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 Topic: Flu? Bird flu? Swine flu? They ain't got shit on HORSE FLU
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 Masterof Chaos.
Neo: Essential     since: Nov 2001 |
 Apr 28, 09 at 10:00pm |
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The world is overly focused on Swine flu right now, because they don't want you to know about the REAL pandemic that just broke out recently - HORSE FLU.
Symptoms include: Coughing Sneezing Slapping your lips together Whinnying or neighing Headaches Exhaling sharply through nose 500% increase to stool size Sudden urges to eat carrots Sudden urges to lick salt cubes 2000% increase to penis size And in some cases, upset stomach Things to know about Horse Flu: You can't get it from eating horse It spreads by human contact It originated from eating raw Cabbage - it surfaced because no one eats Cabbage, and someone finally did to see what it tasted like Scientists believe Tofu also has traces of the virus Start taking safety measures, such as wearing simple breathing apparatuses and gloves, like this cautious citizen here:  and stockpile on food and water now. it's spreading quickly - HORSE FLU WILL *bleep* YOUR SHIT UP. -------------------  Forever the King of Pop. | |
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Klunk seperate.sky
Seeketh Maximus    total posts: 5072 since: Apr 2007 |
 Apr 28, 09 at 10:03pm |
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2000% penis size increase you say
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Jonesoda Simply Orange
true seeker (2K Remix)    total posts: 2145 since: Aug 2008 |
 Apr 28, 09 at 10:05pm |
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Wow i better get prepared
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James James A Rummy Fellow
member: postin' posse  total posts: 512 since: Jun 2005 |
Apr 28, 09 at 10:06pm |
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Twin_Master Shouldn't I be Moderatin'?
(moderator) Strategy/Simulation [PS3] wiki staff monsterhunter     total posts: 10250 neopoints: 453 GameGrep pts: 508 since: Apr 2004 |
 Apr 28, 09 at 10:08pm |
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I have the flu, but haven't been in contact with Mexicans or people who have travelled recently.
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Relmutsie AN
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 Apr 28, 09 at 10:08pm |
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I'm ready for my 12 foot long penis.
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oRiginal Linkin Park Fan #2
s-e-e-k-e-r   since: Dec 2008 |
 Apr 28, 09 at 10:08pm |
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Trying too hard.
 The increase to penis size is over nine thou-... never mind. ------------------- 
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TurMoiL911 Well, it’s a hell of a good day to die
(moderator) Action [PS3] Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2  since: Apr 2004 |
Apr 28, 09 at 10:10pm |
quote MasterJust as long as it doesn't cause erectile dysfunction, I'm good. ------------------- Tango Uniform Romeo Mike Oscar India Lima 9iner 1ne 1ne
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫
CruisiN'  total posts: 21301 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005 |
Apr 28, 09 at 10:10pm |
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*bleep*, I've had this horrible headaiche all day.
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GTA_Fanatic Still Seekin'
 total posts: 3848 GameGrep pts: 441 since: Apr 2007 |
Apr 28, 09 at 10:14pm |
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Yo, Zhou Tai, if you end up having it, mind infecting moi?
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The Haz I krv svoju za Bosnu moju
N'Somniac  since: Dec 2008 |
Apr 28, 09 at 10:22pm |
quote TurMoiL911thatd be a real shame..... you get 2000% penis size increase, but it doesnt work talk about kicking em when theyre down -------------------  He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb | |
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MegamanSpy Omega Paradox Now.
ultra seeker  total posts: 1501 since: Nov 2005 |
Apr 28, 09 at 10:32pm |
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[ Don't forget, when you have Horse Flu, you might feel a little hoarse. ] -------------------  Please stop PMing me telling me the math in my sig is wrong. I don't care. | |
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Lukaeu 「Wings of Wax」
Neolithic  since: Feb 2008 |
Apr 28, 09 at 10:36pm |
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The Haz I krv svoju za Bosnu moju
N'Somniac since: Dec 2008 |
Apr 28, 09 at 10:38pm |
quote MegamanSpy OmegaYOU DIRTY BASTARD, GET A REAL WOMAN ------------------- He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb | |
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Shinobi_razor
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Apr 28, 09 at 11:11pm |
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2000% penis size increase? what so you can have sex with elephants?
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