.... 'Jack Of Blades!' I am weak, spare my life and you will not die! Mwuhahahaha

when you still post in this thread even though this game is really outdated

quote Bubbster

when you still post in this thread even though this game is really outdated

when you read every single one of these and piss yourself laughing

then you show it too someone who hasnt played fable and they get bored with just the first page

... You continuosly insult the game just because it's outdated!

you know you play too much fable when u expexct a bif door to open because you have did it with 10 people.
you know you play too much fable when you think eating kfc will ake you evil istead of fat.

...you think if you put coloured stones on things it makes them stronger.

...When you reach age 65 in the game.
...When you think you can eat 62 piece's of red meat and NOT puke.
...When your afraid to go to the graveyard thinking the Undead will attack.
...When every time you see a wasp you pick up a sword and take a wac at it.
...When every time you go in the forest you carrie armor and weapons thinking"I hope Bandits dont ambush me again!".
...When you think a pile of rocks is a Rock Troll or a pile or dirt is a Earth Troll.
...When you think wearing bright cloths will make you more attractive.

Not sure whether this is Fable or Lost Chapters or Both but:
When you buy everything of one item, sell everything of one item and make a 15k profit
Man this game had bad economics

...you kill the town and expect them back if you 'teleport' in and out.

You know you've played too much Fable when you get hurt, and instead of calling the paramedics, you eat an apple pie.

...you think that you can get gold for people renting house.

u know u play to much fable when...

1.doors "speak" to u...CrEePy
2.ur 65yrs old...(THATS ME!...it has nothing to do with time though...just how much experience u used to upgrade things...LOL)
3.u walk into a room and expect to fight hobbs or wasp...
4.u are awarded evil and good points by angel and devil stickers...
5.u fish and hope to catch things repeated and every 2 seconds...
6.u fail a test and say:"my INT is't high enough...wait i'll go lvl it up..."
7.u think a stick/frying pan will kill things
8.u can go "BERSERK" when u feel like it and kick @$$

thats all i got hope u liked...

I like.

thx!!!