1: *Peach walks out of the castle doors*
Peach: Finally! I got away from Bowser! With no help from Mario!
Mario: I was busy.
Peach: What the heck!? What's with the castle!?
Mario: I repainted it.
Peach: Repainted it!? Were you high when you painted it or something!?
Mario: ... Maybe...
2: Mario: were is castle???
Luigi: lol nub.
3: *At the Fruit Cup Captioning Office*
Mario: How are we gonna make a caption of this?
*Giga Bowser walks in*
Luigi: Yeah, I know, the judge of this contest is such a moron.
Mario: Seriously.
Giga Bowser: ...
Mario: What do you want Giga Bowser? We're busy!
Giga Bowser: Wario wants to schedule a meeting.
Mario: Take care of it yourself.
Giga Bowser: Okay.
*Leaves office*
Mario: So, the rumor is you re-hired that guy named "Cousin."
Luigi: I'm thinking about it. I'm not really sure I'll re-hire him after that chainsaw incident.
Mario: Well, let's get back to that caption contest.
Luigi: Hey! We were banned from the contest for 3 rounds!
Mario: We were!? Why!?
Luigi: It says "for disrespecting the judge."
Mario: Disrespecting the judge? We never did that.
Luigi: It's like he's spying on us or something.
4: Warning: Playing this game too much can result in dying skin, long nails, broken DS screens, and actually using the touch screen to play.
5: Mario: Woohoo! After a day of getting stars outside in the sun, it's really good to cool off and slide on ice!
Luigi: Actually, with how fast you're going, the friction will make you burn.
Mario: Oh my God! How can this get any worse!?
*Falls forward and starts sliding on his face*
Mario: OW!!! THE PAIN!!!
6: Mario: Wee! This ice slide is awesome!
Luigi: You know, the friction-
Mario: Luigi, shut it, we can't use the same joke twice. We need a new joke.
*Giant snake comes from inside the tunnel and eats Mario*

1. Mario: I let yoshi and his friends have a birthday party here, just once, and...

2. Ever since Mario watched "Attack of the invisible people"- no wonder it was such a box office bomb.

3. Ford Modeling Agency's really gone downhill.

4. :Camera rolls up to see Mario's hand holding the game:
Mario: Now to make him jump into the moat, and i'll have payback for his party antics.

5. :Mario Crashes into shortcut wall:
Mario: See, Luigi, I told you making this a REALITY TV Show was stupid.

6. Mario: Dizzy world, here I come.

quote Giga Bowser

Also, some captioners have used running gags in their captions. Once a running gag is established, no player may copy it. (eg. Comic Man's "Fruit Cup Captioning Office" and shadow993's "Logic Weight")

phan10, it does have "eg." which means "example." He's not gonna name every running gag ever made there.

1.
mario: im dreaming again arent i
luigi: no
mario: alright cause look at all the free cake
luigi: sigh

2.
mario: aahhh a nice day at the park
suddenly out of nowhere a fish eats mario
(sorry ran out of ideas)

3.
KING bom omb: i am king bom-omb lord of kaboom everywhere
mario: your line is on fire
king bom omb: oh sh-KABOOM

4.
yoshi: look at the castle so cool and zzzzzzz
(ran outa ideas too)

5.&6.
cant think of anything sorry

Hey y'all! Looks like it's another 4 caption round. How sad.5 Captions! Apparantly, my comp's slow or something. A second ago there was only 4.... Well, we officially have a second person FOR the /10 method. Looks like it will continue.

Now, my Cousin won't always be here, he lives far away from me. Mostly it will just be me giving scores.

...

But not this time!! Re-Introducing: (Drumroll) COUSIN!!!!

Cousin: Hey! What's up?

Shall we get started? GB: My vote...C: Cousin's vote

#1
Gamerguy21 - GB: 8/10 C: 6/10
Molta Mario 64 - GB: 3/10 C: 3/10
Ignored: Comic Man, no quoting the use of drugs.
Phan10 - GB: 7/10 C: 5/10
luigi421 - GB: 1/10 C: 1/10

#2
Gamerguy21 - GB: 9/10 C: 7/10
Molta Mario 64 - GB: 1/10 C: 0/10
Comic Man - GB: 9/10 C: 9/10
Phan10 - GB: 0/10 C: 0/10 (I think you made a typo...)
luigi421 - GB: 2/10 C: 1/10

#3
Gamerguy21 - GB: 8/10 C: 5/10
Molta Mario 64 - GB: 1/10 C: 2/10
Comic Man - GB: 9/10 C: 4/10
Phan10 - GB: 1/10 C: 0/10 ?
luigi421 - GB: 3/10 C: 2/10

#4
Gamerguy21 - GB: 7/10 C: 9/10
Molta Mario 64 - GB: 1/10 C: 1/10
Comic Man - GB: 7/10 C: 7/10
Phan10 - GB: 6/10 C: 3/10
luigi421 - GB: 0/10 C: 0/10

