Nail us harder? Just 'cause we say "the H word?" Unless you're like 7 years old, you should be allowed to hear that word. Even my mom didn't let me play M rated games until I turned 15, and she only lets me buy a small amount. But even at that, she wouldn't go crazy over the internet. Try talking to her about it.

quote Giga Bowser

Yes, but I said "for Caption #7", not "for DOING Caption Number 7". Basicly what I meant was, if I hadn't forgotten to do #7, Comic Man would've won.

1. Mario: Luigi, help! Bowser has turned me into a pumpkin!
Luigi: GAHH!!!1 A talking pumpkin!!! DIE!!!! Mario: Luigi, Wai-!
*SPLAT!*

2. Luigi: Hey, thoose are some pretty sweet costumes, kids!... they are coustmes, right?
Ghost: No...
Luigi: ...aw, crap....

3. Mario: Luigi! I told you we shouldn't have gone through that portal that said "real world"! Look how ugly we are!
Luigi: I actualy think I look pretty good...

4. Mario: Whee! I;m a floating head!
Yoshi: I am too! And I'm not 8-bit! Ha ha!
Mario: Why, you little-! *chases yoshi*

5. Mario: Help... very... painful...
Luigi: What happend?
Mario: Trick or treaters gave me a very painful weggie and hung off this pole...

6. Mario: OMG!!!! WDell spraypainted his name in the mansion! I'm telling the cops!
WDell: Not if I can help it! *picks up N64 controler and tourtures Mario*
Mario: All right, fine! I won't tell!

7. Mario: So? What are you guys going to be for halloween?
Luigi: I'm going to be a Koopa.
Wario: Ha! That's so stupid! I'm gonna be a goomba.
Mario: Oh......I was going to be a ballerina.
All: ........................0.0...........
Mario:.... uh, a manly ballerina!
Luigi: That's better!

Edit: For some reason, caption 1 keeps getting messed up (no matter what I do). After "DIE!", Mario's line/name sould appear on the next line.

This message was edited by gamerguy21 on Nov 02 2007.

1boo: Im going haloweening!
(knocks on door)
peach: oh theres nowone there
boo:dam

2mario:Im gona dress as a plumber
luigi:you are a plumber!
mario:is it realy that good?

3wario: yaha Im going haloweening
bully:dont hog everyones sweets!
wario:hmmm
bully:dont even think about it!
(wario pushes bully into lava)
wario:more for me!

4dry bones:Im gona kill luigi
(knoks on door)
luigi:Now thats good! heer have some sweets
dry bones:mmmm tasty what are they?
(falls apart)
luigi:POSION MUSHROOMS HAHA

5skull bowser:time to doour yearly meeting
king boo:hardly a meeting!
master 10000:shouldnt you be taking ower the world or somthing?
King boo: no tonights our night off!
master 10000:but its haloween,oh what the hell LUIGI
luigi:lets ah gooo
(due to the rules the fight is too violent and grusome to describe)

6waluigi :let me out!
yoshi:yoshi
waluigi: Im trapped in the panting!
(yoshi runs away sceeming)

7kamek:this is the best plan ever!
koopa:I know going haloweening and taking babys instead
mario:.....
kamek:marios standing right behind me isnt he

Thank you Master 1000 for proving my point.

quote phan10

Thank you Master 1000 for proving my point.

My head is spinning...I hope we don't lose Danny Phan10!
It's always been my personal belief that hell isn't a swear word. I just don't see it as one. It's a religious place. And listen to this: Do you watch "What's with Andy"? Well, I was watching one day, and Andy said that he was going to make the bullies "Make a complete ass of themselves" I swear! "Bad Words" aren't a problem in today's world. I've already abolished the big four (F, S, Ba and Bi), so it should be fine!

And CM: Look where you lollygaging has gotten you! It's time to update!!

