Who is your least favorite character??

Mine:

Guy: Naraku

Girl: Kikyo

Girl: KIKYOU, KIKYOU, A ZILLION, TRILLION, KAJILLION TIMES KIKYOU! KIKYOU TIMES PI! KIKYOU CUBED! KIKYOU _SQUARED_! KIKYOU FACTORIAL! KIKYOU TIMES INFINITY - TURNED INTO A FLEA, PUT IN A BOX, THEN PUT IN ANOTHER BOX, MAILED TO ME, AND THEN SQUASHED WITH A 999 THOUSAND POUND MALLET, THEN INCINERATED, AND THEN PUT IN ANOTHER BOX AND THEN PUT IN A METAL BOX AND PUT DOWN THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH TO BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY IN _HELL_!
oh yeah...
AND THEN KILLED EVERY KIND OF DEATH IMAGINABLE, THEN PUT IN _ANOTHER_ BOX AND GO THROUGH THE WHOLE "rot in hell" THING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! *breath* AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND *weeze* AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
okay...i think i'm almost done...
AND THEN A RABID SQUIRREL WILL COME AND EAT WHATEVER'S LEFT OF HER AND THEN THE SQUIRREL WILL DIE OF FOOD POISONING, AND THEN INUYASHA AND KAGOME WILL HAVE FUN PLAYING HOCKEY WITH THE SQUIRREL AS THE HOCKY PUCK AND THEN SHIPPOU WILL BOUNCE ON ITS HEAD UNTIL THE HEAD EXPLODES ALL OVER JAKEN AND THEN WHEN THAT WHOLE ORDEAL ABOUT PLAYING HOCKEY IS OVER, THE BODY WILL BE SHRIVELED UP INTO A LITTLE BALL IN WHICH SANGO AND MIROKU WILL START PLAYING BASKETBALL, WHICH WILL REALLY MESS UP KIKYOU'S BRAINS EVEN MORE INSIDE THE DECAPITATED BODY OF A SQUIRREL, AND SINCE KIKYOU'S CLAY, INSIDE THE BODY OF THE DECAPITATED SQUIRREL, WILL GET EVERY -CLAY- BONE AND OR BODY PART SHALL SHATTER INSTANTLY. -THEN- WHILE TRYING TO MURDER MIROKU, SANGO ACCIDENTALLY CHUNKS THE DEAD SQUIRREL - KIKYOU STILL IN THERE, MIND YOU - INTO A HUGE VAT OF LIQUID NITROGEN WHILE CHASING THE PERVERT. WHILE ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING, MYOGA IS JUST ABOUT TO GO FOR HIS DAILY SWIM IN THE NITROGEN VAT, BUT IS KNOCKED OUT OF THE AIR BY A FLYING DEAD SQUIRREL, WHICH HE ACCIDENTALLY ENDED UP IN THE BELLY OF, AND MET THE UNDEAD-ALMOST-DEAD-AGAIN-CUZ-I-WANT-HER-TO-BE PRIESTESS - WHO BY THE WAY - WAS SHRIEKING AND RANTING JUST AS I AM DOING NOW SO NO ONE CAN COMPLAIN BECAUSE HER VOICE IS SOOOO MUCH WORSE THAN READING THIS! *breath* ALRIGHT...WHERE WAS I... OH, YEAH. SO MYOGA GETS FREAKED AND CALLS UPON THE SPIRIT OF INU-PAPA, WHO GETS PISSED OFF BECAUSE HE FINALLY GOT TO REST FOR ONCE IN, OH, SAY EIGHTY YEARS, CUZ JAKEN KEPT PESTERING HIM TO COME BACK AND BE ALL NICE AND FATHERLY TO THE INU-BROTHERS, BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK, SO JAKEN STARTED RANTING EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN I AM DOING NOW AND WOULDN'T LEAVE HIM ALONE UNTIL SESSHOUMARU TOOK HIM OUTSIDE, AND LET RIN PLAY WHACK-A-JAKEN FOR SIX DAYS STRAIGHT. BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT, CUZ RIN KEPT GETTING TIRED [and using sharp objects - also that Jaken coincidently died two days into the "treatment" and had to get brought back by Sesshoumaru. When Jaken died on the fourth day, Rin was banned from using anything shiny or sharp for a day...or four. so then she started using blunt objects, such as mallets and all that crap...i'm getting off the subject...] SO SESSHOUMARU JUST CUT HIS HEAD OFF WITH HIS BAD-ASS SWORD, BUT THAT MADE RIN SAD, SO HE HAD TO BRING HIM BACK AGAIN, AND INU-PAPA WAS _STILL_ PISSED OFF, CUZ A CERTAIN WITCH - WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED - NAMED URASUE KEPT TRYING TO BRING HIM BACK, SO HE FINALLY _DID_ COME BACK AND