"The Godfather" is a Free-Roam game released March 21st 2006 developed by Electronic Arts for the consoles : PlayStation 2, Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, PSP, Wii, PlayStation 3, but no matter what console you play this game on, its still shit.

The Godfather part 1 and part 2 are arguably the best movies ever made but there is no doubt that this is the shitest game ever made.
The game starts off with you having to choose what the main character looks like with the brand new "MobFace" program, which apparently is a big deal although the idea of being able to customize your characters face is as fresh as an 85 year old woman's vagina.

Because this is a free roam and the missions can be done in no particular order Im not going to review them but just incase you don't know, they all suck.


The originality and well thought out structure of this game is so intense you get to upgrade your guns, including making your magnum into a realistic 'Magnum lvl. 3'. It is so accurate you could probably hit a 3 year old's clitoris from 200 yards away.

To beat the game and progress you have to blow up compounds so that they become yours. You have to walk in by yourself and kill about 50 guys, then when everyone is dead you for some reason have to blow the compound up.
Nobody is left in the compound and it is as good as yours so it must be a good idea to blow the whole thing up before you can really claim it as your own.

On the last mission you get to kill all the mafia family bosses ALL BY YOURSELF by killing hundreds of the mafia families TOP body guards who are killed by ONE guy.
If one guy can kill an entire mafia family then why haven't they done this before with some other guy armed to the teeth with lvl 3 magnums and lvl 3 Tommy guns, this game is just ridiculous.

Then once you've made your way up the ranks to Don, all of a sudden Michael Corleone seemingly disappears from the game and lets you become the big boss of the huge mafia family. I don't remember this ever happening at any point in the movie, I remember Michael Corleone living until his was about 80 something and then dying from old age or after playing this game, I can't quite remember.

Conclusion

Another Grand Theft Auto rip off that fails harder than a Down Syndrome at a Law School.

The Storyline is as held together as diahrea, the graphics are as smooth as a dick with genital warts and the gameplay is as fast paced as Paris Hiltons lazy eye.

When I was finished playing this game I took it out of my Xbox 360, put it gently back in the case and decided that a game this shit needs to be put somewhere no one will ever be able to find, so I drove down to the street and put it in a Red Cross donation bin.

Then while still being unable to get over how ridiculously bad the game was I went and bought the "The Godfather" book and came on all 448 pages from start to finish.

The Godfather, an offer you can refuse.

The End

nice analogies