> *cries*
<M> erin.. is way pretending to be dumb, no way did she believe me
<Erin> no
<Erin> =[
<Erin> i hate myself
<Erin> for beliving you
<M> your 9, you'll have plenty of time when you're a teenager to hate your fat stretch marks and bingo wings and smelly vajayjay
<M> IS ANYONE FEEL REALLY GUILTY RIGHT ABOUT NOW FOR SOLICITING A 9 YEAR OLD? OR IS ERIN STILL PLAYING THIS GAME OF LIES AND ACTUALLY THIS IS ALL ONE BIG MIND FUKC
<Erin> im crying
<Erin> BYE
<Erin> I HATE U ALL

quote same convo

<Nick> someone quote the whole thing and put it in the irc thread.
<Angyles> Rofl
<M> Don't!
<Nick> DO IT
<M> I'll delete it ;p
<M> We don't wanna encourage weirdos in here

quote Q22

I should just inform people that Erin is not really nine,

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[18:13] <mikeharvey> why did dan anderson get permabanned?
[18:13] <Silent_Storm> who?
[18:13] <Nick> he was a dick to jim jimmerson
[18:14] <Nick> so david davidson was like, <censored> you
[18:14] <Nick> and banned him
[18:14] <Silent_Storm> lol
[18:14] <mikeharvey> david davidson?
[18:14] <Nick> yeah
[18:14] <Nick> dave
[18:14] <mikeharvey> never heard of him
[18:15] <mikeharvey> what did he exactly do mate?
[18:15] <Silent_Storm> ...
[18:15] <Silent_Storm> ...
[18:15] <Nick> He called out Jim on something.
[18:15] <mikeharvey> Jim?
[18:15] <mikeharvey> WTF
[18:15] <Nick> Jim Jimmerson
[18:15] <mikeharvey> oh <censored> you lol