SO WHOOPED UP ON HER ASS, AND THEN THE DEAD CARCASS OF THE SQUIRREL ENDED UP ROTTING IN TEH MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WHERE INUYASHA ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON IT AND HAD TO WASH HIS FOOT LIKE A ZILLION TIMES CUZ IT WAS ALL MOLDY AND DECAYING. SKIP TO FIVE HUNDRED AND SOME ODD YEARS LATER - HOUJOU IS SITTING AT TACO BELL [which does NOT sell Mexican food and uses grade F meat] ALONE (as Kagome has dumped him for the doodoo brain he is) ALL FAT AND ALONE AND UGLY AND ALONE AND STUPID AND ALONE AND LIKE THE DOODOO BRAIN HE IS, DID I MENTION HE WAS A LONE LOSER? WHO WAS ALL ALONE? RIGHT, MOVING ON THEN. THE WAITRESS (who for some odd reason looks a hella lot like a certain demon-slayer) COMES OUT AND HANDS HOUJOU A LARGE PLATE WITH A HUGE BURRITO {friend: a chalupa!} THAT HAS A VERY SUSPICIOUS, VERY LARGE MULTI-COLORED PIECE OF "BEEF"...RIIIIGHT...SO HE TAKES A HUGE MESSY BITE OUT OF IT AND SUDDENLY HIS HEAD EXPLODES. "FOOD POISONING" A SPECTATOR COMMENTS...WHATEVER, ANYWAY, SO ... WHO'S UP FOR MICKY-D'S? ... BACK TO THE STORY. SESSHOUMARU -WHO HAS LIVED ALL OF HIS TEEN LIFE UP TIL NOW- AND IS FORCED TO BRING HIM BACK BECAUSE SINCE HE (SESS) IS ALL LINKED-UP-WITH-THE-GHOSTIES-CUZ-OF-THE-STUPID-SWORD-THAT-CAN'T-EVEN-CUT-PAPER, THE ANNOYING GHOST OF HOUJOU WOULD NOT LEAVE HIM ALONE UNTIL HE WAS BROUGHT BACK. THE FIRST THINK HOUJOU DID WHEN EH WAS BROUGHT BACK WAS THROW UP TEN TIMES UNTIL SOME OF HIS INSIDES WERE ON THE FLOOR (EW...WAS THAT HIS INTESINES?) AND THEN SESSY CUT HIS HEAD OFF FOR BEING ANNOYING, WITH TEH NICE BAD-ASS SWORD. YAY. SO NOW THE REMAINS OF THE ONCE UN-DEAD-DEAD-DEAD MIKO ARE NOW ALL STREWN ACROSS THE FLOOR, ALONG WITH HOUJOU'S INTESTINES AND HEAD...AND BODY...I THINK...SO SESSHOUMARU FLIPS OUT HIS CELL PHONE (don't think he wouldn't have one, ya yahoos!) AND CALLS FOR A CLEANING CREW, WHO COME UP AND ISOLATE THE PREMESIS AND THEN TAKE ALL OF THE "REMAINS" TO STUDY, (ONE OF THE SCIENTISTS WAS SMART ENOUGH TO SUGGEST THAT THEY INCINERATE THE "REMAINS" SPLINTERCELL STYLE, BUT HE GOT FIRED, AND THAT WAS ALL "BOO HOO" AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL...ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE SMART GUYS, FOLKS, ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE SMART GUYS...) SOOO...THE REMAINS FLOATED INTO THE AIR, AND STARTED INFECTING PEOPLE WITH THE "DISEASE" AND BEGAN TURNING EVERYBODY INTO ZOMBIES (THE CROSS BETWEEN DANNY PHANTOM CARTOON ZOMBIES AND THOSE "UNDEAD" ZOMBIES FROM FY THAT KEPT SEEPING IN THROUGH ALL THE CRACKS (HA) IN THE DOORS AND KEPT THRYING TO KISS PEOPLE TO ADD THEM THE THE UNDEAD ARMY...OH, AND ALSO SOME OF THAT ZOMBIE-NESS OF RESIDENT EVIL...CAN'T FORGET RESIDENT EVIL. BACK TO MY POINT.) AND THEN THE ZOMBIES START FOLLOWING KAGOME AROUND (AS SHE _IS_ STILL ALIVE PEOPLE) BECAUSE SHE IS THE "PURE" MIKO, AND THAT PISSES INUYASHA OFF, SO HE STARTS "KILLING" THEM, WHICH JUST MAKES THEM MULTIPLY, AND THEN HE PULLS OUT A SHOTGUN AND STARTS FIRING UP ON THEIR ASSES, AND THEN WHEN THAT DOESN'T WORK, HE RUNS OVER TO TIMMY TURNER'S HOUSE AND BORROWS COSMO, WHO GRANTS THE WISH THAT INUYASHA COULD TRAVEL IN THE TV (because we ALL know how TORMENTED InuYasha was when he was a child...with Sesshoumaru and all...FAIRY GOD PARENTS! ACK!) AND THEN INUYASHA GOES TO ESCAFLOWNE:BACKSTAGE AND BORROWS DILLY'S FLAMETHROWER700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 PLUS ONE, AND THEN WISHES TIME BACK WITH TEH FLAMETHROWER700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 