1: Mario: Mine! Mine! It's all mine!
Luigi: Calm down Mario, it's just a statue.
*Mario hisses*
Mario: MINE! STAY AWAY!
2: *Mario opens up map and reads it.*
Mario: Wow, and I thought the map to Disney World was hard to understand.
3: Peach: Aww, it's cute. I want one.
Mario: But Peach! Wouldn't you rather have a cute Mario plushie?
*Peach tears Mario doll.*
Mario: Meh. Baddys get all the girls.
4: *At the Fruit Cup captioning office*
Mario: So... What should we say to this one?
Luigi: Well, it looks like a toad's head.
Mario: Hmm... I remember having a plush that looked exactly like that in my room, along with my Goomba plushie with one of my hats on it.
Luigi: It's like someone's spying on you...
*Giga Bowser runs in and takes six pictures of Mario.*
Giga Bowser: That should do for about a month.
*Giga Bowser runs off*
Luigi: I don't know what's with that guy. What were we talking about?
Mario: Ah! Yes! I almost forgot! The caption contest.
*Some guy runs in and reads captions on Mario's computer.*
Guy: Hmm... 2/10, 5/10, 4/10, 5/10...
*scribbles on a clipboard and runs off.*
Luigi: Who was he?
Mario: I think his name was "cousin" or something.
Luigi: We've gotta stop hiring random people.
5: *Mario tries climbing up slope and falls*
Luigi: Mario, you can't climb slopes yet.
Mario: Yet?
Luigi: You need to go to Mumbo's Mountain and learn the technique from Bottles.
Mario: You've been playing too much Banjo-Kazooie.
6: Luigi: Oh no! Mario's falling!
Wario: Mario! Watch out! You'll die!
Mario: Don't worry! That shadow down there will catch me!
Luigi: ... Well... Er...
Wario: He definitly had it coming.

Sorry, GB. I don't like it. It's confusing a bit, plus if there should be a tie, both should be rewarded points. You've done that before. So the original way works best for me.

On another note, i'd like to PM with you, as you seem like a nice guy. (No, i'm not british.)

1. Mario: You know, I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no stars and yet am still here and could perform many cool glitch stunts-
Luigi: Mind control is a wonderful thing.
wario: (Controlling Luigi) Mind Control is a wonderful thing.
Bowser(Controlling Wario Controlling Luigi controlling Mario): Mind Control is a wonderful thing)
Phan10: (Controlling the chain) What? Can't I have any fun?

2. Mario: What on earth? This map looks like it was drawn by a three year old!
Luigi: Uh Mario, you drew that.

3. Mario's lost weight, and height.

4. Now Mario's only going to live to 37 in his next life.

5. Mario: Banzai!
:Falls down bottomless pit:
Mario: Maybe, just maybe, I should of tied the other end of the cord to a stake.

6. Mario: No wind, phew.
Weatherman: And now a sudden 1 second gust of wind blowing in Mario's direction shall coincidently blow just cause i want it to.
Mario: You're kidding.
:THE END!:

Argh That had smilies in let me just put in the un smilley 1.
1. Mario: OMG! i got a star... Now im going to stick my fingers up at it!
2. Mario: Nooooooooo! Im a red X! Help me luigi!
Luigi: Im a red Z!
Mario: A-crap!
3.Mario: Fat new invisible pogostik! whoooo!
Player: Fat new glitch pogostik! WHOOO!
4. Mario: Does my butt look big in this...
5.Mario: OMGNESS!ANOTHER STAR! Now im going to stik my fingers up at it underwater! *drowns*
6.Mario:Aww A-kak! Bridge is out.. i hope it dosnt telepo---AAARGH! *gets teleported.
Player: Darn goverment! I need that bridge! *strangles guy*

Well, we have 0 likes and 1 dislike for the new method. Looks like we won't be continuing it. That's okay, I had a feeling no-one would like it XP

