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1. Do not post any caption that is innapropriate in any way. I need this contest to remain G-Rated. This includes, but is not limited to: fowl language, smoking, alcohol, drugs, nudity and adult material. Violence is okay, but no gore
2. Do not flame or post spam in this thread.
3. Do not copy off of other players, if this happens, I will only count the one that appeared first. Also, some captioners have used running gags in their captions. Once a running gag is established, no player may copy it. (eg. Comic Man's "Fruit Cup Captioning Office" and shadow993's "Logic Weight")
4. Please try to make sure you are posting captions for the right set of pictures.
5. Please do not post the pictures that you are captioning, I am smart enough to figure out what picture it's for by the number's you put beside them.
EXAMPLE:

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1. Whee! I'm Hanging Here

2. I'm-a Scared

Can you enlarge the last picture? I can't really tell what it is.

Sorry bout that GB, I promise it won't happen again.

#1, Mario: Cool! The sun inside! Let's stare at it!... Wait, won't I go blind if I do that for too long?
Luigi: No, just keep looking at it Mario.
#2, Mario: Ow... that hurt me buttocks... whoa, are those stars? 1... 2... 3... 7...
Luigi: *Punches him in the back of the head*
Mario: 154... 29...
#3, Mario: ...Wouldn't that pole melt in the lava?
Luigi: What lava? It's water?
Mario: Really? *Jumps in* AGhhhhhh! NYAH!! GAh.... glug... bleg... IT BURNS!!!!
Luigi: Well, that's out of the way...
#4, Mario: Hey! 4 Coins! w00t! *Runs to get them and accidentally runs a bit too far* nyah! *Balances on the edge about to fall off, then regains balance* Phew...
Luigi: *Pushes him off* 1-Up!
#5, Mario: Oooh! A coin! *Tries to get it* Huh? What the... my leg's stuck in the wall! Nooooooo!!!! Must get... coin...
Luigi: Welt cement that's colored always does the trick...
#6, Mario: Gotcha Mr. Owl! NYAH! Slow down!
Owl: NEVA!
Mario: But I'm gonna fall off!
Owl: O RLY?
Mario: ...Nevermind... *lets go and dies*

quote Giga Bowser

1. Whee! I'm Hanging Here

2. I'm-a Scared

The old Caption Contest has reached 30 pages, so you may continue here now.

Well, all that confusion is finnaly over...

#1, Glitzville:
Luigi: *Looks* AHH!! IT'S THE FLOWER THAT MAKES MARIO FAT!! I- I mean, it's the flower that makes Mario fatTER! I SHOULD RUN RIGHT NOW IF I DON'T WANNA BE FAT!! *runs*
Door: I won't open!
Luigi: Damn you door.
Door: K.
Luigi: So... My only way out would be?
Door: Grab the flower that makes Mario fat.
Luigi: FatTER!
Door: Fatter.
Luigi: But what if I'll turn fat too?
Door: Why would you care? Nobody likes you anyways.
Luigi: Oh yeah. *Grabs flower* *Dies*

#2, phan10: Luigi: Phew, that's just a painting. For a second I thougnt I was looking in a mirror./
Wario painting: The mirror's over there, you idiot.
Luigi: Thanks. Still nothing unusual here.

#3, Comic Man: Luigi learns to fly, but not to land.

#4, Comic Man: Luigi: Hey! A Wario cap!
*reaches for wario cap*
Goomba: watch it buddy, put that cap on and you'll gain 300 extra pounds and break the ice.
*Luigi puts cap down.*

#5, Glitzville: Goomba Police: That's what ya get from punching civillians!
Mario: But it wasn't me-
Goomba Police 2: Silence, you fool!
Mario: But I'm supposed to find a sta-
Goomba Police 3: You're gonna be locked up in a prison together with that damned star.
Mario: ...But I-
Goomba Police 2: I said SILENCE, you fool!
Mario: *Punches Goomba Police 2*
Goomba Police: Riiiight...
Mario: I'm supposed to find a star!
Goomba Polices: *Locks Mario in a prison together with the star he's supposed to find*
Mario: Now I'll never find that star!
Star: Relax... You'll be okay...
Mario: Thanks, star I'm supposed to find, I feel much better now.

