Sure, some say it's the easy way out of this world if you're *bleep*ed for life behind bars. But I've come across something that might be worse. This is just an idea, but what could be worse than the death penalty? I have an idea, but it's nothing violent or anything.

Say you commit an unforgivable crime and the death penalty has been eliminated. Rather than the common behind-bars theme, you would be put into a metal suit that disables any movement. No turning of the head. You would be stiff as a board, hot and sweaty and possibly freezing, depending on the weather conditions.

All you would do would be to sleep and look at a brick wall for the rest of your life. You would be fed soup and water three times a day for the rest of your life. You would have to wear some sort of accessory that drawls out all sound. You would only be allowed six hours of sleep. The remaining eighteen hours would be spent staring at the same brick wall. You'd have to go to the bathroom in your suit. (Which would have to contain some sort of cleaning facility within it.)

Tell me you wouldn't rather prefer the death penalty over this.

Cruel and unusual punishment?

I'd take the brick wall, cause I could pray for the rest of my life so that I don't go to hell the minute I die.

I'm 17 now, so that's about 63 years if I live the average life expectancy. I could either spend those 63 years in the still suit, or go to paradise 63 years early. I'm a believer of a life after death, so kill me off please. I'd rather be covered in heavenly whores than in metal casing.

go do your jihad or something.

heh, some gimps would enjoy this shit man

I'd rather take death.

My choices are, being killed, or becoming ironman?

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I'm 17 now, so that's about 63 years if I live the average life expectancy. I could either spend those 63 years in the still suit, or go to paradise 63 years early. I'm a believer of a life after death, so kill me off please. I'd rather be covered in heavenly whores than in metal casing.

Are you deranged?