Greetings comrades!

I am acolyte in League for Restoration of Union of Soviet Socialism. It is my duty to oversee library. I am here with mission.

First goal, as librarian, I am here to find original sources of marxist and marxist-leninist scripture, to assemble them in Dossier. We believe that great schism of socialism is caused by multipolarity of conflicting scripture which prevents us from finding truth.

With One book, everyone will know what the word communism means and what it does not. We have already begun transcription and codification of true words of Marx.

My second goal is to serve in cause of rebuilding USSR.

Our Glorious Leader has sent me here to recruit brave revolutionaries who are ready to fight and die for revenge and holy cause, who are ready to fight and die to avenge all injustices made since fall of USSR.

But, not only Red Army need soldiers. It also need ideologists, commissars, industrial proletariat, managers, scientists, healthcare personnel, nuclear researchers, and settlers on re-conquered Soviet lands.

We need strong women who could birth healthy children, to re-populate re-conquered Soviet lands.

It will be adventure of your life! Take part in greatest event in 2nd century! Your grandchildren will ask you what role you did play in restoration of USSR and peace on planet Earth! What will you tell them? That you ran away like cheap coward?

No, you want to tell what role you played in Second Great Patriotic War!

All veterans of Glorious Red Army, no matter original nationality, will receive Soviet citizenship. Officers will receive membership in Soviet Socialist Party. Generals will receive membership in Supreme Soviet.

Upon enlistment, you will be paid 10 Soviet Roubles an hour for 9 hours of service. Soviet Roubles are currency working in liberated areas of Soviet Union.

So what are you waiting for, comrades!

Join struggle to restore USSR.

Help make Glorious Soviet Motherland into superpower again.

Contact me in PM if you want to join RUSS-L.

Yours truely
Davyd Martynovich Smertin
KGB Officer
First Librarian
RUSS-L

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