1, luigi421: mario:eeeeek help help
boo#1:hey doont be scared all we want is to invite you to a swimming party
boo#2:hey boss you said that when maro comes down we kick his butt
boo#3:yeah boss
boo#1:shut up
mario:hey i got an apointment with luigi here why dont you just let me go
all boos: uh sure you can go
mario(who just ran to the door):SUCKERS
boo#2&3:yeah see ya
boo#1:IDIOTS
#2, phan10: Mario: What on earth? This map looks like it was drawn by a three year old!
Luigi: Uh Mario, you drew that.
#3, phan10: Mario's lost weight, and height.
#4, Comic Man: *At the Fruit Cup captioning office*
Mario: So... What should we say to this one?
Luigi: Well, it looks like a toad's head.
Mario: Hmm... I remember having a plush that looked exactly like that in my room, along with my Goomba plushie with one of my hats on it.
Luigi: It's like someone's spying on you...
*Giga Bowser runs in and takes six pictures of Mario.*
Giga Bowser: That should do for about a month.
*Giga Bowser runs off*
Luigi: I don't know what's with that guy. What were we talking about?
Mario: Ah! Yes! I almost forgot! The caption contest.
*Some guy runs in and reads captions on Mario's computer.*
Guy: Hmm... 2/10, 5/10, 4/10, 5/10...
*scribbles on a clipboard and runs off.*
Luigi: Who was he?
Mario: I think his name was "cousin" or something.
Luigi: We've gotta stop hiring random people.
#5, phan10: Mario: Banzai!
:Falls down bottomless pit:
Mario: Maybe, just maybe, I should of tied the other end of the cord to a stake.
#6, Comic Man: Luigi: Oh no! Mario's falling!
Wario: Mario! Watch out! You'll die!
Mario: Don't worry! That shadow down there will catch me!
Luigi: ... Well... Er...
Wario: He definitly had it coming.

Overall Results:
Comic Man (149 pts.) 0.0
Takgirl2 (74 pts.)
shadow993 (70 Pts.)
Glitzville (50 Pts.)
Chris337 (43 pts.)
gamerguy21 (35 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
phan10 (28 pts.)
Gameguy637 (21 pts.)
Tainted (18 pts.)
sekai (11 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (7 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
birdflyermike (6 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
luigi421 (3 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

New Movies.....or something...
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HOLY FREAKING PLAYSTATIONS!! ahem...sorry for my cussing...

Look at this!



I'm still in shock 0.0

That's beautiful.

Anyway, we were supposed to be voting whether we liked the new method or not?
In that case, I liked it. I like the 9/10 thing. There's nothing wrong with it. If anything, it's helping the contest.

1: Mario: Ow! That hurts! Stylus's should be considered weapons!
Luigi: Really?
*Throws stylus out of a window*
*Hits Wario in the chest*
Wario: Arrrgh... Why does this always happen to me?
*Dies*
2: Goomba: Why do we always have to make these things before Mario comes?
Koopa: Bowser says he wants to hide his stuff in the boxes.
Goomba: Yeah right, like Mario won't be able to find them.
3: Mario: Damn! Why do I have to be in the crappy version!?
Luigi: Haha!
Wario: We're in the better version!
Yoshi: *Yoshi noise*
Mario: I hate you three!
*Starts pounding against wall separating them*
*Princess Peach comes from Mario's side*
Peach: What's wrong Mario?
*Mario smiles*
Mario: Ha! See? I get the princess!
*Better version of Princess Peach comes from Wario, Yoshi, and Luigi's side*
All: Ha!
Mario: I hate my life.
4: *At the Fruit Cup captioning office*
Mario: Hmm... This picture has nothing funny at all.
Luigi: Well... Let's take a break, we've been working for hours on the captions.
Mario: Yeah, let's go get some coffee.
*They walk out of the office*
Luigi: So... What ever happened to that Cousin guy?
Mario: I fired him. He creeped me out. I'm thinking of maybe re-hiring him.
Luigi: Ah.
*Comic man comes*
Comic man: What the hell are you doing!? Get back to work slaves! Remember, you get ten lashes for every caption not won!
Mario and Luigi: I hate my life.
5: Mario: Wall jump!
*Hits the wall and dies.*
Luigi: Welcome to real life Mario.
6: *Mario walks down slide*
Luigi: Mario! How are you doing that? Normally you're supposed to slide!
Mario: I used to, but with my new cleats, anything is possible!