#1, phan10: And people always said Mario wasn't bright. (LOL)
#2, gamerguy21: Luigi: Hey, thoose are some pretty sweet costumes, kids!... they are coustmes, right?
Ghost: No...
Luigi: ...aw, crap....
#3, phan10: Mario; OHMYGAWSH! That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!
Luigi; Yeah, those multidimensional mirrors, get you every time.
#4, gamerguy21: Mario: Whee! I;m a floating head!
Yoshi: I am too! And I'm not 8-bit! Ha ha!
Mario: Why, you little-! *chases yoshi*
#5, gamerguy21: Mario: Help... very... painful...
Luigi: What happend?
Mario: Trick or treaters gave me a very painful weggie and hung off this pole...
#6, lin keui swampert: Mario:I don't get it. Why does WDell keep putting his name?
WDell:Ah. One step closer to world domination.
Mario:I can hear you.
WDell:So what? What are you going to do about it?
*Mario gets everyone in Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, Metroid, wherever Kirby came from, the WWE, Major Leage Baseball, Pokemon, and comic Man's world that he mentioned last round*
WDell:Now what?
Mario:I don't know! I didn't think I'd get this far!
Everyone:...
#7, phan10: Mario: So? What are you guys going to be for halloween?
Luigi: I'm going to be a [insert].
Wario: Ha! That's so stupid! I'm gonna be a [insert]
Mario: Oh......I was going to be a ballerina.
All: ........................0.0...........
Mario: What?
Luigi: I thought you were gonna be an insert, too!

master1000: I still don't think you grasp the basic idea of this contest......My last post shows pictures. Your captions need to relate to those pictures. Random captions with no relation will get you no-where. #7 is where you take the caption I have started and continue it.

Overall Results:
Comic Man (193 pts.)
gamerguy21 (82 pts.)
Takgirl2 (74 pts.)
shadow993 (70 Pts.)
Glitzville (53 Pts.)
Chris337 (49 pts.)
phan10 (37 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
Gameguy637 (21 pts.)
Tainted (18 pts.)
sekai (12 pts.)
Molta Mario 64 (10 pts.)
lin keui swampert (9 pts.)
birdflyermike (7 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (7 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
luigi421 (3 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

Pictures:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. Take my word: There's only 1 more Boo's Mansion pic!
7. Mario: 1!
Luigi: 2!
Mario: 1!!!
Luigi: 2!!!
Wario: What are you two inanimate objects doing now?
...

1. Bowser: You've messed with me for 26 years now, so i've made you a new game, "Mario Canvas Curse"!

2. (Continuing from pic)
Mario: Well, wait 8 years til Mario and Luigi Superstar saga comes out, talk to Ludwig Von Koopa and ask him to make a time machine, go back to 1981, Beat up a monkey, then wait till 1985 and kill Bowser, wait until 1992 and jump back into Super Mario World!
SNES Mario: Can i print this of as a Neoseeker walkthrough?
Mario: No, wait till October 8, 1999 when Neo is created though...

3. Paper Mario: So, i get ironed onto a shirt, not put into another game...

4. Mario: Wait why am i being played on by a PSP?
Sony guy: Keep jumping Maria...
Mario: Maria?
Sony guy: you are our newest trademark!
Mario: I didn't know you had one in the first place!
Nintendo guy: I'll save you Mario!
Sony g: release the PS3's!
(PS3 sqaushes NG)
NG: No more!
SG: Our consoles get bigger and heavier every time! Release the PS4's!
NG: Please!
SG: Release the PS5's!
NG: It's as heavy as Wario!
Mario: It is Wario.
SG: Silence Maria! No, it's Waria!
NG: Go Pikachu!
Pik: Pika!
NG: No, return! Go Kirby!
Kirby: Kirb!
NG: Use swallow!
(Kirby eats the PS3's, 4's and 5's. Kirby turns into a Playstation)

5. Mario: No one will get me up here!
(Roof breaks)
Kirby: Yum!

6. Mario: A piano!
(Plays SMB3 tune)
Piano: How dare you play me with such brilliance!
(Screen comes out of the pic to show Pac-Man being played)
Mario: WDELL! Let me out!

7. Mario: 1!
Luigi: 2!
Mario: 1!!!
Luigi: 2!!!
Wario: What are you two inanimate objects doing now?
Mario: Shut up! We're on the potty!

1. Mario: Who tied a rope around this ball?
Luigi: ... me
Mario: Why?
Luigi: There's evil inside! We must kill it!
Mario:... I should have never let you watch "Attack of the evil balls".

2.N64 Mario: Sure, just jump out of the TV, wall jump past the Ps2 and the 360, take a right at the Gamecube, backfilp over the Dreamcast, and jump into the SNES!
Snes Mario:... thanks... Now all I ned to do is learn how to do those moves...

3. 64.com: Here's an awesome, slightly worn Mario T-shirt! Only $19.99!
Guy: I'll take it!
64.com: Although, I must warn you, it was slightly worn by Wario.
Guy:... Forget it...

