I think we all know how it works! We'll take a character and turn him or her into a driver for Simpsons Road Rage. Here is my example.

Name: Principal Seymour Skinner
Vehicle: Jeep. A green jeep. Used this in the army.
Speed: 6/10
Accelration: 7/10
Handling: 6/10
Demo: Bart, Milhouse and Nelson are around Skinner's jeep egging it. Then, Principal Skinner runs up trying to stop them. Bart, Milhouse and Nelson runs away with Skinner shaking his fist saying. "This is going on your permanent records!
Start Quote 1: Get ready Springfield, for here comes the Elementary Express!
Start Quote 2: Let's go! I just hope Mother doesn't see me!
Picking Passenger Quote 1: Come on in!
Picking Passenger Quote 2: Don't worry! There is plenty of room!
Picking Passenger Quote 3: I'm ready for you, fair citizen!
Picking Passenger Quote 4: Hurry up, my curfew is soon!
Picking Passenger Quote 5: You don't think any less of a principal who drives an army jeep?
Picking Passenger Quote 6(Krabappel): Aw, Edna, want to go for a ride?
Krabappel: Sure, why not? (trademark giggle)
Picking Passenger Quote 7(Bart): Ha ha, I got you right where I want you!
Bart: Hold on, mac, if you try to take me to school, I'll jump out!
Picking Passenger Quote 8(Willie): Hi, Willie, have your mule ran away again!
Willie: Ay, you just made yourself a new enemy!
Picking Passenger Quote 9(Millhouse): So Millhouse, have Bart been planning any pranks recently?
Millhouse: Sorry, Principal Skinner but you must have the school geek with the school snitch.
Picking Passenger Quote 10(Nelson): So the mighty Nelson goes to Principal for a drive. Oh, how the mighty have fallen!
Nelson: Dun-dun-dun! Just shut up and drive!
You Got It Quote 1: You got it!
You Got It Quote 2: Yes, sir!
You Got It Quote 3: Sounds interesting!
You Got It Quote 4: Normally, I wouldn't approve of it but sure, why not?
Destination Quote 1: Here we are!
Destination Quote 2: Sorry about the recklessness!
Destination Quote 3: Safe and sound!
Destination Quote 4: Thank you for taking the Elementary Express!
Hurry Up Quote: Now, now, patience is a virtue!
Obstactle Hit Quote 1: Oh, didn't see that coming!
Obstactle Hit Quote 2: Ow!
Obstactle Hit Quote 3: Oh no!
Human Hit Quote 1: Oh, dear Lord!
Human Hit Quote 2: What have I done!?
Game Over Quote 1: How could I lose track of time so easily?
Game Over Quote 2: My mother will never forgive me!
Versus Win Quote 1: My have my mother to thank!
Versus Win Quote 2: Being an army general really increases your driving skills!
Versus Passenger Thief Quote 1: Excuse me!
Versus Passenger Thief Quote 2: Sorry, he's coming with me!
Versus Passenger Victim Quote 1: Now, you go and give me back that passenger young man!
Versus Passenger Victim Quote 2: Well, that was rude!

How was that? I am trying to revive this board!

Nice.

here's mine:

