Okay, I need to know how to get cum stains out. Have you ever watched that MTV show where they break in to someone's house and turn off all the lights and search the bed with black lights for cum stains? Then make all these nasty jokes about them -- as if they really didn't expect to find cum on a mattress oe they aren't sleeping on cum-soaked sheets themselves.


Okay, so any ways, I started smoking crack 12 days ago. I burned out my bank account and took out a loan and used that all up as well... My dealer made me an offer that most would consider gross, but when you haven't eaten in 3 days, drank your piss for breakfast and woke up under a bridge and have no money left, you'll do what you have to to feed your addiction. I gave my dealer a blowjob for crack and I think my parents are on to me. Next week, they are searching my room with a black light for cum stains..


I don't want them to think I'm gay or that I suck-dick for crack, what can I do?

*leaves*

Lol you watch MTV. You're the scum of the earth.

If you can show me exactly where I said I watch MTV, I'll request a 2 month ban from Loungin'.

You've seen an MTV show.

Exactly...

... You sucked another dude's dick?

You're 15 years old and you managed to take out a loan? Yeah.

quote Rune Ripper

Next week, they are searching my room with a black light for cum stains..

Just out of interest - why on Earth are they doing this? I've never know a parent to suggest doing this; do they know you're on crack and have their suspicions?

Don't suck the cock if you can't do the time.

I've seen a topic like these before.

You should ring up a cleaning brand agency. Ask politely, they might think it's a joke.

I also reccomend you get off the drugs.

Ps. Will you suck my dick for a fiver? I'll make you my bitch.

quote ShinyMilotic

Or someone told him about an MTV show?

I'm not prepared to accept that.