...and felt like sharing =)

Just thought it was interesting and thought I would share. This is not exactly about me going to the strip club with two girls, but more like me wanting to write something about myself and bring up some thoughtful discussion on other subjects in relation.

I got a phone call today from some strange girl telling me to "Step outside" and I was literally like "WTF? Ummm...who is this?"

Her: Are you home? Step outside of your house!

Me: Do you know who this is?

Her: Yeah! Come outside! I don't know where you live!

Me: Who is this?

Her: *Cat (was really *CU)

Me: Oh....ok (have not seen her since High School (months ago)) You know this is Charles right?

Her: Yeah come outside

Me: Ok hold on...

So I step outside and see her van passing my house and yell "Stop!" into the phone. She then backed up and I saw another girl in the passenger seat and was like "WTF is she bringing over to my house?" and told her that no one can come inside.

The girl in the passenger seat turned out to be my friend CU, who had just e-mailed me a couple of days ago from Tennessee saying she had trouble going on and would call me in a few days. Little did I know it would be in front of my house. Naturally I was befuddled so it took me a few seconds to gather my thoughts. I told them no one can come in, so they invited me to go out with them. I said "Give me a couple of minutes".

I went back inside the house to spray on my Caswell & Massey's Number Six cologne and get my shoes, and then we went out. They just wanted to drive around, and I suggested we go to Manhattan (clean, majorly white city, whereas Junction City is a filthy, minority filled city. It is obvious which one is better eh? You *bleep*ing racist). So we went blah blah blah, and went to Hastings (sell a lot of DVD's) and naturally the girls wanted to go to the porn section, so we did. This is where it got more fun, as Cat is an 18 year old, catholic raised virgin who knows absolutely nothing about sex. Everything she knows I had to teach her (difference between porn and real sex, how to masturbate etc.) So she started asking questions, and since Sex is my favorite subject to assist people on (Health forum pls) I helped her out, and so did our friend CU (the other girl).

Such questions/comments from Cat were:

"How do gay guys have sex?"
"Why do you guys like vaginas?"
"But they are sticking something inside of a person! (in response to man inserting penis into vagina). I told her it was not like sticking your dick into a woman's fresh bullet wound or anything, and that a vagina is made for that sole purpose.
"What does it feel like?"
"Does it feel good for a man to stick his penis in her vagina?"
"Do guys like getting blow jobs?
"Why do guys eat girls out?" etc etc etc

We went to Sonic's to get milkshakes and shit, and CU said that she herself should become a stripper. I told her I have a friend who is one (I do, and she makes quite a bit of money. Friend's ex-girl (they still *bleep* though)) and told her she makes about $200 a night. Well, CU suggested we go, and asked if I would go with her and Cat if they went. Going to a strip club with two girls is something one cannot pass up, mainly because (in my experience) strippers give much better dances to girls, and even take them onstage and suck on their 'breasts' and more. Girls do not have to move their hands back like guys do when they get a dance also (although the last time I was there, the place was barren and I DIDN'T move my hands as she was not getting any other customers)

We swung by my house and then headed out. Cat was REALLY nervous about going and almost chickened out. CU surprisingly was also, even though she is a lesbian. Cat is also a nervous laugher, so she does nothing but giggle all the time. We went in etc, and they took in their cigarettes and were basically chain smoking. After a while I started peer-pressuring them into getting a lap dance, and told them they cannot go to a strip club without getting at least one lap dance. I felt like I was trying to get two middle schoolers to smoke weed or something. I told them we would all go up there at once, and eventually they wanted me to get a lap dance first, and THEN we would all go up. I, being there before and having lap dances before even attending a strip club (that also did not cost a dollar), had no problem with it. So I went, and then when this fine ass Asian/Latina with a thick body (thick is good. Different than fat ya nub), I made them both go up there (I went for a better view).

And boy was I right! The dances girls get are more hotter, although mine was pretty loving too. The stripper did this vibrating thing on CU's 'vaginal area' (would say pussy but I understand there are little kids reading this, haha!) that turned CU on seeing as she is already gay. The best part was seeing Cat, the innocent catholic girl has titties and shit rubbed in her face. She was even taken on stage! The best part for me was seeing a lot of skin of my friends too, without feeling like a total perv (lol Vito, you're in a strip club! You're already a total perv!). They enjoyed it and relaxed, and of course seeing as they were the only two girls, were being hit on by other guys. The guys were construction workers from Topeka (over an hour away) and were doing work here. They were actually pretty cool though, even though they are all borderline pedo's (friends are 18). So I got to hang out with some cool guys, and get lap dances with my two friends (they wanted another one, so I had the drunk construction worker give me some dollars ). They were also hitting on CU (gay remember) and knew she was uncomfortable, so I was manly and said "Let's go, I gotta get home". We drove onto my house and stuff, and they thanked me for the awesome night (well, they said it was awesome until guys were hitting on them).I know CU had a lot of fun too. She asked the strippers name and everything (I told her I knew what she was going to be doing later that night. I was right. She hasn't had sex in a long time as it is harder for her, plus her family won't let her live with them since she is a lesbian. Which is why she is here in the first place: Her dad kicked her out of her house from Tennessee due to her being gay, so she rode a bus here and is living with Cat).