4.Mario: [sarcasm]... yep, this is completly legal...[/sarcasm]

5.Mario: Yes! I finaly escaped from that awful mansion! No more mansion pics for me!
GB: Get back in there!
Mario: Make me!
GB: Fine! CAPTIONING POWER!!!
Mario:... hey, wait. Why am I walking back into the mansion?! I can't control myself! HELP!

6.Mario: WDell! Stop advertising in my game, or I'll make my pet piano eat you!
WDell: I bet it's not even your pet!
Mario: Yes it is!
WDell: Prove it!
Mario: Fine!... uh, Roll over!
*piano eats Mario*

7. Mario: 1!
Luigi: 2!
Mario: 1!!!
Luigi: 2!!!
Wario: What are you two inanimate objects doing now?
Yoshi: 3!!!
Wario: You too?
Peach: 4!!!!
Bowser: 5!!!!
Goomba: 6!!!!!
Wario: What in the world is going on?!
*Eleswhere*
Mario: He he, dirivng Wario crazy with robots is fun!

quote Giga Bowser

And CM: Look where you lollygaging has gotten you! It's time to update!!

It's 'cus Remembrance Day is comin' up...

...


...Duh...

It's just a thingie I put there along with the poppy on Yoshi.

and BTW: How come you can see the new icon and I still see the halloween one? odd...

Comic Man, i have sent you a friend invite on Youtube.

Well, apparently, everyone does. Can you give me your username so I can pick you out of the crowd of drunks who want me watching their random videos?

I've gotta put my "Days until Santa attacks" banner back on. Anyone who wants to use it, here's the link. I'll try changing it daily in the morning.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/lalupe/santaattacksbanner.png

phan10's Captions, sent to me by PM:

1. Mario: People Always kick me around.

2.
Mario. Right over there. And You need to lose some weight. What do you way, 200 pixels?

3. Giga Bowser: My prized shirt and sunglasses.
Phan10: Wow, when I set up a videocamera in GB's I had no Idea...

4.Phan10's Library Computer: Mario's watching himself here. Insert Mario's watching himself caption in the following space: _____

5.Mario: When I told Bowser to et a lonely guy cat I didn't think he'd kill it , enlarge its head and make it an obstacle!

6. Mario; That piano's done one "Flight of the Bumblebee" Too many!

7. Mario: 1!
Luigi: 2!
Mario: 1!!!
Luigi: 2!!!
Wario: What are you two inanimate objects doing now?
Luigi: We're debating how many more Boo's mansion Pics there are left.

I'm so glad that the boo thing is done forever soon.

1.Mario:Look at me! I'm all over the world!
Luigi:That's a disco ball.
Mario:*imagines* Now it's a sailboat!
Luigi:Oh Lord kill me now.
God:Sorry, you need to have a real reason.

2.64-bit Mario:Sorry, you're in the wrong console.
8-bit Mario:Oops! well do you know where the super nintendo factory is?
64-bit Mario:You forgot to capitalize "Well"...
8-bit Mario:This is no time for grammer!
64-bit Mario:Is it?
8-bit Mario:No, it isn't.
64-bit Mario:Well I can't win that arguement.
8-bit and 64-bit Luigi:Must he always do this with his consious?

3.Really really really big Mario fan:Finally! My dream come true! A Mario shirt!
*Mario wakes up*
Mario:If only I was that popular.

4.Sonic:Hey! This is my trademark!
Mario:You're Sega's trademark.
*sonic puts game on new sega system*
Sonic:Hey! this is my trademark!
Mario:Sega died and that isn't a real Sega thing.
Sonic:Screw you.

5.Mario:This is the end of the line!
*Big Boo turns visible*
Big Boo:No it ain't! You're going down!
Mario:I was talking about mansion pics. They're almost gone.
Everyone:*in random murmurs*He's right. He's got a point. I knew it!
Big Boo:What about me?
*Mario pushes big Boo off cliff*

6.Mario:Ahhh!
Piano:I knew you were frightened at my teeth.
Mario:No, I meant that we're almost done with the mansion pics.
Piano:You know, if you won't pay attention to us, we'll quit.
Mario:Go ahead. We only have one more caption with you.
Piano:But-You're right. There's no point.
Mario:I knew you saw it my way.
GB:But you're under contract!
Piano:I said I wasn't-
GB:What? What do you want?
*Mario and Piano look at each other and grin*
*1 month later*
Mario:You see, Piano and I own our own caption contest...