#5
Gamerguy21 - GB: 6/10 C: 5/10
Molta Mario 64 - GB: 3/10 C: 0/10
Comic Man - GB: 8/10 C: 7/10
Phan10 - GB: 2/10 C: 1/10
luigi421 - N/A

#6
Gamerguy21 - GB: 7/10 C: 5/10
Molta Mario 64 - GB: 10/10 C: 10/10
Comic Man - GB: 9/10 C: 7/10
Phan10 - GB: 5/10 C: 3/10
luigi421 - N/A

Overall Results:
Comic Man (154 pts.) Looks like silver isn't working. Got any preferance for a new color?
Takgirl2 (74 pts.)
shadow993 (70 Pts.)
Glitzville (50 Pts.) (Gone?)
Chris337 (43 pts.)
gamerguy21 (39 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
phan10 (30 pts.)
Gameguy637 (21 pts.)
Tainted (18 pts.)
sekai (12 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (7 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
birdflyermike (6 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
luigi421 (3 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
Molta Mario 64 (1 pt.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

BAAAAAMMMMM!!!!


Bowser: Bwahahahahaha! Fire breath sure does come in handy! (Cough Cough) Although it does leave a horrible dry throat.......Anyway, Mwahahahaha! I've just sabotaged the game! Hahaha! For the following pictures, it may seem obvious what you should caption about, HOWEVER, certain things...will be illegal to caption about! Bwahahaha!

GB: Oh no! Now certain things can't be captioned on in this special round. I'm temporarily going back to the old method for this round. Good luck!

1.
RESTRICTION: No captioning about 'Shop4USB'
2.
RESTRICTION: No captioning about the baby penguin
3.
RESTRICTION: No Captioning about whatever character is in the middle
4.
RESTRICTION: No captioning about...Waluigi!!
5.
RESTRICTION: No captioning about the fact that Mario's in a tunnel
6.
RESTRICTION: No captioning about the big hole in the wall.

Bowser: ANY references to these items will render your caption...IGNORED!!
BWahahahahahaha!

1. Wario: Ha ha! die, Mario!

Mario: Ugh, stop it!

Luigi: Aw, crap, I tripped on a rock!

Yoshi: Uh... Hey, guys, where are we going anyway?

Mario, Luigi, and Wario:...

2. Big Penguin: Oh, no, Mario! The snow is melting! IT'S GOLBAL WARMING!

Mario: NNNNOOOO!!! *starts panicing and running arond like an idiot then runs right off the course*

Big Penguin: idiot...

3.Mario: Aw, come on ,Luigi, we're rich! Can't we buy a big screen TV?

Luigi: Uh, yeah, about being rich... *shows Mario about 1,000,000 Luigi dolls*

Mario: ... oh no you didn't..... please tell me you didn't...

4. Peach: Mario, help! The toilet's overflowed again!

Mario: You kept trying to flush it after it clogged, didn't you?

Peach: ...yes...

Mario: <.<;

5. Mario: AH! Luigi, help! My hand got stuck in the wall!

Luigi: Mario, you idiot! I told you there's no secret coins in the walls!

6. Mario: This new cabin I bought is awesome!... Wait, where's the power outlet?

Luigi: There isn't one...

Mario: Darn it! How am I supposed to live?!

Luigi: You really should have thought of that before you bought the cabin...

This message was edited by gamerguy21 on May 12 2007.

1. Wario: Move, i want that cake.

2. Mario: Oh my God, the graphics are rubbish, NINTENDO, i don't deserve it!

3. And so it's back, from outer space...

4. Welcome to Alantis castle, your next stop, heaven, or hell.

5. Mario: This is the last time i use a warp pipe!

6. Mario: I've won.
Penguin: Cheat, no star for you.
Mario: I'll jump off here and squash you, die silly fool, I missed! Lets-a *beep*. *Death Music*.

(P.S. *beep* was self done, i never swear)

1: Mario: So.... This is our box art?
Luigi: Yup.
Mario: And we're just supposed to stay like this?
Luigi: Yup.
Mario: ... This is boring. I'm getting out of here.
*Climbs out of box*
Jeremy (Just some kid.): Yeep! Mom! Mario just climbed out of the game box!
Mom: Now, Jeremy, do we have to take you back to therapy?
2: Mario: Phew. I'm out of lives. At least I'm safe here.
*Mother penguin's head opens up and lasers come out of them and start shooting at Mario*
Mario: My life sucks.
3: Luigi: So...
Mario: Hmm...
Wario: Nice day we're having.
Mario: ... Yeah...
4: Peach: Why does it look so blue outside?
Mario: No Peach! Don't open the door!
Peach: What did you do!?
Mario: It was George Bush, I swear.
5: *Mario's cell phone rings*
*Mario answers*
Mario: This is a bad time.
Luigi: Why? Is Bowser trying to kill you?
Mario: Worse... Caption restrictions!
Luigi: O=
6: Mario: Hmm... I wonder what's hidden in that eternal darkness over there. Everlasting money? A demon? A new playable character?
*Monkey jumps out and attacks Mario*

1> Must... Resist... urge... to caption... about... shop4usb...

