When you start to walk around clad in only your English boxers...

You know you play too much Fable when you see someone with a red sweatshirt on with the hood up and say "Mom?"

You know you play too much Fable when you're in the cinema watching a James Bond movie and it goes into slow-mo and you shout out "Ha! I have Slow Time level 3!"

You know you play too much Fable when you're at a neighbor's house and stab their white cat with a silver candle holder because it was the "nearest silver object"

You know you play too much Fable when someone starts arguing with you in real life and you say "Shutup Eve!"

(I'm just kidding about the last one, please don't take any offense)

*backs away before lightening strikes*

You yell, out of nowhere, "You, sir, a a BUH-LIGHT!!!" (That would be blight... go compeletely evil and listen closely when you're still, you'll get it. )

you know you played to much fable when...you beat the game 147 times(lol ty,ty,ty)

Here's a REALY good one! I bet no one ever came up with this one...
You know U've been playing too much Fable when you dress your self up like a warior from the middle ages. You run up town kill some inocent random with axe, The police try to shoot you. You say "ha! I'm tuffer than all you police men and women put together! I'm a powerfull hero! And I can take you all on with onley using my fists while you guys are using guns! I'm invencible! If I can kill Jack of Blades I can most defintley kill all you police men in less than 1 second! I got 20 reserection files! and my health isn't even low! I'm practicly invinceble! It would take a long time for you cops to kill me with those weak pathedic puney little pistols and cro bars you have in your hands!" A police woman runs up to you, and hits you with a cro bar just ONCE! and you fall down to the ground and die! (lol) The moral of this riddle is.... In Fable your invinceble! In real life your NOT!

u know youve played too much fable when someone make you mad and you threaten to send 6 assassins on them.
You know youve played too much fable when you still cant find the arena in your town

You know youve played too much fable when you only cuss when youve been bad enough to
You know youve played too much fable when you check your head for horns every morning
You know youve played too much fable when you bring a card to your barber
You know youve played too much fable when you only make friends with ppl named whisper.
Ill hve more l8tr

THIS IS SPAMMING GUY UP THERE I AM NOT SPAMMING IM JUST SAYING THAT YOU ARE COOL AND IM A FOOL !!!!

you know you played to much fable when you kill someone in real life and the cops put you in jail and you scream: WHAT! its only 2000 in fee!

Sijli, please don't double post. Just use the edit button.
You know you've played to much when you try to kill short people because you think they're Hobbes.

You know you have played fable to much when you do somehting wrong and try to load
... when you try to make some1 fly above fire and die and then yell out hell yea the skorms bow is finaly mine
.....when you put all your money in a well and think it makes you good
...when you go on a killing rampage and think your bounty will go away after 10 mins

...You make a bow and arrow out of paper and then shoot at rocks expecting it to open for you!!


When you say "I'm having de-ja-vu!!"

When you expect to see ghosts flying around in a town called Oakvale asking you for help!

When you run away from a passageway thinking it has a barrier!

When you see lightning and say "That came out of my hand!!"

When you think if you thump against the ground fire will circle you!

When you think you kill a guy name Jack you will get about 24000 gold!!

When you attack people in Balaclarvers

What are they?

... When you kick a chicken 50 meters and then say oops I forgot to cut it with the Sword Of Aeons!

You Know You've Played Too Much Fable When...after you put all your money in the offering plate at church your mad because it wasn't enough to get you an age reduction

Huh?

Oh well, ...When you see a fire and say oops I started that!

You know you've played fable too much when.. you think the only way to divorce your wife is to take her where nobody can see you and kill her.
You know you've played fable too much when.. you drink tomato sauce thinking that it will heal some of your health.
You know you've played fable too much when.. you find a chest and hope its not 'one of the crap ones with a few potions or a hair style card' in it.