#6, Yoshi_1: Mario Is Just Hangin' Around-2.....
The sequel to the thrilling Mario is Just Hangin' Around, over lava, now over quicksand! Where will Mario hang next? Boo Times said: OMG! Luigi said: My brother is in another movie, yay, I get 30 % of the money! Be sure to watch it! This movie is too good to be true!

Overall Results:
Comic Man (108 pts.)
Takgirl2 (56 pts.)
shadow993 (53 pts.)
Chris337 (43 pts.)
Glitzville (33 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
GameGuy637 (18 pts.)
Tainted (17 pts.)
phan10 (12 pts.)
sekai (11 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
birdflyermike (6 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (2 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
supermariothingy (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

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*Is very happy with fifth place* =D

#1. Luigi: I'm an expert at sky-diving!
Mario: No you ain't.
Luigi: Why not?
Mario: Because a good sky-diver would've opened his parachute by now. Look, you're falling in some ice-cold water which will take down your pizza slices.
Luigi: But by opening my parachute, I don't prevent myself from falling in that ice-cold water, right?
Mario: No, but you can enjoy your pizza slices longer, then.

#2. Luigi: Okay, now I just have to wait for that floating ice block to get here. This is also the perfect time to start theories about how those ice blocks got the possibility of floating while they can't actually float. I find this very strange and am wondering how it could.
Mario: I think you should worry about the fact that the ice block is slippy and that you're falling off it now.
Luigi: Huh?
Mario: I ment... (wait a minute, if he doesn't notice, he might die! Heh heh... I wouldn't care, he laughed at me when I was dying a lot of times even though I can only die once and it would be as strange as floating ice blocks that I have more than one life...) Eh... I ment good job!
Luigi: Thanks! *falls off the ice block and survives*
Mario: WTF?!? How did you survive?
Luigi: I still have 3 lives.
Mario: Damned video game lives.

#3. Luigi: Slippy ice! Hey, what's that creature?
That Creature: You forgot my name?
Luigi: Yeah!
That Creature: So did I! Let's think of my name.
Luigi: K.
*2 days later*
That Creature: Thought of anything yet?
Luigi: Was it something with an R?
That Creature: Probably not.
*5 weeks later*
Luigi: So how's your wife?
That Creature: Bad. She's ugly.
*3742839 years later*
Luigi: Do you have any sevens?

#4. Luigi: What am I actually doing here?
Frosty: Saving Wario.
Luigi: WHAT?!? How could I!
Frosty: I dunno.
Luigi: I don't want to save him. You save him!
Frosty: How?
Luigi: This walkthrough said I had to kill you.
Frosty: K. *commits suicide*
Wario: I'm free!
Luigi: ...FROSTY!! WAIT FOR ME!!

#5. Mario: Hi.
Tree: Hi.
Bridge: Hi.
Goomba: Hi.
Glitzville: Hi.
Mario: So... why are we greeting each other?
Glitzville: Can't think of any way to make this caption funny.
Mario: o rly?
Glitzville: ya rly.
Tree: No wai!

#6. Mario: I don't get it. Why are there bubbles coming out of the Bomb?
Bomb: It's what Nintendo replaced the fire with.
Mario: That's not good.
Bomb: No.
Mario: But won't your explosion be a bubblecloud then?
Bomb: No.
Mario: I don't get it!
Bomb: Neither do I.
Mario: Why not?
Bomb: Ask Glitzville.
Mario: Why not?
Glitzville: I don't exactly know. Oh, look, it's time for the explosion.
Mario: But what's the explosion then?
Glitzville: You'll see.
*Bomb explodes*
Mario: So... what happened?
Glitzville: He turned into bubblegum.
Mairo: Haha.
Glitzville: And you were holding him. Congratulations, you will never be splitten apart. I now pronounce you man and wife.

