"If you open your mind too much, your brain will fall out."

Richard Dawkins, in response to people saying he should be open minded.

quote Darknet

quote U_Turn

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"

-Mark Twain

That is a really good one. I'll add that to my list of sayings.

My iPod Touch throws up random quotes every time I turn on the screen I saw this last week and thought it was brilliant.

I have loads that I love but I just tend to forget the actual wording and end up paraphrasing. Not to such great effect either... usually.

Tinking-my god shes beutiful say somthings smart
BART:I fell on my bottom
Thinks -D'oh!
Simpsons

"the force is strong in this one"

-yoda

"A Man's reach must exceed his grasp, for what's a penis for?"

Back to Winston Churchill and possibly my favourite quote by him:

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

"Speed never killed anyone, its the sudden stopping that does." - Jeremy Clarkson

"crazaak walk in2 da shadow of da tree he knew he was not alone, after deciding it time to kill people, he trn and kill first person he see...his shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny armor shined as he finnish slaughter of vicim..." -eat dog

This message was edited by MrGrimm on Nov 13 2009.