"Had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine, he made Sinatra look like a hobo"

"They named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whales' vagina" -outtakes

"You're a smelly pirate hooker"

"It smells like Bigfoots' dick!"

what a great movie!!

i have a few favorites but my main one is the night after the party when ron is barely listening to anything

i dont remember his name so ill just call him the boss

the boss - now everyone there has been note of a lack of diversity
Champ - whats diversity
Ron - i beleive diversity is an old rotten ship
the boss - nice try ron but im sure nobodys worried about the lack of an old rotten ship

It's quite pungent

When in Rome.....

That doesnt really fit in

I'm sorry i still dont know what it means

Wow look at that rainbow!!!

Do me on it

Outtakes: Brick are you going to have your Golf Classic this year?

No too many people died last year

quote King of Wei

"They named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whales' vagina" -outtakes

That was in the film!

Brick: -LOUD NOISES!
- I heard their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation!
- I don't know what we're yelling about!

- I love... lamp.
Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that 'cause you saw it?
I love lamp... I love lamp!

And the whole song too

Sky rockets in flight... boom!

Lastly, "Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection!"

I'm kind of a big deal... people KNOW me...

Good old anchorman.
"It stings the nostrils, in a good way"

Champ Kind-"We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

Brian Fontana-"Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while."

Always has me rolling on the floor. Good times!

This was the funniest IMO:

Brian Fantana: They've done studies you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.

theres too many..but ill write down the ones i remember:
1.you've got a dirty whorish mouth...thats what u have.
2.your a real hooker...im gonna slap u in public.
3.bark twice if ur in milwaukee
4.if i were a man i would punch u.i would punch u right in the face.
5.why dont u go back to ur home on whore island?
you are a smelly pirate hooker

not bothered to write anymore lol