... ur home town is burned as people r looking 4 u and ur family...

You own Lost Chapters but you still hang in this fourm.

your xbox overheats and gets messed up real bad from playing too much. (I speak from experience.)

when u complete it in 10 hours 100% in one sitting

You call your school headmaster guildmaster.

When you try to buy a house by talking to the sign.

When you are about to die and dont do anything becuase you think you have a ressurection vial.

When you call you mother scarlet robe.

When you accuse some one called jack of kidnapping your mother.

XD

You try to shoot lightening out of your hands... And suceed. @.@

You beat beatles up with sticks.

When you have resurrected this thread just to see it done againg and everything has been used up so you do not have any good ones

You create a thread about playing to much Fable...

... you try to take a band of thugs with a sword, they have guns, but you think your fine cause your sword as a health aug on it.

WHen you keep coming tot his forum.

How does that qualify you as playing too much Fable?

You've played too much Fable when you go up to random people and start doing manly arm pumps and such to try and seduce them.

You've also played too much Fable if you think giving your spouse lame objects will get them to bed with you.

when the only time you speak is saying yeah! or Argg! while doing some sort of pose.

You bring a shovel and dig in strange places trying to find treasure.

When you go on a cruise, you shout "I've found the Sandgoose!"

You combo your mean boss/teacher with an assassin rush and flourish... Oh, if only...