When u try to kill ur neighbor to buy thier house and rent it out. Also kill a bird and bring it around town shwoing it off for renown only to be laughed at.

when you devorce your wife to get more evil points

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when you devorce your wife to get more evil points

*first post... go easy on me*

...you watch the ending creadits and become intrested on "how many pizzas were orderd"

Try to challenege everyone u know to a fight with a sword u cant even pick up, and try summoning a balverine and nothing happens and when u try to go fight at the arena u just run on the middle of the basketball court.

...when u go around beating up police for evil points.
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You get in a fight with a person 2 times ur size and u find taht u are screwed so u scream berserk! and try to scare him by saying dont come near me i only do critcal hits.

When u go up and kill a guy named jack...

when you flip off the church for not lowering your age for giving them a VERY generase donation

When you have a morbid fear of candy canes- Minion's Spellcasting wands. XD

u know u played too much fable when:

u ask some random guy in a forrest to give u a tattoo

u kill someone and hope for a 2000 dollar fine that will go away in 5 mins

u try to make ur own resurrection phials

u carry a bow and sword around and think its normal

u hold up the head of something u have killed in hopes of becoming famous

and when u assume people will pay more for a house that has a bloody decapitated thing on the wall

quote 666 Twiztid

u carry a bow and sword around and think its normal

quote 666 Twiztid

u hold up the head of something u have killed in hopes of becoming famous

quote 666 Twiztid

and when u assume people will pay more for a house that has a bloody decapitated thing on the wall

you know you've played too much fable when your mom had to convince you that the dog is not a midget balvorine

when they have to lock you in your room so you will stop going to the barn and eating all the damn chickens

if a jak in the box toy scaries the sh*t out of you because they resimble a minion

if you have a dead rat looking thing that you found in your back yard nailed to the side of your door

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when they have to lock you in your room so you will stop going to the barn and eating all the damn chickens

When you plot out how exactly to make Pm suffer for the lies! ( Look at that dragon form for why I am doing this!) CHEESEKILLER SMASH!