hhhn..not hhhn..mee hhhn(Really,not me)

erm, anyway, as i was saying...

"is this the end?" continuing

Grit: that's it. I'm blasting myself to hell. same with the whole island.
*eagle comes out of helicopter*
Eagle: Grab on!
Sonja: you're not eagle! you're ******* green! the hair??! yellow?! man... eagle would NOT allow himself to be covered in slime.
Eagle: JUST GRAB ON!!!
*grit fires toward the ground*
Grit: HAHA-whoops! I slipped 'n tripped!
*grit slipped, therefor he shot eagle*
Eagle: wahhhh!!!!! weak...
Hachi: Dude, It's 12 in the morning, This means I'm 104!
*cricket sounds and silence*
Hachi: what?
Sonja: we have NO time for that! let's just snatch this helicopter!
Grit: i'm On it! *KABOOOM!!!!!!*
Sonja: GRIT!!!!!!!!
Grit: What?
Hachi: YOU BLEW UP THE HELICOPTER YOU *CENSORED*
Grit: My bad...
Sonja: Grand. Just Grand.
(sorry joule But I'm gonna have to play as grit from this point on)
Eagle: I'll save you!
*LIGHTNING DRIVE!!!! (yeah, I am bad!)*
T copters come in
Eagle: WHAT?! T COPTERS?! I DUNNO HOW TO RIDE ONE!! WHY NO JET FIGHTERS!?
Sonja: Umm... maybe because you did lightning DRIVE and not Lightning STRIKE?
Eagle: Well, I'll fix that up!
*LIGHTNING DRIVE!!!! (yeah, i am bad!)*
T copters come in
Eagle: WHAT?! T COPTERS?! I DUNNO HOW TO RIDE ONE!! WHY NO JET FIGHTERS!?
Sonja: Umm... maybe because you did lightning DRIVE and not lightning STRIKE?
Well, I'll fix that up!
*LIGHTNING DRIVE!!!! (yeah, i am bad!)*
Eagle: WHAT?! T COPTERS?! I DUNNO HOW TO RIDE ONE!! WHY NO JET FIGHTERS!?
Sonja: Umm...maybe because you-
Grit: dude, you accidently chose lightning drive instead of lightning strike on the menu screen, that took out 3 of your stars, then you tried to do it again without a full star gauge meaning you couldn't do lightning strike, taking out 3 of your stars, leaving 3 stars left. then you just wasted your star power gauge, leaving you no stars left. good luck in getting another 9 before 10 seconds when the island explodes.
Sonja: LOOK LOUD MOUTHES I CAN RIDE T COPTERS NOW GET YOUR BUTTS IN THEM
Grit: Leave it to me!
*SUPER SNIPE!!!*
*Kabooooooom!!!*
Grit: That's the end of sturm, although the red plate just made the cannonball bounce back. anyway, I'm getting in.
Sonja: Hurry up egale!!
Eagle: Just wait!!
*Too Cool For you!!! *
Sturm: Nooooo!!!! coolness... breaking... Shield!!! noooo!!
*Shield shatters*
Sturm: NOOOO!!!!!
Sonja: <sigh....> GET UP!!!
Eagle: Hey, why do you think the Island hasn't exploded when It's been 10 minutes and not 10 seconds?
Grit: Good question, I'm coming down!!!
Sonja: No you're not! get up here eagle or we're leaving without you!!
Eagle: I'm too cool for that attitude! I'm Coming up!!!

