Come on! Where is everybody?

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Mario: You know how the floor feels as if it shifts when your dizzy?
Audience: Yes.....
Mario: Well this is what it's like in reality!
Audiendce: Oooooh, aaaaah.

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Purple Bomb-Omb: Bet you $20 that you can't fly over here and explode me!
Mario: Yo on!
~Mario pretends to fly and land on a platform, does a somersault, and throws a Bomb-Omb at the Purple Bomb-Omb once he lands~
Mario: Told ya!
~The Purple Bomb-Omb explodes, and money flys every where~
Mario: Woo-hoo!
~The Purple Bomb-Omb falls down to the ground again~
Purple Bomb-Omb: CHEATER-CRAP, HOW AM I GOING TO PAY HIM! Mario look, Luigi!
Mario: I don't wanna look at Luigi, he's ugly!
Purple Bomb-Omb: Uhh, look, a Soda Machine!
Mario: Now that grabs my attenion!
~Mario looks and the Purple Bomb-Omb runs away~
Mario: It ain't ova yet Bomber!

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Mario: I'm starting to think this pole never ends.....
Zap 1: Jusssssst follow the pole to the top.
Zap 2: It'sssssss really easy once you get past the clouds.
Mario: Then wouldn't I be in heaven?
Zap 1: No, you'll find a sssssstar.
Zap 2: Yessssss, a star.
Mario: Sssssure.
~Mario throws a bomb-omb at them and they run away~
Mario: Those silly gooses!

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Mario: That purple bomb-omb owes me a total of $50 now since he said I couldn't float.

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Mario: Keep balance, Keep balance, Keep balance, Keep balance, Keep balance, TURN!
~Mario somehow survives the turn~
Mario: This caption follows into the next picture.....
Mario: Wait, why am I saying this again?

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Mario: I made it to the top, I made it to the top...
~Mario's shell gets stuck in the ground and Mario goes flying~
Mario: That purple bomb-omb owes me a total of $90 now, he said I couldn't fly again.
Mario: He also said when I speak I couldn't use colorful words.....

#1, Glitzville: Mario: Ha, Luigi said I'd die if I'd try to walk on this thing. Tch. The n00b.
*Mario starts walking on the thing*
Mario: *Waits*
*Nothing happens*
Mario: Ha! Too bad, Luigi!
Luigi: I never said you'd die right away.
Mario: True.
*Mario waits*
Mario: .......and now?
Luigi: Err, be right back. Keep waiting!
*Somewhere else*
Luigi: Wario! What're you still doing here?
Wario: Dunno.
Luigi: You're supposed to kill Mario by now!
Wario: How?
Luigi: Flatten him.
Wario: K.
*Back at Mario*
*Wario flattens Mario*
Luigi: Told ya!

#2, Glitzville: Purple Thing: Hello. I forgot my name.
Mario: Do you even have a name?
Purple Thing: I forgot.
Mario: What? Now who forgets his name?!
Purple Thing: I'm a girl...
Mario: ...at least you aren't confused about your gender...
Purple Thing: Or ain't I?
Mario: ...did you loose your memory?
Purple Thing: No. I'm just dumb.
Mario: K.

#3, phan10: Well, good thing they can't get closer to me.
:Zaps get closer and kill him:
Mario's ghost; How- how'd you do that!
Zap: Aaaah! A ghost! :all zaps run:
Mario's ghost: Ghost? Where? Aaaaah!

#4, phan10: Mario: To pick up the bob-omb and die, or not pick it up and live... I'll pick it up and die.
Player: OH NO YOU DON'T! :runs for mario and gets killed by bomb:
Mario: Hey, I wanted to do that.

#5, Glitzville: Mario didn't feel like living anymore, so he killed a koopa, took his shell, jumped on it, flew to the top of the highest mountain and jumped off it.
Mario: I didn't jump off it.
Glitzville: I don't care.
Mario: I love my life!
Glitzville: I don't care.
Mario: I didn't kill the koopa!
Glitzville: I don't... Yes you did!
Mario: I DID NOT!
Glitzville: Don't you dare lying to me, Mario Mario!
Mario: I don't have a surname!
Glitzville: I don't care.