2. (P.S. form Mr. 10: I could do all the captions like this, you're lucky I didn't)
Mario: Here you go, one penguin-shaped box, from MPS, the Maroon Penguin-shaped-box Service.

3. Dear Bowser,
I cannot caption about the middle character, for I cannot see the picture.
How's Junior? Hope your throat gets better soon!
Your Friend,
Phan10

4. :Waluigi Turns Around.
Luigi in Waluigi Clothes: Fooled you!
:Whole world groans:

5. Mario: Maybe I spent too much time At Big Boo's...

6. Must... not ./.. caption.. about ... Code Lyoko,(If the show failed, so will the caption.)

Great. My Omen, the candidate from the know-nothing party.
I'm just kidding with a pal.. but then again, he probably won't know what it means.

TAR News- Eric/Danielle win. (I know, I'm sad, too.)
Dustin/Kandice come in a close second.

Looks like we're-a waitin' again...

Maybe you should just lower the requirement of post to 4. I mean Comic Man, Molta Mario 64, phan10, and I (and you, GB) are the only ones that actualy post here anymore...

Comic Man:

quote Giga Bowser

Looks like silver isn't working. Got any preferance for a new color?

quote

GLITZVILLE!!! Glitzville recently logged in. I saw it on the profile page. May 30th. So, I asked Glitzville to come back!

Eh, ill go anyway...

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#1, Comic Man: Mario: So.... This is our box art?
Luigi: Yup.
Mario: And we're just supposed to stay like this?
Luigi: Yup.
Mario: ... This is boring. I'm getting out of here.
*Climbs out of box*
Jeremy (Just some kid.): Yeep! Mom! Mario just climbed out of the game box!
Mom: Now, Jeremy, do we have to take you back to therapy?
#2, phan10: Mario: Here you go, one penguin-shaped box, from MPS, the Maroon Penguin-shaped-box Service.(You're lucky this counts)
#3, gamerguy21: Mario: Aw, come on ,Luigi, we're rich! Can't we buy a big screen TV?
Luigi: Uh, yeah, about being rich... *shows Mario about 1,000,000 Luigi dolls*
Mario: ... oh no you didn't..... please tell me you didn't...
#4, Comic Man: Peach: Why does it look so blue outside?
Mario: No Peach! Don't open the door!
Peach: What did you do!?
Mario: It was George Bush, I swear.
#5, gamerguy21: Mario: AH! Luigi, help! My hand got stuck in the wall!
Luigi: Mario, you idiot! I told you there's no secret coins in the walls!
#6, Comic Man: Mario: Hmm... I wonder what's hidden in that eternal darkness over there. Everlasting money? A demon? A new playable character?
*Monkey jumps out and attacks Mario*

Overall Results:
Comic Man (157 pts.)
Takgirl2 (74 pts.)
shadow993 (70 Pts.)
Glitzville (50 Pts.)
Chris337 (43 pts.)
gamerguy21 (41 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
phan10 (31 pts.)
Gameguy637 (21 pts.)
Tainted (18 pts.)
sekai (12 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (7 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
birdflyermike (6 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
luigi421 (3 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
Molta Mario 64 (1 pt.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

Pictures:
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You know what I have completely forgotten about? Caption Number 7! You know, the one where I start a caption and you finish it in a funny way? Yeah...

7. Mario: Er...Luigi? Why is there a chain chomp in the house?
Luigi: Duh, you idiot! ...

1. Mario: Yeah, yeah, that's great. Now let's go! *jumps on Yoshi's back*

Yoshi: Darn it... I knew I should have hid somewhere better...

2. Mario: Oh, look, a pipe! *jumps in*

Luigi: No, Mario, wait! That's a-

Mario: *get's shot out* WWWWWHHHHOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Luigi: cannon...

3. Mario: Ha ha!! Whoo-hoo!!!!

Yoshi: sorry Wario, I can't catch him...

Wario: Grr.... MARIO, GIMME BACK MY WALLLET!!!!!!

4. Bowser: Ok, time for our inventory check...

Mario: *hiding* he he, this will be the best trick ever! *lights a bomb-omb's fuse then quickly runs away*

5. Mario: Oh, look, a box! *Tries to hit the box* OH CRAP, MY HAND!!!!!

6. Mario: Hmm... choices... *50 hours later* I still can't decide... *20 more hours later* This is the hardest question ever... *10 MORE hours later* Can I phone a friend?

Luigi: Just chose save and continue!

Mario: Wow! You must be the smartest person ever!

7. Mario: Er...Luigi? Why is there a chain chomp in the house?

Luigi: Duh, you idiot! You promised to take care of him for one of the citizens in Toad Town.

Mario: Oh, yeah. He promised me 100 coins. Well, time to take care of this thing. *tries to pet it*

cain chomp: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!

Mario: MAKE IT SHUT UP!!!!!

quote Giga Bowser

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