Name: Edna Krabappel
Vehicle: Blue sports car with 'Skool is Kool' written on the side.
Speed: 10/10
Acceleration: 8/10
Handling: 6/10
Demo: Driving really recklessly, Edna narrowly misses a tree, but hits a lamp post, knocking it over. She then stops and says "Out of my way! I've got a class to teach!"
Picking Passenger Quote 1: Hop in!
Picking Passenger Quote 2: You get a gold star for choosing the right driver.
Picking Passenger Quote 3: There's plenty of room in the Edna Express!
You Got It Quote 1: Of course!
You Got It Quote 2: Sure. Why not?
You Got It Quote 3: Yes! What have I got to lose?
Destination Quote 1: Thankyou for riding the Edna Express!
Destination Quote 2: Come again!
Hurry Up Quote: What did you say? Slow down? Alright!
Obstacle Hit Quote 1: Oh my!
Obstacle Hit Quote 2: Whoopsie!
Obstacle Hit Quote 3: Your driving gets a C minus!
Obstacle Hit Quote 4: Ouch!
Human Hit Quote 1: Oh my God! What have I done?!
Human Hit Quote 2: Ohhhhhhh dear...
Human Hit Quote 3: Seymour did it!
Game Over Quote 1: Oh come on! I was just getting started!
Game Over Quote 2: Please don't make me go back to school!
Versus Passenger Thief Quote 1: Hey! Gimme back my passenger!
Versus Passenger Thief Quote 2: I'll fail you!
Versus Passenger Thief Quote 3: I'll get you for this!

I know, mine sucked. Oh well...

Name: Ralph Wiggum

Vehicle: Tricicle with a wagon on the back
Speed: 2/10
Acceleration 9/10
Handling: 5/10
Demo: He cycles up the hill,stops, and falls out.
Picking Passenger 1: Weeee!
Picking Passenger 2: Hop in!
Picking Passenger 3: To the Ralph Wagon!
You Got It 1: "I can go there!"
You Got It 2: "Who are you?"
You Got It 3: "Im Ralph."
Destination 1: "Where are you going?"
Destination 2: "Come back! I need a friend!"
Hurry Up: "Where are we going?"
Obstacle Hit 1: "Oww! That Hurt!"
Obstacle Hit 2: "Thats as silly place to be!"
Obstacle Hit 3: "My daddy's gonna arrest you!"
Obstacle Hit 4: "Im mad at you!"
Human Hit 1: "Silly People!"
Human Hit 2: "Why is there someone there?"
Human Hit 3: "What can I say?"
Game Over 1: "I dont like this game!"
Game Over 2: "I like Ice Cream!"
Passenger Taken 1: "Thats Mean!"
Passenger Theif 2: "Come back!"
Passenger Theif 3: I dont like this!"


I thought I could make better... But it was fun.

name:Hans Moleman
vehicle:pickup truck
speed:3/5
pick up quote 1:thank you.
2:this is harder than i thought.
3:a customer.
hurry up quote:i need to be back at the retirement home by
6.
destination quote 1on't go!
2:but i'm all alone.
3:bye bye!
pick up quote(grampa):hop in abe!
demo:he comes round a corner and crashes into a nuclear bus.
he says:"uh oh.oh well i'm not alone when i pick them up.

Hey,does non-Simpson custom characters count in here?

Name: Comic Book Guy

Vehicle: His green "Kremlin"
Speed: 8 and a half / 10
Acceleration: 10/10
Handling: 9/10
Picking Passenger Quote 1: Come in, I don't have all day
Picking Passenger Quote 2: Hurry up, I'll give a dime.
Picking Passenger Quote 3: Hurry it up, Hurry it up!!
You Got It Quote 1: Do we have to?
You Got It Quote 2: Thats where my worst enemy is.
You Got It Quote 3: I hate that place
Destination Quote 1: DON'T Come again.
Destination Quote 2: My car got you faster, Take that radioactive man!
Hurry Up Quote: Don't make me spill my squishee.
Obstacle Hit Quote 1: You sir suck at this driving thing
Obstacle Hit Quote 2: You obviously don't drive much.
Obstacle Hit Quote 3: My buttocks!
Obstacle Hit Quote 4: Ow, my tushie!
Human Hit Quote 1: Oh no, it wasn't me
Human Hit Quote 2: I did it legally, officer!
Human Hit Quote 3: Bartman did it!
Game Over Quote 1: No!!!!!
Game Over Quote 2: Where the heck is Androids Dungeon?
Versus Passenger Thief Quote 1: Oh no you didnt
Versus Passenger Thief Quote 2: Dont come into my store agian then.
Versus Passenger Thief Quote 3: Worst GAME ever!