#6, Comic Man: Koopa: Can I come out now?
Mario: Not until you give me back my hat!
Koopa: It's on your head!
Mario: Don't try your mind tricks on me! I saw you take it!
Koopa: But I gave it back!
Mario: Oh yeah, you did, didn't you? Ah well.
*keeps sliding around*

Overall Results:
Comic Man (110 pts.)Takgirl2 (56 pts.)
shadow993 (54 pts.)
Chris337 (43 pts.)
Glitzville (38 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
GameGuy637 (18 pts.)
Tainted (17 pts.)
phan10 (14 pts.)
sekai (11 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
birdflyermike (6 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (2 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)


Bowser: Bwa Ha Ha! You landed on the bowser space...
GB: Let's not go through this again...
Bowser: Right...Ahem! The next round will be a Bowser round! BWA HA HA HA............*cough cough*
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Sorry about the long wait. The first update after the 23rd will be a bonus round symbolizing the start of summer break

#1. Mario: Now tell me, Bowser, why is your floor green?
Bowser: D00ds bak at teh hauspaint-thingy tawld meh it woold l00k lyke lava bot thei panted it gr33n!
Mario: Green lava?
Hauspaint-thingy D00d 1: Lolz it was lyke a mistak.
Hauspaint-thingy D00d 2: It wos his foolt! Loelz!
Hauspaint-thingy D00d 1: stfu u i dint doo n eting lolz

#2. *Mario pulls Bowser's tail*
Bowser: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?
Mario: Pullin' your tail, doh.
Luigi: May I ask why, Mario?
Mario: Bored.
Luigi: So you simply pull Bowser's tail, just due to some boredom?
Mario: Yep.
Luigi: That's no reason to pull a poor dragon's tail!
Mario: ...and since when is Bowser a dragon?
Luigi: Well... Eh... He breaths fire!
Mario: AND who said dragons breath fire?
Luigi: ...just don't pull his tail, okay?

#3. Mario: Bowser!
Bowser: Mario!
Mario: How can I defeat you!
Bowser: I have no idea!
Mario: Then I'll just pull your tail (again) and throw you towards that spiky bomb!
Bowser: That would make me go ouch!
Mario: I know!

#4. Mario: Bowser, did you just ate that part of the giant slimy pizza we're walking on?
Bowser: I DID NOT
Mario: Then how come your weight has granted, so you would create white waves on the green pizza when you fall on it?
Bowser: It's because I'm pregnant, and the baby ate the part of the giant slimy pizza we're walking on.

#5. Glitzville: Small image = Small caption!
Mario: The other captions sucked. This is the only image you could possibly type a good caption for.
Glitzville: I'd say, that's to be taken as an insult!
Mario: What're you expecting me to do? Apologise?
Glitzville: Why, yes!
Mario: Ha! I will never apologise! In fact, I'm gonna act annoying for so long, this'll be the longest caption EVER!
Glitzville: I'd like to see you try. I'll get some popcorn!
*At the popcorn stand that's on Bowser's battlefield for no apparant reason*
Glitzville: I'd like one small, two medium, three large and fourteen extra large!
Popcorn stand-person: Heeere you go. That'll be 500 rupees.
Glitzville: Rupees? Isn't this the Mushroom Kingdom?
Popcorn stand-person: Yes, but Hyrule has the coolest stuff, so I want to go shop there!
Luigi: Isn't shopping more like a girl thing?
Popcorn stand-person: Nope.
Luigi: That sucks.
Glitzville: Is this the biggest caption ever yet?
Wario: I don't think it is.
Glitzville: Oh. Well, popcorn stand-person, could you tell us about your life?
Popcorn stand-person: Sure. It started when my parents...
*five hours later*
Popcorn stand-person: ...and then I told Glitzville, Wario, Luigi and Mario about my life.
Glitzville: Interesting, I guess.
Mario: Look! The biggest caption ever!
Glitzville: Small image = Big caption!

#6. Mario: You're expecting me to put THAT key in my pocket?

1. Mario: He'll chase me, and I'll run him off the edge!
:Mario runs off the edge, Bowser watchges:
Bowser: Poor, dummieheader

2. Mario: Two words of advice- Clip your toenails.

3. Mario: I'm learning my shapes!
Bowser: Ever been to nursery school?
Mario: No.
Bowser: ?

4.Mario: Oh, look. A soinc wave that can kill me. Oh, man.

I'll finish later. Running short of time.

Maybe we should advertize the caption contest in our banners and post around neoseeker. that'll bring it back.