K-K-K-K-KA-A-A-A-A-B-B-B-B-B--O-O-O-O-O-O-O O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M
Sonja: Hey, what about Hachi?
Grit: Good question... Oh well...
Eagle: Oh YEAAAAA-what the- my coolness ran out! my Too Cool For you SCOP isnt here anymore! oh, man!!!

hhhn.. did hhhn.. my hhhn.. arrivel hhhn.. cause hhhn.. a hhhn.. tear hhhn.. in hhhn.. the hhhn.. space hhhn.. time hhhn.. continue hhhn.. um? hhhn.. cause hhhn.. I hhhn.. absorbed hhhn.. Sturm's hhhn.. shield hhhn.. and hhhn.. his hhhn.. island hhhn.. fell hhhn.. apart hhhn.. and hhhn.. a hhhn.. Snifit hhhn.. escaped hhhn.. the hhhn.. blast hhhn..
(this is Von Bolt BTW he landed a spaceship on wars world)
Von Bolt is really annoying when he fights but he become intollerable when he talks so if anyones passing through and wants to take on the role of Von Bolt then feel free
I'm going to be that Snifit that escaped the explosion

... one question, do snifits have legs and arms?

yes but Sturm wears a cape/cloak so you can't see his

dude, a snifit looks stupid with the FAT feet and no legs! why would sturm, somone who is so evil, look so stupid!? and also their arms,(puny puny cute tiny twigs...) how did he throw lash around about the deathray? (remember?) I don't think they would copy off of mario, even hough it's like one of the most popular games in the world

hey they made Paper Mario so they might've been planning to make a boss for a later Paper Mario game

maybe not the one coming out for the Wii but a later one?

anyway back to the thread

Bwahaha I survived the Allied assault and now I think I'll destroy the world

oh crap I dont have any weapons or an army

oh well I'm gonna have to find and kill that annoying old man that killed all my kinsmen

OH BROTHER SNIFITS WHERE ARE YOU?

*hides in bush to avoid Orange Star Infantry*
*spits pellets at Orange Star Mdtank killing it instantly*
bwahaha my name is Commander Snifit.. erm Sturm hear it and tremble

hmm Commander Snifit? it has a nice ring to it

sturm died in the explosion. and, as for hachi, he was riding a T copter and he jumps on the snifit. bye.

dammit my army
that stupid old man destroyed my island wiping out my army

aagh I'm going to have to do something I never thought I'd have to

*gos to Orange Star's captitol*
*is escorted to Nell as a prisoner*

YOU, you and your forces destroyed my ship
I was going to leave the world this gave me so many bad memories but then you decided to attack me

I would've finally destroyed you if that creepy old man hadn't've took away my shields

now I just want to go home to Mario World
King Bowser will need my help with his Snifit army

Eagle comes with his minigun and shoots Sturm,grabs a grenade and launch it,ask for aerial support to bomb him and then kicks him in the face
Eagle:Be dead already,dog called it off!

okay he surrendered then you made Eagle come in and kill a defenseless prisoner

Sturm was the Snifit that escaped using an escape pod at the last second

so he lived long enough to surrender to Nell

but you didn't say Sturm died in Eagle's attack (yay) so

hhhn.. did you hhhn.. have to hhhn.. shoot me? hhhn.. I sound hhhn.. like that hhhn.. old man hhhn.. Von Bolt hhhn..
Andy help hhhn.. me hhhn.. lord Bowser hhhn.. I'm sorry hhhn.. I failed hhhn.. you
*pops like a balloon*
Nell: WTF what happened
Sami: He died, Sturm is dead
Max: that was a real wierd way to die though wasn't it?
Sami: yeah but thats how his people, the Snifit race die
Andy: Snifit? yay where I love Snifits like that big one that beat me up in the first war Snifits are cool
Max: *smacks Andy knocking him out*

I already said that I stuffed the launching thing and it destroyed you along with the Island.

Yeah,and he never mentioned Eagle so...

I posted the stuff about Von Bolt destroying Sturm's island before you and Eagle used "Too Cool For you"

if Von Bolt hadn't've destroyed Sturm's island all your forces would've been destroyed by Sturm's superweapons

and a lone Snifit (Sturm) escaped in an escape pod just before the explosion

I even mentioned your time traveling cause the island already exploded

then Eagle murdered a prisoner before interogation, life imprisonment or televised death