PLUS ONE TO WHOOP UP ON SOME ZOMBIE ASS, WHICH COINCIDENTLY GETS DILLY PISSED OFF, CUZ THE ONE TIME HE GETS TO FRY VAN'S ASS HE CAN'T FIND THE DAMNED FLAMETHROWER700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 PLUS ONE THAT HE SPENT ALL OF HIS BIRTHDAY MONEY ON...BUT BACK TO THE INU CREW... SOOO...BOB THE GRIFFIN HAS COME FOR A VISIT (EVEN THOUGH MILLERNA ATE HIM -ALL ROASTED AND TOASTED AND BURNT TO A CRISP) AND THEN EVERYONE GETS PISSED OFF, BECAUSE HE STARTS SQUAKING AND IT TURNS OUT THAT HE'S KIKYOU'S UNDEAD-DEAD-DEAD PET TO HELP HER "PULL HERSELF BACK TOGETHER" WHICH JUST AIN'T HAPPENING, SEEING AS NARAKU HAS EATEN UP SOME OF HER LIMBS, AND THAT SOO WOULDN'T BE FUN TRYING TO DO THAT CUZ ONE OF HER ARMS IS STICKING OFF HIS LEG AND HER OTHER ARM IS COMING OUT OF HIS BACK, AND ONE LEG IS ON WHERE HIS EAR SHOULD BE, AND THE OTHER LEG IS SPROUTING FROM HIS MOUTH LIKE ... A FOOT. SO DURING ALL OF THIS, SHIPPOU STARTS POKING NARAKU WITH A PURIFIED STICK WITH A DEAD SQUIRREL ON THE END, AND THEN NARAKU DIES, AND THEN KIKYOU STARTS CRYING TO INUYASHA, WHO GOES MUSHY FOR A SECOND, BUT THAT ALL GOES SHITTY CUZ KAGOME GETS PISSED OFF AND KISSES HIM, TURNING ALL THAT CRAP INTO A FULL ON MAKE-OUT FEST, AND THEN THE COUPLE LEAVE THE ROOM ALL GIGLY, AND SANGO AND MIROKU LEAVE IN TEH OPPOSITE DIRECTION IN A SPEED RIVALING KOUGA'S. SO THEN KIKYOU GETS BOB THE GRIFFIN TO GET HER A...HAND...AND SHE HITS SHIPPOU OVER THE HEAD, WHO STARTS CRYING. MEANWHILE, SESSHOUMARU IS SHOUTING AT THE INCARNATED-AS-THE-WIND-KAGURA WHO WON'T SEEM TO STOP GROPING HIM...AND KANNA'S GETTING JEALOUS...OR ANGRY...OR HAPPY...OR PERTURBED...WE'RE NOT QUITE SURE... SO HAKUDOSHI IS PLAYING CARDS WITH KANNA AND HACHI AND AKITOKI, AND AKITOKI IS SERIOUSLY LOSING BADLY...HIS MONEY IS MOSTLY GONE NOW...HE STILL DOESN'T SEE WHY 22 DOESN'T BEAT 21... GREAT. NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE RULES AGAIN! HAKUDOSHI JUST SCREAMED OUT "BINGO"...HERE WE GO AGAIN... CRAP. WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE PLAYING? OH, NO...THEY'VE FOUND THE MANUAL FOR "HOW TO PLAY STRIP POKER"... I'M LEAVING... HACHI IS DRUNK AGAIN AND SINGING "OOPS I DID IT AGAIN" OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER INTO KAGOME'S HAIR BRUSH (which he seems to have stolen) BUT THE FEUDAL-POLICE COME AND THROW HACHI IN JAIL BECAUSE KAGOME REPORTED ABOUT HIM AND THE LOSS OF HER PRECIOUS HAIR BRUSH. AND HERE COME THE SHICHINTINTAI... OOO...WELL, TWO OF THEM ARE AT LEAST WALKING...THE OTHERS ARE IN THOSE LITTLE GLASS JARS THE SCIENTISTS KEEP WASTE IN...HMM...NOW WHY WOULD THEY BE IN THERE...BACK TO MY FAVE BISHIES...SO JAKOTSU STILL HAS THAT UNWAVERING "LOVE" FOR INUYASHA, SO HE GOES AND CHOPS UP KIKYOU AGAIN INTO DUST, BUT BANKOTSU GETS PISSED OFF CUZ HE'S JEALOUS THAT INUYASHA GETS ALL THE ATTENTION, SO HE GETS ALL MAD AND KISSES INUYASHA, WHO GETS ALL CONFUSED AND TEARY, BUT THEN KAGOME STORMS BACK ALL JEALOUS LIKE (as inuyasha kinda left her whereever they were to come back and hang with the dead freaks) INTO THE ROOM, WEARING INUYASHA'S TOP HAORI AND MOST OF HER CLOTHES, AND HER HAIR IS ALL SCREWED UP (i can't imagine kag with sex hair...argh) SO SHE WALKS UP TO KIKYOU AND...
KRABOOM!
...kikyou's dead...
...again...
...hey, who wants to go play REALLY loud rock music and prance all happy like over her grave????...
no?
...
you say something like this might happen again and she could be brought back if we do that?
hmm...
well then...now for the second part of the prologue...

