i know theres been a lot of posts saying the funny stuff that has happened but im gonna make a new 1, please reply people!

firstly i upgraded my pistol so that it had magnum ammo
(really strong bullets)
and went on the level with the rocky mountains and i shot somebody in the foot and they kinda did a half front flip and landed on their head lol!

secondly i learnt that u can throw guns
(hold l3 for while then release) and i came across this guy in a shower and i lobbed my pistol at him, ran so he couldnt see me but i could see him and he's like "what the hell was that" and then i threw an smg at him and he was like wtf was that as well lol! then i threw a knife and thats the last i heard of him lol!

Funny, funny stuff.

"ouch! who hit me?? oh..its a customized Tactical SMG, no biggie" lol!

If you upgrade your silballers to max power and shoot an enemy several times, you will see a lot of crazy triple-mortal-back-flips.

In that Mississipi level on the boat, I threw every one over board, meh it was funny.

I like to hide in a corner, pull out a silenced weapon and shoot some one in the leg, the gusrds are like "omfg what was that?? this civilian got shot theres a killer here........... so lets return to our guard posts?" xD

lol i once just went into the toilets on the opera level and i killed somebody, honestly about 2 seconds later another person came in, "u got this guy with a bullet in his head and another person looks weird and dodgy", "nobody else is in here i bet he did it to himself lol" wouldnt u know instantly who did it lol

In Till death do us part you can join in the fistfight outside the front entrance but when you have knocked out both the fighters the guards get a bit suspicious....

In Till death do us part you can join in the fistfight to the left of the main entrance.
But after having knocked out both the guys, the guards got a bit suspicious......

Ooops wasn't sure if that first reply went through....guess it did...

In Curtains Down shoot the three rats in the western room in the basement and you'll get the Ratclub Keycard.
Go up to the stage and take the southern exit off the stage (The one with a curtain instead of a door) and head for the door down the hall with the green exit sign above it.
Go up the stairs and to the first (I think) door on the left with a card reader.
Go inside and enjoy the show.

Those crazy rats.


What I wanna know is how they get up to the card reader on the wall....shouldn't it be at rat-height?

hhaha cool.

in the mission "u better watch out..." stand in the hot tub were the girls and the one guy are in pull out a gun fast aim for bottom of hottub and fire away its funny as hell.

Dancing 47
Within the level entitled "The Murder of Crows", you will notice that there are three seperate bars in the area: Salsa, Rock and Blues. You can acquire outfits that correspond with the particular bars. Once you have selected the appropriate costume for your bar of choice, enter the bar, position 47 to stand amongst the other dancers on the dance floor and then leave the controller alone. After a few minutes 47 will start to get his groove on with the ladies and start dancing.

heres another one:Infinite Saves on Normal and Expert
When saving during a mission, a message box will come up telling you that it is saving. Press start before the Save Complete message appears and it will not count it towards your limit. There is no harm to the saved game

this one is funny. in the mission "dance with the devil" a fun way to kill the girl is to go to the hell part. get some kind of staff uniform. wehn the chick is out on the balcony infront of every one makeing the fire shoot up in the air shove her oever she falls into a tank full of sharks. after u do that rush sdown stare in teh tank its awsome