hi umm im fat and not vrry athlectic but theres this girl at mah school and evrytim i look at her face my big wobbly jaw starts to quiver in nervousnessess and wen i sleep at night i dream about us marryin and havin 3 children(BOB, TIMMY AND MARY) but i think that she is my soulmate! but da problem is dat ive never talked to her before ive only watched her undress at night through my binoculars. SO LOUNGIN HOW SHOULD I ASK HER TO MARRY ME?

Peter Parker?

But yeah get new binoculars with more powerful vision.

lol crick.

get sum money and become a pimp.

Disturbia?


most important question


how old are you

just invest in some spying shit from the internet, they dont call me dai the spy for nothing.

I once asked her to borrow her deodorant, she didn't say anything AND SHE HANDED TO ME, IS THIS GOOD SIGN?

Hahahhahahahahah Crick is my favorite Neomember.


Propose to her via e-mail.

You're *bleep*ing creepy, stop spying on her and get a life.

You kinda have to meet her before you can ask her to marry you. The spin offs (including this one) aren't really funny. They are just annoying to see to be completely honest. The answers all require common sense.

I made these for her I hope I don't eat them before I give them to her.

Seek help professionally.