1: Bowser: Mwahahaha! Welcome to my fortress!
Mario: Hey, I like the marble floor, it's nice.
Bowser: You really think so? I've been thinking of changing it to red to make it look more evilish.
Mario: Naw, that'll only attract attention, it's fine how it is, that is, unless you get the dark red marble.
Bowser: Do they sell those?
Director: Can we get back to the game please?
*Bowser and Mario pause, looking at eachother.*
Director: Hello?
*Mario and Bowser attack the director*
Director: Wait! Not me!
2: Mario: Hello? Bowser?
*Mario finds a note*
Note: Dear Mario, I'm calling in sick today, fight with my styrophome statue. -Bowser
3: Mario: ... Huh??? Lakitu! Zoom in! I can't see a dang thing!
4: I survived Bowser and all I got was this caption.
5: Spicy hot cheetoes snacks!
6: Mario: Is this all I came here for? Dangit. I wanted cookies.

1.Mario: he he... i bet with this vanishish cap, Bowser can't see me!
Bowser: I see you!
Mario: WHAT!?! but how!?!?!? *puts hand in pocet, and fells a vanish cap* Mama-meia! I can't belive I forgot to put it on! *runs away*

2. Bowser: are you sure that pulling off my tail will make me look better?
Mario: of course I am! *pulls Bowser's tail*
Bowser: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!

3.Mario: wow, Bowser, you need to lose weight, you made a giant piece of the floor fall off!
Bowser: shut up! *falls off the course by standing on the falling piece of foor* AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Mario: HA HA! Idiot!

4.Mario: Wow, Bowser, nice electric shoes!... but they make electric waves come out of your feet, and that could harm people!
Bowser: That's the whole idea...
Mario: oooooohhhhhh...... MAMA-MEAIA! *runs away*

5.Bowser: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! HOT HOT HHHOOOOTTT!!!!
Mario: Ha! What a wimp! he can't even eat a hot fry without blowing fire! *eats a hot fry* MAMA-MEAIA!!! These are alot HOTTER that i rember! *looks at bag* hey, look at this, it says, "now alot hotter!"
Bowser: moron...
Mario: shut up...

6.??? (for some reason, all that comes up is a little red X)

EDIT: i read some other peoples captions for #6, and it sounds like it is a picture of when u beat bowser, and a key comes, so here's my caption:
6: Hey, that looks like the key to my house! I knew bowser must have stolen it!

This message was edited by gamerguy21 on Jun 16 2006.

hello all! i took a break from neo, but i am back, so here come my lame captions... whoa, i am towards the top of the list of scores... that's odd...

1. Mario *stomping on the ground and whining*: I wanna key! I want one i want one i want one!!!
Bowser: i am sorry honey, but i can't promise you one right now. you are going to have to hit me with those spikey bombs before i will give you it *chuckles at the joke*
Mario *hits bowser on bombs*
Bowser:*in a daze* here... is... you...your key... honey...
Mario: and stop calling me honey!!! *pounces on bowser's stomach.

2. When Mario realized he was stuck on this platform without his rowing machine, he became desparate.

3.Bowser: dang, when they said large pizza, they meant large!!!

4.Mario and Bowser decided to make crop circles in an attempt to win Peache's heart...

5. Mario: wow, that was some good eatin my friend.
Bowser: i don't feel so good *spits fire on Mario*
Mario: did you have to eat the extra spicy bean burrito?
Bowser: sorry

6. Mario: so, uhh... i was just wondering, you know, if you weren't doing anything tonight, maybe you wanted to uhh... go out with me?
Key:actually, i just put a load in the wash, and my sons need picked up from locking practice... maybe next time?


shut up... i know they suck... but it's my forst round of captions in awhile...

#1, phan10: Mario: He'll chase me, and I'll run him off the edge!
:Mario runs off the edge, Bowser watchges:
Bowser: Poor, dummieheader

#2, Comic Man: Mario: Hello? Bowser?
*Mario finds a note*
Note: Dear Mario, I'm calling in sick today, fight with my styrophome statue. -Bowser

#3, Tainted: Bowser: dang, when they said large pizza, they meant large!!!

#4, Comic Man: I survived Bowser and all I got was this caption.

#5, gamerguy21: Bowser: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! HOT HOT HHHOOOOTTT!!!!
Mario: Ha! What a wimp! he can't even eat a hot fry without blowing fire! *eats a hot fry* MAMA-MEAIA!!! These are alot HOTTER that i rember! *looks at bag* hey, look at this, it says, "now alot hotter!"
Bowser: moron...
Mario: shut up...