7. Mario: 1!
Luigi: 2!
Mario: 1!!!
Luigi: 2!!!
Wario: What are you two inanimate objects doing now?
...
Mario:1!
Luigi:2!
Mario:1!
Luigi:2!
Wario:It's like you two are under someone's control.
WDell:With them under my control, I will be the ruler of the world!
GB:Not if I can help it...
*attacks WDell in an awesome fight too good too talk about*
Mario:That's not fair! We want a whole description of the fight!
lin keui swampert:You should of been there.
Mario:But we're are supposed to be under WDell's control!
lin keui swampert:Blame it on whoever wrote it.
Everyone:...
lin keui swampert:You know that, so far, captions ending with "_____ attacks lin keui swampert" haven't won!
*everyone attacks lin keui swamperT*
lin keui swampert:at least it wasn't the exact text...

#1, Molta Mario 64: Bowser: You've messed with me for 26 years now, so i've made you a new game, "Mario Canvas Curse"!
#2, Molta Mario 64: (Continuing from pic)
Mario: Well, wait 8 years til Mario and Luigi Superstar saga comes out, talk to Ludwig Von Koopa and ask him to make a time machine, go back to 1981, Beat up a monkey, then wait till 1985 and kill Bowser, wait until 1992 and jump back into Super Mario World!
SNES Mario: Can i print this of as a Neoseeker walkthrough?
Mario: No, wait till October 8, 1999 when Neo is created though...
#3, gamerguy21: 64.com: Here's an awesome, slightly worn Mario T-shirt! Only $19.99!
Guy: I'll take it!
64.com: Although, I must warn you, it was slightly worn by Wario.
Guy:... Forget it...
#4, Molta Mario 64: Mario: Wait why am i being played on by a PSP?
Sony guy: Keep jumping Maria...
Mario: Maria?
Sony guy: you are our newest trademark!
Mario: I didn't know you had one in the first place!
Nintendo guy: I'll save you Mario!
Sony g: release the PS3's!
(PS3 sqaushes NG)
NG: No more!
SG: Our consoles get bigger and heavier every time! Release the PS4's!
NG: Please!
SG: Release the PS5's!
NG: It's as heavy as Wario!
Mario: It is Wario.
SG: Silence Maria! No, it's Waria!
NG: Go Pikachu!
Pik: Pika!
NG: No, return! Go Kirby!
Kirby: Kirb!
NG: Use swallow!
(Kirby eats the PS3's, 4's and 5's. Kirby turns into a Playstation)
#5, gamerguy21: Mario: Yes! I finaly escaped from that awful mansion! No more mansion pics for me!
GB: Get back in there!
Mario: Make me!
GB: Fine! CAPTIONING POWER!!!
Mario:... hey, wait. Why am I walking back into the mansion?! I can't control myself! HELP!
#6, Comic Man: Mario: The piano wants to crush me FLAT!
Luigi: His teeth are so SHARP!
Yoshi: I'll take some NOTES on this!
Wario: Help! He's eating me!
Mario: ...
Luigi: ...
Yoshi: ...
Mario: Way to ruin the joke, Wario.
Luigi: Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Wario: But I'm serious guys! He's trying to eat me! Help me!
Yoshi: Let's go guys.
*Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi leave*
Wario: Aw man, not again.
#7, Molta Mario 64: Mario: 1!
Luigi: 2!
Mario: 1!!!
Luigi: 2!!!
Wario: What are you two inanimate objects doing now?
Mario: Shut up! We're on the potty!

Awesome!

Overall Results:
Comic Man (194 pts.)
gamerguy21 (84 pts.)
Takgirl2 (74 pts.)
shadow993 (70 Pts.)
Glitzville (53 Pts.)
Chris337 (49 pts.)
phan10 (37 pts.)
Bash Boy 54 (33 pts.)
Gameguy637 (21 pts.)
Tainted (18 pts.)
Molta Mario 64 (14 pts.)
sekai (12 pts.)
lin keui swampert (9 pts.)
birdflyermike (7 pts.)
Yoshi_1 (7 pts.)
AmeriKan PsyKo (7 pts.)
Vegeta dude (7 pts.)
Squall0 (6 pts.)
kunimitsufan (6 pts.)
luigi421 (3 pts.)
supermariothingy (3 pts.)
Zee_pso (3 pts.)
Benk_92 (2 pts.)
peach24 (2 pts.)
shadowmin (2 pts.)
luigi jean (1 pt.)
Giga Bowser X (1 pt.)
ArrowMan (1 pt.)
Sheepnut (1 pt.)
The Crossface (1 pt.)
battleboy645 (1 pt.)
d33b00 (1 pt.)

PICTURES:
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7. Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!
Luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
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