Sky: Sturm? what are you doing back here?

Sturm: lord Bowser sent me back to negotiate a trade agreement with Wars World

Sky: *talking on radio* Nell I need you over here right now

Nell: *walks from nearby forest* okay wha.. Sturm what the hell!? troops fire

Sky: STAND DOWN

Nell: Sky are you trying to get shot?

Sky: no but Sturm has something very interesting to talk to us about

Sturm: yes my master lord Bowser of the Koopa Clan wanted me to return here to negotiate a trade agreement with Wars World, those 10 Snifits are my only army here and they're new recruits so I'd prefer not to fight they're just here incase I really need them

Sky: okay we will take you to the Citadel of the Allied Nations and you will meet with Hachi, Olaf, Sensei, Brock, Joule and Lash

Nell: Sensei? why can't Sensei join us when we fight Von Bolt?

Sky: because he's the only CO who can kill all Sturm's Snifits

Nell: oh all right fine, Sturm you've got your trade negotiation but if you even spit one pellet Sensei will jump on your head got it?

Sturm: okay, okay if I sneeze Sensei'll kill me I've got it fine, stupid, useless, fat lizard I should rule the Koopa clan

i am hawke i will say what hawke is supposed to say in mind
and
"bang" i shot sturm in the face again for fun hahahahahahahahahahaha ok im fine now i just needed to do that

Sturm: ..and if we attack this point we can destroy Mario once and for all and I'll finally win something

Brock: oh for god's sake the only reaosn you want us to help you is so you can win something? I've had enough of this *gets out radio* Sky you've lost it, seriously this Sturm guy is nuts I'm not negotiating with a complete loon like him

Andy: what's a Marion?

Hachi: it's Mario and you're supposed to be fighting Von Bolt with Sky and

Andy: what's a colon eating colon?

Hachi: what the hell Andy are you that dumb?

Andy: yeah hell's hot but what's a dumb?

And thats why flak and andy are a good team

yeah cause Flak gets five minutes worth of intelligence every month then reverts back to saying

quote Flak

smash

yeah for the rest of the month he's on autopilot and has the side effects of the GTA gene without the benefits

and Andy knows what a : is and he knows how to spell but he struggles to find logic yet again even though it always remains in plain sight

Kanbei: Kanbei is here, Kanbei will crush the enemy

Sonja: father if you don't shut up Sky's gonna shoot you

Kanbei: Kanbei is confused, why would Sky shoot Kanbei?

Sonja: FOR THE SAME REASON I'D SHOOT YOU WHY OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TALK IN THIRD PERSON

Kanbei: Kanbei is sorry for annoying his daughter

Sonja: that is it, Sky give me your gun, please

Kanbei: Kanbei is scared

Sky: Sonja if you can backup your father until we beat Von Bolt.. again, I'll introduce you to my brother Brock

Sonja: I think I can manage

Sky: good now let's see here would be most effective and we have 2 Com Towers over there and another 3 scattered around the battlefield so Javier might be a good CO to use over there

: sir is the CO deployment complete?

Sky: almost, you just need to decide if you're going solo or if you want to tag with me or Joule