...need caffine...

Amen to THAT, BillyBob... sit and spin, Kikyo!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Girl:
Kikyo, SHE'S THE UGLIEST STUPIDEST SMELLIEST OLD FART TO WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH

boy/thing:
Naraku, WHAT IS UP WITH HIM/IT?! HE'S ONE OF THE CREEPIEST FUNKIEST EVILEST (i don't even know if that is a word, oh well) THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE LIKE HIM NO OFFENSE TO WHOEVER DOES BUT COME ON! PHEW GLAD I GOT THAT OUTTA MY SYSTEM...

i dont like sango she used to be my favorite charrie but i dont know she thinks shes so kewl...

i really love naraku, fu**en HATE KIKIYO! (note: i can't spell)

i hate Both Naraku and Kikyo

least favorite character of the whole series is that stupid fox boy shippo. that thing is just worthless. all he does is just complain and whine and eat donuts and spin suckers in the entire series

Kikyo is the worst. I just hate almost everything about her. She just makes me so mad. I am glad that she is dead.

I hate Menomaru the Chinese demon who became Hyoga and his Female minuns, all from the first Inuyasha Movie: Affections Touching Across Time

Jaken T_T I hate Jaken......SO MUCH!!!

Girl:KIKYO!(Big surprise there...)I HATE HER!
Boy: Definitly Naraku.He is just stupid.And ugly.And...
Or Jaken, I mean he's annoying too...

Girl: KIKYO I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.
Guy: SAME WITH KIKYO HATE HIM WITH A PASSION AS WELL.

Girl: Kagome; Would she just die already?
Guy: Jaken

Girl: Sango, her Hiraikotsu is awesome!
Guy: [q]Inuyasha who else??