So yeah, my night was fun, although I gotta get up early as *bleep* (Gotta close bank account, pack for trip to Texas on Saturday and stuff).

I would say "Discuss" to be a smartass, but most of you would be like "Discuss what?". So, I have provided a list of what you can discuss :


1. Do you think girls who go to strip clubs to chill out should automatically be targeted to be annoyed by guys all night? I talked to someone who said it was ok and that they should expect that for going to a strip club in the first place.

2. Is it ok for someone who is not a bad person, to be treated badly by their family simply because of their sexuality? To be outcasted?

3. Should Sex Eds in school be more informative on actual sex and how to prepare for the best experience instead of just the fears and how you will die from it?


4. Should girls get better lap dances than guys from the strippers if everyone is paying the same price? If so, why? Aren't guys the ones who support them financially the most? Or is it because guys are viewed as more scummy than women? Or is it because women are more rare and should be treated with better care (just like how one treats a rarer comic book better than a newly purchased Archie Digest?)

5. Is it pathetic for a guy to walk into a strip club with $150 and leave with $20? (happened to construction guy I talked to). What if they don't have a family or anyone else to take care of? Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper and more worth it? Or is it the tease and knowing you can't have it, and then jacking off when you get home better?




Here are the responses I expect from those who choose not to discuss this maturely:

"Your entire post was full of immaturity, and you expect US to be mature about this?"

"No one cares"

"GTFO"

"*over-used IMG here*"

"I wonder when this will be closed?"

"Where is Felony or Sonecor when you need them? ><"

"And you became a mod?"

"Perfect example of what Loungin' has turned into. Is this really all there is to discuss anymore? STRIP CLUBS?!"

"You know better than this"

"I stopped reading after the first paragraph"

I also expect a wealth of members to be predictable and purposely say the things I wrote above as a joke. I have no problem with that, but please contribute further with your thoughts.

Also, if my spelling is off, I am not drunk as I do not drink. It is because I have been typing this post for an hour now and really don't care right now.

Feel free to add any more mature comments I left out of thr 1-5 list.


Also, I have two options:

Move in with my cousin in the nice area of Indiana (near Chicago) or move in with these two girls? Either way I can get easy hook-ups, although I would get trashier girls here.



Also, I do not frequent strip clubs as I do not see the point. I have only been three times, all only because friends wanted to go. I think they are pointless and do not believe in paying money for that shit. But if I am with friends, I do not mind (I often am given money anyways =) )





Discuss and good night guys

BaZing! One I forgot to add in

Lol just wanna say nice story.

Nice story, took me a while to read.
Strip club sounded pretty sweet man, nice day

Best night ever, right?

I honestly can't believe an 18 year old girl could possibly know so little about sex, so yeah, Sex Ed should be a lot more informative than it was in her case. Of course, if she'd received more sex ed then you probably never would have ended up in a strip club that night, so things seemed to have worked out pretty well in the end, haha.

Innocent girls who know nothing about sex are always really funny. One of my friends thought that second base was "the shocker" hahaha.

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1. Do you think girls who go to strip clubs to chill out should automatically be targeted to be annoyed by guys all night? I talked to someone who said it was ok and that they should expect that for going to a strip club in the first place.

They shouldn't be annoyed all night, but if a hot girl walks into a strip club, it's probably a given that they will be annoyed by horny guys.

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2. Is it ok for someone who is not a bad person, to be treated badly by their family simply because of their sexuality? To be outcasted?

Of course not. A person's orientation has nothing to do with their personality and what kind of a person they are. People with alternate life styles should be treated with the same amount of respect as anyone.

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3. Should Sex Eds in school be more informative on actual sex and how to prepare for the best experience instead of just the fears and how you will die from it?

The risks should still be taught, since nowhere else will. In my Health/Drivers Ed class in Sophomore year the teacher never preached and just taught us stuff about drugs, sex, etc. It was an awesome class.

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4. Should girls get better lap dances than guys from the strippers if everyone is paying the same price? If so, why? Aren't guys the ones who support them financially the most? Or is it because guys are viewed as more scummy than women? Or is it because women are more rare and should be treated with better care (just like how one treats a rarer comic book better than a newly purchased Archie Digest?)

Tough one. A girl shouldn't automatically get a better dance, but I can see why they would. Not all guys that go into strip clubs are creepy, but a lot of them are. Strippers probably feel more comfortable dancing with harmless girls.