1.
Mario: NOOOOO! I drop my contact-a-lenza! My eye is melting!
Luigi: hey Mario! I found this contact-a-lenza!
Wario: That's mine greenboy!
Bowser: No darn it! It's mine!
*big fight*
Player: I'm redrawing this!
Mario: Mama-MiaAAAAARARGGH!!
2.
Bowser: BWAHAHAHA! With these new plans to the ! boxotron i can kill mario! Goombas! Build it!
*box is set up*
Mario: Whoa! A LIFE OR COINS IN THAT ! BOX! *hits it*
*bob-omb falls out*
Bowser: THATS THE ? BOX PLOT! DAARN!
3.
Mario: I really wan't to go on the good graphics side!
Bowser: BWAHAAH AGAIN! That is a mine field, ANOTHER TRAP!
Wario: THATS MY SIDE MUSHROOM BOY! *runs on good graphics side*
*BOOM*
Bowser: NOT AGAIN!!!
4.
Mario: Hooray now i can get Bowser! *jumps in pipe*
*gets eaten by pirahna plant*
GAME OVER
5.
Mario: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOO! *breath* *breath* NOOOOOO! *cough* NOOOOOOOO! NONONONONO!!!!!!!
Luigi: I will catch you!... wait! IM WEAK!
SPLAT!
6.
Player: Brapting glitch! IM NOT SLIDING!
Mario: For some reason i feel wieeeerard! GAME CARD VIRUS!
Player: AAAW poo...
*DS explodes*

Yippee! THX!
Next on my beat list- Bash Boy 32

1. Mario: You know, I liked it better when people just stretched my nose.

2. Bowser: Now I'll just place a bob-omb in here and when mario wants coins, ka-boom!
:Later:
Bowser: Hey, mario, there's a soda in this box, uh, your favorite.
Mario: What kind?
Bowser; Uh, your favorite kind. The kind that is your favorite.
Mario: Lemon lime! In that case, I want you to have it, friend.
Bowser: Really? Thanks! unches Open Box:
:KA-BOOM!:

3. Mario: Man, my lives are strange!

4. Mario: Cannonball!
: Dives Through Pipe, falls out other end:
Mario: Curse you, logic!

5. Mario: Not here again!

6. Mario: Meet my pet coins in the parade!

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mario: eeek my face is horrible now how should i get a date with princess peach
luigi: no problemo
*ereases mario and draws a mario face only uglier)
mario: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE my face horoble
luigi: oh i thought you said you wanted to not go out

2.
wario: ok to make the million doller block uh uh... help
mario: use your brains
wario i dont have any

3.
mario: ooh look at my greatest painting im even in it
luigi: bye-bye
mario: huh oh no NOOOOOOO
*Burns the painting*

4.
mario: ooh a sighn
*mario reads sighn*
mario: it says if you go in there your in for a surpise
wooo im going in *goes in and falls to an endless pit
bowser: hahahaha i neve knew that would work

5.
mario: im falling must reach parachute
luigi: oh come on you just 2 inches below the ground
mario: but im scared of heights

6.
mario:..........
mario:..........
mario:would you stop staring at me im trying to eat coins

Sorry for not posting in so long, but I was... away from neo for a while... but I'm back! oh, and that Mario & Sonic game looks awesome!

1. Mario:... ok, what 2 year old drew this?
Wario: HEY!

2. Bowser: I'm sick of Nintendo giving Mario ! boxes that help him! I'm gonna make one that hurts him!!!

*later*

Mario: *looks at box* Wow, Nintendo's really getting sloppy, huh? This thing looks like crap!

3. Mario: I liked the orginal better! Orignal, let me back in!!!!

Orignal: No, you betrayed me because you wanted to go to the cool "retextured" side!

Mario: But that was before I saw it!

Retexture: Hey! I heard that!

4. Mario: Oh, a pipe! *jumps in it*

Mario: Where am I?

Sonic: Who the heck are you?!

Mario: It's-a me, MARIO!

Sonic: Oh, I heard about you... So, you think you're better than me huh?!

Mario: No, I never said tha-

Sonic: It's on! We'll finish this at the olympics!

5. Mario: I belive I can fly!!!

Luigi: Mario, what are you doing?!

Mario: I'm listening to the song and beliveing I can fly!!.. Wait, I'm not flying! HELP!

6. Luigi: Mario, what are you doing?

Mario: Getting coins so that I can buy a Wii.

Luigi:... really? Nintendo gave me one for free...

Mario: WHAT?! I'm going to Nintendo directly to complain!

*At Nintendo HQ*

Mario: Why didn't I get a Wii?!

Nintendo:... oh, we're sorry to tell you this Mario, but..... You're fired!

Mario:......NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHY?!?!

Nintendo: fans like Luigi better... go figure...

#1:
Mario:Aaaugh!! My eye! This is unfair, when will it be Yoshi's turn?!

#2
Make you're own ! block!!! Step 1: attack flap #1 through socket #2. Step 2: attack ! piece #4 to the top flap. Step 3: attach flap 2 to flap 1 and ! mark 3. Step 4: Attach ! mark 3 to ! mark 4. Step 5: Attach ! mark 4 to bottom flap. Now you have your own ! block!!! Some assembly required.