#6, Glitzville: Mario: You're expecting me to put THAT key in my pocket?

Overall Results:
Comic Man (112 pts.)
Takgirl2 (56 pts.)
shadow993 (54 pts.)
Chris337 (43 pts.)
Glitzville (39 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
Tainted (18 pts.)
GameGuy637 (18 pts.)
phan10 (15 pts.)
sekai (11 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
birdflyermike (6 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (2 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
Gamerguy21 (1 pt.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

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yay!!!! I got a point!!!

1.Mario: Give me back my star, you theif!
Klepto: NEVER!!!!!!
Mario: never mind, there's a star over there, I'll just take that one!
Klepto: fine, but you need all of these sliver stars to get a yellow star
Mario: what's the difference?
Klepto: Sliver stars arn't worth anything!
Mario: DARN!

2. Mario: hhhhmmmm..... should I choose the coin or the star???...

3. Mario: darn! I got my head stuck in the wall!
*Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi adventually find him*
Wario: Mario, GET DOWN! We need you to help us the the power stars!
Mario: I CAN'T!!!!! HELP!!!
Luigi: Well I don't see how we can help... Let's go have a party!
*Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi go have a party at Luigi's house*
Author: since no one is collecting the power stars now, Mario stayed stuck in the wall, Peach stayed captured, Bowser got really bored, and Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi lived happily ever after!

4.Mario: I love this new indoor pool Peach got!!... but why are there fishes in here?

5.Mario: GREAT! JUST GREAT! I spent a month climbing this mountain, just to find that THERE'S NOTHING UP HERE!!!

6.Mario: Koopa sufing's fun! but i'm not so sure it's safe to koopa surf on a floating island.... oh well!

1: Mario: Dangit! I only have one silver star to get the gold star and this drunk bird has it!
Yoshi: Uh, Mario, there's another one on that island over there-
Mario: Quiet! I need to concentrate!
Yoshi: Sigh...
2: Luigi: Mario! Don't grab that star! It'll explode!
Mario: But it's SOOOO shiny!!! I must get it!
Luigi: Sigh...
3: Wario: Mario! Don't backflip! You'll kill yourself!
Mario: Watch me!
Wario: Sigh...
4: Mario: Hey! My health is going down! How's someone supposed to get air around here?
Chuck Norris: The coins will heal your lives.
Mario: That sounds stupid, it can't be true.
Chuck Norris: Sigh...
5: Mario: Hey! Where's the Bob-omb king?!
Luigi: You killed him already.
Mario: Then where's the star!?
Luigi: Uh.... Er....
*Luigi runs away*
6: Mario: What the heck!? What's wdell.com?!
Pink Bob-omb: Well, we were running low on cash, so now Bob-omb battlefield is up for advertizement space.

#1. Mario: What kind of bird are you?
Bird: I'm a Bird Bird.
Mario: I don't know that!
Bird: Then grab your Birdodex*!
Birdodex: Bird Birds are ugly.
Mario: I knew it!
(* = Reference to Pokédex)

#2. Mario: Oooh lookey, I'm in water.
Coin: Ha. Too bad you can't float, like I can *evil laughter*
Mario: No.
Coin: No what?
Mario: No No.
Star: No No No No.
Mario: No No No No.
Star: No No there's no limit.
Coin: Wait, what?

#3. Luigi: Mario! Did you get yourself stuck in the wall agaaaain?
Mario: No!
Luigi: Then whatcha doin' in thar?
Mario: I... I missed the hole I'd never fit in!
Luigi: How unspicalitious.
Mario: Unspica- what?
Luigi: 'tis not really a word, y'know.
Mario: What does it mean?
Luigi: I said 'tis not a word, so it can't 'ave a meanin', y'know?
Mario: Why're you talking in cowboy languange?
Luigi: 'Cause I smell funky, y'know.

#4. Wario: Luiiigi!
Luigi: Yar?
Wario: Where's Mario?
Luigi: He thought he was a cat, so he tried to drown himself in a giant aquarium.
Wario: Why'd he do that?
Luigi: Cats have 9 lives, ey?
Wario: That's nonsense. All living creatures have no more than 1 life, like it or not.
Luigi: Oh.
Wario: So whatcha mean with "tried to" drown himself?
Luigi: He got eaten by a fish instead.