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5. Is it pathetic for a guy to walk into a strip club with $150 and leave with $20? (happened to construction guy I talked to). What if they don't have a family or anyone else to take care of? Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper and more worth it? Or is it the tease and knowing you can't have it, and then jacking off when you get home better?

It's not pathetic if it happens one or two times. But if it's a regular thing, then yes.

Nice post Veeeeeeeeto.

When I read the title of the thread I thought you were saying you went to a stip club with two nine year old girls, but I am glad that I was wrong.

Vito, ftw.

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I found some empty Viagra boxes in the Ladies' lockers section.

Does your school have an old girls volleyball coach or something?

And I'd say live where ever you feel most comfortable and have the most friends.

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1. Do you think girls who go to strip clubs to chill out should automatically be targeted to be annoyed by guys all night? I talked to someone who said it was ok and that they should expect that for going to a strip club in the first place.

No- not everyone in a strip club is there for attention from other people that aren't on stage. Military buddies blow off steam in such places, and don't want anybody else to ruin their fun. Pretty much anybody that can distract them from anyone they see on-stage. Unless they can score digits or free beer off them. A chick in a strip joint already sets off certain mental flags. But then again, ya gotta realize some people are already off kilter (drunk, high, hiding from the cops, curious, etc). Shady individuals are also attracted to such places; so you gotta keep your defenses up. It's good to know you/they didn't go in alone.

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2. Is it ok for someone who is not a bad person, to be treated badly by their family simply because of their sexuality? To be cast out?

The dividing line can split anybody of their rationale. Religious beliefs can be pretty extreme, and people can feel 'filthy' for having offspring that isn't 'normal'. As absurd as that sounds, there are quite a lot of adults out there in the world who think like children. But then again, for that matter- thinking in terms of 'right' and 'wrong' isn't something easily done either. There are many shades of gray, and each experience isn't quite the same. All I can say is life is a learning experience, and the worst that can happen is learning nothing from such experiences, and giving up. The worst enemy you can have is yourself- and you may be surprised on how often you'll stand in your own way. People can sometimes try to overcome this by living wreckless lives. While that can offer another degree of 'learning experiences', it can also lead to many years spent on things you may live to regret. As ridiculous as it sounds, finding your center is something you can do almost anywhere. It's the willingness to 'deal with yourself' that can hold people back. Yunno? Sometimes you'll refuse to see what's there because you don't want to admit it - a good friend can come in handy, and you can find friends in the least likely of places. Don't be afraid to ask for help. Yeah, some will refuse, but some will undoubtedly try. Don't see "what you want to see", but "see what's there". Don't stand in your own way like that. Don't consider 'help' as 'charity'. Take what you can get, but also keep in mind others may need your help in the future. Be willing to return the favors if you have the means to do so.

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3. Should Sex Ed in school be more informative on actual sex and how to prepare for the best experience instead of just the fears and how you will die from it?

Hard to debate. Young and inexperienced kids may be too eager to 'try it out' after learning such methods. That could lead to a lot of real tough problems; and may also be sending across the wrong message to the youth. Perhaps it could work if it was something done in the last year of High School, (optional)- and/or after hitting 18.

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4. Should girls get better lap dances than guys from the strippers if everyone is paying the same price? If so, why? Aren't guys the ones who support them financially the most? Or is it because guys are viewed as more scummy than women? Or is it because women are more rare and should be treated with better care (just like how one treats a rarer comic book better than a newly purchased Archie Digest?)

Also depends. Think of it this way> by that same logic, would men like seeing more girl on girl than the basic? And for free as well? Would it attract the men to want a lapdance from said stripper?

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5. Is it pathetic for a guy to walk into a strip club with $150 and leave with $20? (happened to construction guy I talked to). What if they don't have a family or anyone else to take care of? Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper and more worth it? Or is it the tease and knowing you can't have it, and then jacking off when you get home better?

Very broad question. Among the things that fall into place here is the subject of social need (sexually, emotionally, physically, mentally, etc). Curiousity, the need to be 'intimate' with another, the level of intimacy you tell yourself is acceptable at that particular moment in your life. In the end, you judge yourself- and such results are widely different from person to person, considering the factors that could be the motivation to enter these areas. Also consider those that have, either through life and/or circumstance, left themselves with few options of where to 'connect' on such levels with others.

Once again, consider the war veteran returning home to try and live a 'normal' life.



BTW Vito, your FAQs section is duplicated.

This message was edited by raijin1999 on Sep 08 2006.

I don't usually read big threads. But I had to read this one. I thought things were gonna get dirty half way through. It's like something you'd see in american pie.

Good story

Vito, I would actually comment something for you, but I'd rather not seeing as how ... well its you.










I think you were this "Cat".

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so I was manly and said "Let's go, I gotta get home".

Note to you - this is not manly, leaving a strip club. Pfft, you should stay until your kicked out XP.