sturm isn't a snifit, every one KNOWS that, snifits are humans, and it says sturm is an invader from another planet, meaning he's an ALIEN, not a HUMAN, and BTW, you're sturm's mummy. he escaped in mummy's tummy.

Dood,poor humans,they have almost no legs or arms,and they wear masks...ALL of them...C'mon,they're not humans ...

sky, tell him they are, you know that page you showed me about what a snifit looks like? it says their type is "human" so they are, at first i thought they were mechanical ghosts or something but until I figured that out-and joule, look at mario! so puny legs and arms... and Wario! fat but tiny tiny toes (lol only toes no foot or legs) and big arms, same with waluigi, puny body, skiny and long, anerexic (huh? DEJAVU! that's me)

Hummm...true ...I think it's superdeform style

it must mean Human type cause of their shape

I remember while playing Vagrant Story Goblins were Human Class enemies but they're not Humans

they're Humanoid (shaped like a human)

gaah why am I here???

okay now to continue the story

oww my aching head good thing I had that extra life

what the why did I restart here in the Orange Star HQ

okay fine if you let me go I'll teach you how to use and build your own Factories, Cannons and Lasers

Nell: Sturm how did you do that?

Sturm: nevermind that, I the only Snifit that Mario could never beat lost against you lot three times and the third time I lost I had an army of fellow Snifits, I need to tell Lord Bowser that an invasion of this world would be impossible
*grabs pencil and paper and draws the schematics for all Black Hole Inventions*
can I go home now?
I promise never to return

Eagle:HA,that won't work!We have Lash,remember?She already gave us the schematics,try better...Whoa,we don't have this one...or this one...well...ok,you can go now to tell Bowser(Who's that guy? )that he better never put a foot in Wars World(Yeah,I'm THAT bad ).

thanks I'll be going now
as promised I will never try another invasion
but if you send any forces to my homeworld I will not hesitate to defend with the entire Snifit army

*they take Sturm to a forest near the old Showstopper fort*
*Sturm reveals a hidden ship*
*gets in*
*ship starts flying*
*Sturm activates the sub-sonic engines*
*after he passes a nearby asteroid field he activates the sub-light engines*
*when he reaches the edge of the system he activates the hyperdrive*

Nell: well that was wierd
Sky: I know who's Sky gonna take the role of now
Nell: wait your Sky our first Advisor
Sky: yeah, so?
Nell: maybe you should take the role of yourself
Sky: hmm, okay fine but other than my underlings at White Nova, who do I Tag with?
Sami: you could always Tag with me
Sky: *takes deep breath* okay I'm in, just let me see those inventions of Sturm's for a second
*Sky reads the schematics*
*unneccessary bleeping*
most of these are White Nova inventions that thieving *bleeeeeeep*

BTW did any of you notice that Von Bolt landed and has been here long enough to establish an impressive HQ?

Actually u dont lash because she is with me (as hawke) jake and his mystery partner in the new alliance that will form soon when we get a base of operations
And she is currently devolping new weapons and many factorys and stuff like that
Isnt that right jake

Von Bolt landed on the 10th of July and it is now the 27th of August

HE'S SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE PLANET

again

only one man can be bovvered to stop him

Sky: yo :Joule's lazy and hasn't made a CO or used my template yet:

: yes sir?

Sky: how is White Nova under Joule's command?

: it's doing okay but we've noticed that Von Bolt has set up shop and is sucking the life from the planet.. AGAIN sheesh that guy is so predictable

Sky: yeah try to get Joule, dog and Green Earth to help us take out that Grand Bolt

: you got it

Sky: oh and :Joule make a name please: you're in charge of what happens after deployment

: what?

Sky: you're the CO in command of this operation, you are everyone's Advisor and you will lead us in every battle

: are you sure?

Sky: I need to know if you're ready to sort out any mess Joule can't so go just find Joule then we'll begin the fight

: sir yes sir, thank you sir

Hawke:"Well i thought bolt was dead"
Lash:"I thought u were dead"
Hawke:".... either way lets see how this turns out and if needed assist them in defeating von bolt again the predictable idiot"
Lash:"good idea"
Hawke:Alright we need an hq and a base and air port and all that stuff first

Yeah,don't worry,I'm laid-back,not lazy,I'm gonna have the CO ready soon enough...soon...soon...soon enough...soon enou...*snores*

:...A lot of work is coming out at me...

Joule I have question what is called? and can he use the CO template I created for you? the one on the create your own CO thread

you decide names and history for the template just look at the thread then PM your own modifications to me

Kindle: ah look at these passe fools

Sky: wait your name's not Kindle! it's supposed to say Candy

Candy: ah yes you do have an education don't you? yes I am Candy gorgeous and clever

Sky: yes, no and no

Human torch: what you can't say that I will beat you at urban combat

Sky: look you just changed your name again, a badguy that changes their name as often as you is clearly suffering from lack of ability and evilness so can I just get through here to fight Von Bolt please?

Fire fro: how dare you!? I'm as evil as they come I'll show you

Sky: what your face? yeah that is evil seriously the most evil thing you ever did was show your face and you're still doing it, my troops are still having nightmares since they last saw you 8 monthes ago

Kindle: aaaargh Meteor Strike! *chucks meteor at Sky*

Sky: what the! how did you do that? it's not even your SCOP

That's his name...or lack of it...whatever,I will check if I can do some adjustements to make the CO you recomended more balanced(knowing you,it's as broken as sand ),I just think broken battles are dumb...

Von Bolt: Hey! You! Pipe-face! Come here now!
Sturm: How dare you, worm! Hey.. wait a second.. aren't you supposed to do that weird breathing sound every 5 secs?
Von Bolt: Oh, yeah! Hmm.. why? Oh well, COME HERE ALIEN FACE
Sturm
*Five minutes later after "Bangs"...
Von Bolt: o_O:blackeye:
Sturm: I, great Sturm, lord of snifits, shall not be ordered by an old man!
Von Bolt:hhhh......hhhhhh...... hhhhh.....
Sturm: That's right man, bow down before the lord of snifits!
Hawke: HOLY CRAP STURM ALIVE ASWELL?!?!?!?!
Sturm: That's right, traitor. And Prime Tactics won't save you now, worm!
Hawke: Umm... excuse me?
Sturm: Shut up Lash.
Sturm: Hawke! I mistaken you for Lash!
Hawke: I think I'll take offense of what you just said. Do I look like a girl to you?
Sturm: Yes.
Hawke: ...
Von Bolt: hhh.... You probably have...hhhh... 5 seconds...hhhh.... till he starts....hhh.... Blakc Storm on you again.....hhhhh.......HHHHHHH....