#5. *Mario almost falls off the mountain*
Mario: Phew. That was a close one. Aaaanyway, I ran so fast that I almost fell off this mountain.
Mario's Alter Ego: Now why'd you run so fast?
Mario: Koopa the Quick challenged me agai- AAAAAAAAAAH
Koopa the Quick: Woops. I ran so fast that I pushed Mario off this mountain, which should probably have killed him now. Oh well, still got second.
Koopa the Quick's Alter Ego: Why, was there a third one?
Koopa the Quick: Yeah, Wario challenged us agai- AAAAAAH
Wario: Woops. I ran so fast that I...
Wario's Alter Ego: Just... Get outta the way.
*Wario gets out of the way*
*Luigi runs so fast that he falls off the mountain*
Wario: *Giggle*

#6. Mario: Oh, look! wdell! I wonder what that is!
*Mario clicks link*
Mario: Ewww gross! Pooorn site!

1. Sign: If you get this star, there's something wrong with you.
:Mario gets star:
Sign: There's no hope for you, Is there?

2. Sign: Ig you get this star.. oh, forget it.

3.Mario: This is sure to tick of the Glitch Genie.

4.Mario: I'm falling in water. How sad...

5. Cameraman: Here I am, on my daily parachute, and I actually brought my parachute.
:Luigi falls through sky w/out parachute.

6. Mario: here I come box!
:Misses box, falls off:
Mario: This is what I get for buying it from a pawn shop.

haha... yeah, i thought that was my funniest caption...

1.Star: Help me! the bird is taking me!!!
Mario: i'll save you! ooo, another star... looks like your outta luck bubba.
*goes and gets other star*

2.Mario: After years of research, i finally became a mermaid!

3.Mario: aww crap, what will i tell mrs. mario? i was headed towards the light at the end of the tunnel, and missed? that won't go over well...

4. Those bubbles didn't come from his mouth...

5.After years as a video game star, Mario settled down as a shell rider in rodeos across the mushroom kingdom.

6. Along with his shell riding contract, he also got a nice endorsement deal with wdell.com

Hooray! School's out for summer!

Welcome to the bonus round, you've done this before!

#1, Comic, Man: Mario: Dangit! I only have one silver star to get the gold star and this drunk bird has it!
Yoshi: Uh, Mario, there's another one on that island over there-
Mario: Quiet! I need to concentrate!
Yoshi: Sigh...

#2, Glitzville: Mario: Oooh lookey, I'm in water.
Coin: Ha. Too bad you can't float, like I can *evil laughter*
Mario: No.
Coin: No what?
Mario: No No.
Star: No No No No.
Mario: No No No No.
Star: No No there's no limit.
Coin: Wait, what?

#3, gamerguy21: Mario: darn! I got my head stuck in the wall!
*Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi adventually find him*
Wario: Mario, GET DOWN! We need you to help us the the power stars!
Mario: I CAN'T!!!!! HELP!!!
Luigi: Well I don't see how we can help... Let's go have a party!
*Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi go have a party at Luigi's house*
Author: since no one is collecting the power stars now, Mario stayed stuck in the wall, Peach stayed captured, Bowser got really bored, and Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi lived happily ever after!

#4, Glitzville: Wario: Luiiigi!
Luigi: Yar?
Wario: Where's Mario?
Luigi: He thought he was a cat, so he tried to drown himself in a giant aquarium.
Wario: Why'd he do that?
Luigi: Cats have 9 lives, ey?
Wario: That's nonsense. All living creatures have no more than 1 life, like it or not.
Luigi: Oh.
Wario: So whatcha mean with "tried to" drown himself?
Luigi: He got eaten by a fish instead.

#5, Comic Man: Mario: Hey! Where's the Bob-omb king?!
Luigi: You killed him already.
Mario: Then where's the star!?
Luigi: Uh.... Er....
*Luigi runs away*

#6, Comic Man: Mario: What the heck!? What's wdell.com?!
Pink Bob-omb: Well, we were running low on cash, so now Bob-omb battlefield is up for advertizement space.

Overall Results:
Comic Man (115 pts.)
Takgirl2 (56 pts.)
shadow993 (54 pts.)
Chris337 (43 pts.)
Glitzville (41 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
Tainted (18 pts.)
GameGuy637 (18 pts.)
phan10 (15 pts.)
sekai (11 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
birdflyermike (6 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Gamerguy21 (2 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (2 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

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BONUS MOVIE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFAHJyXvz_I

HAVE FUN!!!!