quote Kirbyking

Collin, we're going to have to admit you into the Asylum every time you get a little tipsy.

I'm all out of beers.

I believe waffles will be crucial to your treatment.

quote Kirbyking

Don't worry son. We can get more.

I'm not tipsy or anything tonight, but I am definitely in the cosmos. No need for beer.

I second the nomination of Kokoro on the terms that the avatar and signature are too aesthetically pleasing and no man should have to succumb themselves to sustain from touching their screen.

Hello there, I'm here to apply for a job as chief of security for the asylum, I'm pretty talented at keeping insane people in line.

FASCINATING.

Well you can hire me. I do have plenty of experience being crazy... Does that count?

quote ctrl

Btw, diagnosing people with multiple disorders gets them moved into other levels of confinement, as well as solitary confinement.

The voices in my head will keep me company.

quote Hera

I have sex with different people, then abandon them. I later then use that as blackmail to get weapons, then I kill the people with them. Then I feed their bodies to rabid cats.

I love you.

I nominate Strawberrycock because he has a fro. He's white.

Soda, that's a vending machine you're touching up