#3
New game!!! Super Mario Bros. 64 DS Wii!!! With a great new retextured look! Way better than the original!

#4

#5
Mario: Every *bleep*ing time I make a wall jump! I can never see behind me and I always seem to fall off the cliff!! This never happens to Yoshi!
Yoshi: At least I don't know how to wall jump!
Mario: I can stop wall jumping any time I want!
Yoshi: How about right now?
Mario...... Next week is better....

#6
Mario: I see coins, I touch them, they fall into an infinitive number above my head. I feel a bit happy, then I think. "What is the point of these coins anyway?" Then I fell a bit of emptiness in my soul, later, I get a bunch more other coins that end up in the void over my head. I get enough to have 100. Then I get another life, another void above my head. I think the same thing about the lifes, then I feel more emptiness in my soul, I find pointlessness, then I decide to play another game.

man, i hope this thread doesn't die on me.

Anyways, for all of those keeping track on The Amazing Race, Like GB, eric/Danielle are marked for elimination (I hated to see Uchenna and Joyce go home) Charla and mirna are the most annoying- they're almost as bad as Joe/Bill.

Hi my FRIENDS!!! who won't smite me or burn me for being so late

I've been making vids for youtube, among other things.

Phan10, I think you'd be interested in them

Anyone who wants to see them go to

http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=GigaBowserNS

NOTE: Right now we have one person FOR the 10/10 thing and one person AGAINST it. To be fair, the AGAINSTS have it their way at the moment. I'll need more people FOR it before I'll DO it AGAIN.

#1, phan10: Mario: You know, I liked it better when people just stretched my nose.
#2, phan10: Bowser: Now I'll just place a bob-omb in here and when mario wants coins, ka-boom!
:Later:
Bowser: Hey, mario, there's a soda in this box, uh, your favorite.
Mario: What kind?
Bowser; Uh, your favorite kind. The kind that is your favorite.
Mario: Lemon lime! In that case, I want you to have it, friend.
Bowser: Really? Thanks! unches Open Box:
:KA-BOOM!:
#3, Comic Man: Mario: Damn! Why do I have to be in the crappy version!?
Luigi: Haha!
Wario: We're in the better version!
Yoshi: *Yoshi noise*
Mario: I hate you three!
*Starts pounding against wall separating them*
*Princess Peach comes from Mario's side*
Peach: What's wrong Mario?
*Mario smiles*
Mario: Ha! See? I get the princess!
*Better version of Princess Peach comes from Wario, Yoshi, and Luigi's side*
All: Ha!
Mario: I hate my life.
#4, gamerguy21: Mario: Oh, a pipe! *jumps in it*

Mario: Where am I?

Sonic: Who the heck are you?!

Mario: It's-a me, MARIO!

Sonic: Oh, I heard about you... So, you think you're better than me huh?!

Mario: No, I never said tha-

Sonic: It's on! We'll finish this at the olympics!
#5, Comic Man: Mario: Wall jump!
*Hits the wall and dies.*
Luigi: Welcome to real life Mario.
#6, sekai: Mario: I see coins, I touch them, they fall into an infinitive number above my head. I feel a bit happy, then I think. "What is the point of these coins anyway?" Then I fell a bit of emptiness in my soul, later, I get a bunch more other coins that end up in the void over my head. I get enough to have 100. Then I get another life, another void above my head. I think the same thing about the lifes, then I feel more emptiness in my soul, I find pointlessness, then I decide to play another game.

Overall Results:
Comic Man (151 pts.)
Takgirl2 (74 pts.)
shadow993 (70 Pts.)
Glitzville (50 Pts.)
Chris337 (43 pts.)
gamerguy21 (36 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
phan10 (30 pts.)
Gameguy637 (21 pts.)
Tainted (18 pts.)
sekai (12 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (7 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
birdflyermike (6 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
luigi421 (3 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

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NOTE: I've updated one of the rules on the front page. Please read it.

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Right now we have one person FOR the 10/10 thing and one person AGAINST it. To be fair, the AGAINSTS have it their way at the moment. I'll need more people FOR it before I'll DO it AGAIN.

1.Wait, Bowsers a Girl?

2.There's-a star in that lake, but i can't-a swim-a.

3. BIG BOMB-OMBS
Serving Flaming Burgers.

4.It's-a worse than death, it's-a video game!

5.Ow, my butt.

6.Ow, my other butt.