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Luigi: GAH! Why do I always miss those coins?!
Coins: Na na na naaa naa, na na na naa na-GACK!
Wario:*has vaccuum cleaner* Heheh! Now they'll be mine!
Luigi: Where'd you get that?
Wario: Brought it over from Mario Party 7.
Luigi: But this game was made before that!
Wario: ...
Luigi: ...
Wario: So?
Luigi: Works for me.
Wario: Is it just me or are these captions getting weirder?

2
Luigi: *sigh* Another day, another game where Mario gives ME the frustrating levels!

3
Cheif Chilly: Your mustache is too wimpy to beat me.
Luigi: Oh, yeah? Bring it on!
*they fight in a cartoon fight cloud thing*
Luigi: *pant...pant*
CC: *pant...pant*
Luigi: You know...pant...we should really get some...lunch after this.
CC: Fine...pant...by me. The...usual place?
Luigi: Yep.
*Later*
Waitress: Welcome to Hooters the family fun place!
Luigi and CC: Yay!

4
Luigi: Great. The game glitched. Again! I wish the player would buy a new DS.
CC: Are you kidding?! Do you know how much they cost?!
Player: *appears* Yeah, I can't afford them because I don't get an allowance!
Luigi: ...
CC: ...
Player: ...
Luigi and CC: HAHAHAHA! YOU DON'T GET AN ALLOWANCE! LOOOOSERRRRR! AHAHAHA!
Player:
Luigi: Wait. How are you even here? You're supposed to be outside playing the-
*Luigi catches on fire*
Luigi: WAAAAAAAHHH!
Player and CC: *sigh* Not again...

5
Mario: How am I supposed to caption for this mess?! I'm outta here! Hey Luigi, drive me to Hooters.

6
Mario: OK, this is the last straw. I am not going to be the star of a game with WATER as a weapon.
Luigi: But what about Super Mario Sunsh-
Mario: QUIET!
Director: AAGGGGHHH! I can't take it anymore! Stop breaking the fourth wall. That's all you lunatics have done this whole round!
Mario: Round?
Director: OH NEVER YOU MIND! The point is, video game characters are not supposed to know about real-life people! It defies the laws of logic!
M&L: *singsong* You said the magic wo-ord.
Director: What?
*10-ton Thwomp crushes Director*
Luigi: That was one of the more violent deaths I've seen in a while.
Mario: Yep. Hey, wanna go grab a pizza?
Luigi: Only if it's at Hooters.
Mario: Deal!
*they walk away*
Bob-omb: Hey, what about me? I'm the star of this picture!
*explodes for no reason*

1: Luigi failed two goals that day, one of them was to get the three coins he saw up there that day, and the other was to live to forty.
2: Luigi: Now, where to find that star?
Goomba: Aren't you supposed to be looking for Wario or something?
Luigi: Mind your own buisness, I'll find Wario when I want to.
3: Luigi's fear of ice cubes finally gets to the best of him.
4: Ice Bully: My hat!
5: Mario: Hey everyone, I'm back-
*looks around.*
Mario: Everything's...... So....... BLOCKY!!! I'm going back to the DS.
6: For the rest of the day, Mario tried to find out where the bubbles came from.

My (not) long awaited return to this thread!

1.
Luigi: Does anybody feel like I'm about to be hit by falling coins? *looks around* That'll be me talking to snow then. *sigh* *gets hit by falling coins* OWWW!
2.
Luigi: *singing* I can see my face, I can see my body, I can see I've put on weight, I can see the ice is cracking... uh oh.
3.
Luigi: Awww, look at the little Frosty. Come here Frost-
Frosty: Did you call me little!?
Luigi: Uhhh... no, it was that... ice over there. Go smash that.
Frosty: Thanks.
4.
Frosty: Geez, there's a snowboard rental over there.
Luigi: Nah, I prefer sliding.
Frosty:
5.
The ledge with a view... barely.
6.
Mario: Are they bubbles?
Bob-omb: No, they're-
Mario: ARE THEY BUBBLES!?
Bob-omb: NO!
Mario: GIMME BUBBLES!!!
*Mario dives on "bubbles"* *BOOM!*
Bob-omb: I tried to tell you they were landmines. Oh well.
*toddles off*

1.OMG!!!It's the evil blue ceiling!!!

