quote Zero and X

My dad was in the room at the time and he burst out laughing.

Same with my mom, and so did I. Especially because I found out about the death dance just a bit too late. The next time I was surprised to see TWO of them...

i figured that they just respawned but I was surprised against two as well..

"i hear a chainsaw. oh crap, he's coming right for me."

*bang bang*

"...why didn't that *bzzzz* ...slow him down? ok f' this game."

lol, Yeah he does surprise you when you doesnt get stunned by anything

First time I was facing him I was like whats that?
1. is it a out of control chainsaw
2. does the chainsaw run on gas?
3. finally its a big ganado holding a double bladed chainsaw

First time I was facing him I was in my room with my girlfriend and when she saw she said: JEFF JEFF DESTROY IT DESTROY WHATEVER THAT THING IS
AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT?" AND SHE KISSED ME (NOW I KNOW WHAT HER MOUTH TASTES LIKE NOW) AND THAT TIME I WAS PLAYING HUNK SO I THREW A STINKBOMB AT HIM AND HE STARTED BEING DISTRACTED THEN I HAD THE COURAGE TO RUN UP TO HIM AND BREAK HIS NECK WHEN THEN THE HELICOPTER CAME AND PICKED ME UP
still my GF still comes and visits me for fun and love:D

start with leon.
head up big ladder.
hear the chainsaw.
equip shotgun.
supper salvodor jumps up to where I am.
shoot him.
he dosent react.
get decapitated.

Character: HUNK
1st time on the waterworld level just running around everythings just fine pwnface and snapping necks. I'm running through the building with the zip line going to the other side to the roof, I hear what sounds like the word "cookie"?? then laughing. I run up the stairs not knowing what the hell that sh*t was, turn around with a big @$$ group of ganados and behind them some damn gorilla of a man with a double bladed chainsaw (at this point i'm crying and my bladder is bout to blow) I start booking it to the damn zip line and that bastard is right on my @$$ as soon as I reach the things you see him swing that sh*T and I barely make out of there (pissing my pants now)though relieved I turn to the left and there is another one that just so happened to jump up from the otherside of this building and both bastards are coming for me T_T I throw all my grenades (in panic) and take him out with a few shots of tmp (woot) then I hear *bleep*ing COOKIE < WTH] and bzz head gone and I'm screaming you GOD DAMN COOKIE B*tch

mine was
shit shit run run jump, hide then i turned around and their he was and bamboo my head was gone poor poor Hunk

OH MY JESUS McCHRIST!!!
I'm gonna need to change

Heard chainsaw and thought "to easy"

Take big gulp of coke

Turn around to see huge ass ganado with double chainsaw.

Coke sprays everywhere:|

die:|

Think to myself "where can i get one of those chainsaws"

"Go ahead, make my day"

holy mother of god there is fckin SUPER
*gets Mountain Dew and 12 guage and walk outside, gettin ready to go nazi*

This message was edited by demonator4589 on Aug 28 2009.

Ok, I'll just turn around and run into this room
(This is how unlucky I'am...)
Goddammit....*turns to run the other way but gets killed*

Crap... I'm so dead