You Know You've Played Too Much Fable When

you wake up one day and play with your sister near a scarecrow then bandits come and kill everyone. then you meet a man who saves you and teaches you how to use a sword. then you meat a friend you race to study. and you study for 10 years non stop then you try to find were your mom is.you find her then save her from a prison. then before you kill the man who kills your father you stock up on items drink do quests and level up. then you die at him and reload from an auto save then you beat him and you say!!! i only been playing for 48 hours???? man im 65 years old..... and my wife is 20 and i been with her since i was 21.......

or when you post a story like that....

you play the game more than once

quote Darth Revan

you play the game more than once

you just play it. (not for fun)

You know you've played to much fable when you listen to doors talk

You know you've played too much fable when you keep saying "hey" to your wife in hopes that she will have sex with you

when you run up too chickens and kick them until they fly farther then they did last time

you stop aging at 65 years old

you post more then 4 times in a row on a "You Know You've Played Too Much Fable When..." thread

quote JaktheRipper

you post more then 4 times in a row on a "You Know You've Played Too Much Fable When..." thread

what is "the big secret"?

you know you havnt played enough fable when you beat it

you beat your wife daily and much to your chagrin when you look in the mirror you haven't grown any horns.

when u kill everyone in ur town and not get arrested.

you tell people to follow you into the woods, kill them, and are surprised when people mount a search for the missing person.