2.I hope those stars don't eat me...

3.Uh-Oh...I hope that long blue rectangular thing doesn't jump up and attack me...

4.If I get these 4 coins...I'll have 7 right?

5.Too...Hard...To look...To the right!!!

I can see Comic Man is also in anticipation of Super Paper Mario, however I heard it's not RPG but platforming.

#1, shadow993: Luigi: GAH! Why do I always miss those coins?!
Coins: Na na na naaa naa, na na na naa na-GACK!
Wario:*has vaccuum cleaner* Heheh! Now they'll be mine!
Luigi: Where'd you get that?
Wario: Brought it over from Mario Party 7.
Luigi: But this game was made before that!
Wario: ...
Luigi: ...
Wario: So?
Luigi: Works for me.
Wario: Is it just me or are these captions getting weirder?

#2, supermariothingy: Luigi: *singing* I can see my face, I can see my body, I can see I've put on weight, I can see the ice is cracking... uh oh.

#3, Glitzville: Luigi: Slippy ice! Hey, what's that creature?
That Creature: You forgot my name?
Luigi: Yeah!
That Creature: So did I! Let's think of my name.
Luigi: K.
*2 days later*
That Creature: Thought of anything yet?
Luigi: Was it something with an R?
That Creature: Probably not.
*5 weeks later*
Luigi: So how's your wife?
That Creature: Bad. She's ugly.
*3742839 years later*
Luigi: Do you have any sevens?

#4, Glitzville, Luigi: What am I actually doing here?
Frosty: Saving Wario.
Luigi: WHAT?!? How could I!
Frosty: I dunno.
Luigi: I don't want to save him. You save him!
Frosty: How?
Luigi: This walkthrough said I had to kill you.
Frosty: K. *commits suicide*
Wario: I'm free!
Luigi: ...FROSTY!! WAIT FOR ME!!

#5, Comic Man: Mario: Hey everyone, I'm back-
*looks around.*
Mario: Everything's...... So....... BLOCKY!!! I'm going back to the DS.


#6, supermariothingy: Mario: Are they bubbles?
Bob-omb: No, they're-
Mario: ARE THEY BUBBLES!?
Bob-omb: NO!
Mario: GIMME BUBBLES!!!
*Mario dives on "bubbles"* *BOOM!*
Bob-omb: I tried to tell you they were landmines. Oh well.
*toddles off*

Overall Results:
Comic Man (109 pts.)
Takgirl2 (56 pts.)
shadow993 (54 pts.)
Chris337 (43 pts.)
Glitzville (35 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
GameGuy637 (18 pts.)
Tainted (17 pts.)
phan10 (12 pts.)
sekai (11 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
birdflyermike (6 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (2 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

Da Picz:
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#1. Mario: Ha, Luigi said I'd die if I'd try to walk on this thing. Tch. The n00b.
*Mario starts walking on the thing*
Mario: *Waits*
*Nothing happens*
Mario: Ha! Too bad, Luigi!
Luigi: I never said you'd die right away.
Mario: True.
*Mario waits*
Mario: .......and now?
Luigi: Err, be right back. Keep waiting!
*Somewhere else*
Luigi: Wario! What're you still doing here?
Wario: Dunno.
Luigi: You're supposed to kill Mario by now!
Wario: How?
Luigi: Flatten him.
Wario: K.
*Back at Mario*
*Wario flattens Mario*
Luigi: Told ya!

#2. Purple Thing: Hello. I forgot my name.
Mario: Do you even have a name?
Purple Thing: I forgot.
Mario: What? Now who forgets his name?!
Purple Thing: I'm a girl...
Mario: ...at least you aren't confused about your gender...
Purple Thing: Or ain't I?
Mario: ...did you loose your memory?
Purple Thing: No. I'm just dumb.
Mario: K.

