What are some of your guys favorite quotes?

For a list of some funny quotes take a look at this page in the Family Guy Portal: here.

One of my favorites would have to be this quote:

Meg Griffin: I can never go to school again!
Stewie Griffin: Oh, yes, Meg, yes, yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that way you clear your sinuses. No, no, no, it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

So post away.

Thats the episode with the old 80s song music video when Chris was pulled into the milk stand. LOL!

i like the one when stewie infiltrates the girls locker room and sees the girls changing
Stewie:They're getting nude!
Stewieh i mustn't watch...
Stewieh nice ones janine!And look at lisa in all her erodic glory!
Stewie:what's this?My "wee wee" has been stricken with rigamortis!?

this is mine

Peter: attention restaurant customers. testacles. that is all.

chines kids : "silly wabbit tricks are for kids"
Rabbit : "YOU SHARE!"

(rabbit kills all the kids)

hahaha had me laughin for ages.

I love
"you can have the boat, orrr, the mystery box!"
Lois- *chuckles* Well take the...
Peter- Now wait just a secound Lois! A boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!! You know how much we wanted one of those!!"
Lois- "Then lets just take the..."
Peter- "Well take the box!"

Stewie: Lois I come bearing a gift here's a hint, it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster

heres another of my favorites:

Meg: Finally! Look, Mom, I have had it! I am not babysitting anymore! Its Saturday night, I could be out having a life!

Lois: Meg if you don't want to babysit anymore thats fine but don't you stand there and lie to me!

Peter: oh ho, Meg! She torched your ass man, she torched your ass!

Or:
My secound favorite episode (Click number 29)

Meg:I can't believe I went out with him!
Louis:I can't believe I touched him!
Peter:I still can't believe it's not butter!*faces screen* Next time, I run for mayor of Quahog, have I got what it takes? Find out next time on Family Guy, don't miss it

This one is Hilarious:

Peter is talking to this one guy:

Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler.....

Guy: Well you can't eat a stapler.

Peter: Wanna split it.....

I was LAUGHING.