#3. Mario: Hello black dudes.
Black Dudes: HI!
Mario: I've notice how you two always look happy.
Black Dudes: We don't. We just laugh at you.
Mario: Why?
Black Dudes: You'll never know...
Mario: Tch. *Climbs up*
Black Dude: *Giggles*
Mario: Girl.
Black Dude: Rofl I'm no girl.
Mario: Only girls giggle.
Black Dude: I don't care.
Mario: Haha girl.
Black Dude:

#4. Luigi: Mario! You can fly!?
Mario: I can fly?!
Luigi: Yes!
Mario: kool!
Wario: It's spelled "cool", Mario.
Mario: What do you know?
Wario: More than you do.
Mario: No you don't. You're just fat.
Wario: One: Fat people can be smart. Two: I'm not fat.
Mario: 50% of that sentence is correct.
Wario: What's incorrect then?
Mario: You are fat.
Wario: No I'm not!
Luigi: ...Am I still here?

#5. Mario didn't feel like living anymore, so he killed a koopa, took his shell, jumped on it, flew to the top of the highest mountain and jumped off it.
Mario: I didn't jump off it.
Glitzville: I don't care.
Mario: I love my life!
Glitzville: I don't care.
Mario: I didn't kill the koopa!
Glitzville: I don't... Yes you did!
Mario: I DID NOT!
Glitzville: Don't you dare lying to me, Mario Mario!
Mario: I don't have a surname!
Glitzville: I don't care.

#6. Mario: I didn't know the koopa I just killed had firework in his shell... But that also means he must have had fire in it. So I have no idea why I'm still here. Bye!
Luigi: Bye?
Mario: *Burns to death*
Luigi: Oh.

1: Mario: How could ANYONE go up there?
Spiderman: spiderman to the rescue!
*spiderman crawls up*
Mario: BUG!!!
*Mario throws big rock at spiderman and spiderman falls off the cliff*
2: Purple thing: You can't fly.
Mario: Yes I can, I've got the flying cap on.
Purple thing: No you don't, I can't see the wings.
Mario: That's because I'm wearing the invisible cap too.
3: Mario: What are you two smiling about? I'm not enjoying this!
4: Bob-omb 1: Ya know, we should be cautious, Mario could come here at any time.
Bob-omb 2: Why? We're bombs, we'll just blow up when he comes.
Bob-omb 1: Well, he could pick me up, and throw me at you, or vice versa, so we should stay cautious.
Bob-omb 2: It's no big deal really-
Mario: OOH! I'M IN SUCH A BAD MOOD TODAY!!!
Both Bob-ombs: Uh oh.
5: Mario finally manages to take a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's shell.
6: Koopa: Can I come out now?
Mario: Not until you give me back my hat!
Koopa: It's on your head!
Mario: Don't try your mind tricks on me! I saw you take it!
Koopa: But I gave it back!
Mario: Oh yeah, you did, didn't you? Ah well.
*keeps sliding around*

I'm Baaaaaaack!
1. Mario: Times like this I wish they had a Skate Shop here.

2. Robot: Nice suntan, mario. You look red all around your chest.
Mario: It's a wonder that bowser keeps him around.

3. Well, good thing they can't get closer to me.
:Zaps get closer and kill him:
Mario's ghost; How- how'd you do that!
Zap: Aaaah! A ghost! :all zaps run:
Mario's ghost: Ghost? Where? Aaaaah!

4. Mario: To pick up the bob-omb and die, or not pick it up and live... I'll pick it up and die.
Player: OH NO YOU DON'T! :runs for mario and gets killed by bomb:
Mario: Hey, I wanted to do that.

5. Mario: Hey, mabye I should send my Idea to EA! They'd love Shell Shocker!
EA: We'll take it!
:Years later EA goes into bankrupcy:

6: Mario: Either I fall of the cliff and die, or I wait for King Bob-omb to kill me... What a hobson's choice.